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08.03.2009 - 10:18
Uirapuru
Liver Failure
That's right, Seth Putnam's weird band.. can't believe theres not even a topic about these guys... Don't know if discuss this is forbid or something (like Nokturnal Mortum not have a profile kind of stuff)...

Anyway, i take some time to decide either to put this topic here in Extreme, or the General Music Sub-forum, since the music they make is pretty much a kind of anti-music... but they have similarities with Death/Grind.. so i just put the thread here..

Musically, this band is agressive as hell, just crazy drums, ''riffs'' (if we can call it that) and an weird vocal.. but what is unique about this band are they lyrics and their content... quite variable... from extreme offence (even racist, but mostly homophobic) songs like ''You'r Gay'', ''Pottery's Gay'', ''Recycling Is Gay'', ''(Random Words) is Gay'' or other kinds: ''You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Beat The Shit Out Of You'', ''Even Though Your Culture Opresses Women...'', ''Your Kid Is Deformed''... but there is also lyrics and song themes there are so stupid that comes close to hilarious like ''The Word Homophobic Is Gay'', ''Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay'', ''Haha Your Wife Left You'' or ''I Got Athlete's Foot Showering At Mike's''..

Strangely, there is also an ''melodic'' album, with a satirical connotation, its called Picnic of Love.. all songs are light-hearted, about love, marriage, wishes and hope.. the extreme opposite of the band's other features.

It's not a band to recommend to anyone, but it's curious too see such a crappy band, with crappy songs, that only makes polemical or comic songs become relatively famous.. it surely caught my attention for some reason ... for they anti-music being so close to some kinds of metal, I decided to start this topic, in case of anyone has an opinion about all this.
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08.03.2009 - 12:58
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
My friends is possessed whit this band, he has all CD, I cant stand it, I listen fiew CD and its total anarchy, I understand why band sint in metal-archives, it isnt metal, totaly stupid band, ok I like some gridn core bands but not this one, look at song title,s song lenght etc

Weird album is ''Picnic of Love'' beforeI hera it I thought its love songs but why I wate my time whit this band
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08.03.2009 - 13:15
-Morbid-
I love their song titles, and a part of me wishes I could like them a lot, but I just can't enjoy their music.
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08.03.2009 - 17:08
Hamird
Lieutenant
I like Anal Cunt.. The way Seth Putnam writes the lyrics are just fun, and I'm a big fan of fun.. Musically he's one of a kind. There are tons of Grindcore bands but non of them do as Anal Cunt do..
Oh, the song titles are amazingly funny too.. Recycling Is Gay is my favorite, and there are so many funny titles.. I like Picnic of Love too, although in my opinion his clean vocals suck.
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08.03.2009 - 17:16
Insineratehymn
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Anal Cunt is the most awesomest and funniest metal band ever. Whenever I listen to them, I get a colossal stiffy.
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08.03.2009 - 20:35
thesabbathfan
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAAAANN!!!


hilarious shit.
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08.03.2009 - 21:47
Kap'N Korrupt
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I used to listen to Anal Cunt all the time and laugh my ass off...Picnic of Love is the most hilarious album ever...I love how some people don't know whether to believe it or think of it as a joke...
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08.03.2009 - 22:21
Charly546
They were fun to see live and I sometimes read lyrics and song titles. "Hitler was a sensitive man" is hilarious. Musically, well, I'm not really into noise/grind.
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08.03.2009 - 23:02
ForeverDarkWoods
As someone else once said, "hitting the drum kit with the guitar repeatedly while screaming "gay" as many times as you can over the disorganized noise resulting from doing so can't be that funny for very long". To me, it's just an example of bad humour that's worn out it's welcome a long time ago. It would be slightly amusing if there was anything else behind it, or if they just released like one album, but unfortunately there's nothing else to it and there's tons of the stuff...

Suffice to say it stopped being funny a long time ago, and now it's just stupid.
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09.03.2009 - 03:22
Southern Wind
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I don't agree with those who say that all their merit is based in their titles/lyrics... their earlier noisecore shit is rather senseless, but with the years they had became a GREAT grind act; I especially like the Defenders Of The Hate EP. I'm also a fan of Seth's sludge project Adolf Satan
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09.03.2009 - 14:47
Kap'N Korrupt
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Yeah I would say their music is based more on them making fun of musical genres and artists most of the time...
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09.03.2009 - 15:22
Hamird
Lieutenant
Oh, I just found out today that Seth Putnam has made a new line-up for Anal Cunt and they are going to release two albums this year, which one of the two is Picnic of love II.. I'm really curious to see what it would be..
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09.03.2009 - 19:29
Kap'N Korrupt
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Another Picnic Of Love eh? That should be entertaining
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09.03.2009 - 21:40
Arian Totalis
The Philosopher
Anal Cunt, Musically, is not that impressive, even though Scott Hull DID play guitar for them on I think, was it one album? Or two? anyway, they're lyrics can be hillarious, and they even inspired me in mine and my friend'r grindcore project. However, I must say that Seth Putnam is a racist douchebag and I would laugh if I saw him get disembowled....okay, maybe that was a little extreme, but he is, without a doubt, a huge asshole.
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10.03.2009 - 17:20
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Is he really a racist or against homosexuality or he just make those lyrics to joke around?
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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11.03.2009 - 05:46
Uirapuru
Liver Failure
Written by X-Ray Rod on 10.03.2009 at 17:20

Is he really a racist or against homosexuality or he just make those lyrics to joke around?

Who knows... but when a band release an album like ''picnic of love'' they are pratically saying that they cannot be taken serious. Despite the fact that racism and stuff are already ridiculous enough...
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11.03.2009 - 08:07
Hamird
Lieutenant
Written by Blood Red Moon on 09.03.2009 at 21:17

Written by [user id=2084] on 09.03.2009 at 19:29

Another Picnic Of Love eh? That should be entertaining

I was just on Seth's website a couple of days ago out of curiosity of what he was up to now. I didn't see anything about another Picnic of Love but that would be seriously awesome.

I checked it on Wikipedia, and there's another addition for 2009.. It means three albums in one year?

Wearing Out Our Welcome (2009)
Picnic of Love - Part 2 (2009)
Meagan Sucks Cock (2009)
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11.03.2009 - 16:37
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by Uirapuru on 11.03.2009 at 05:46

Written by X-Ray Rod on 10.03.2009 at 17:20

Is he really a racist or against homosexuality or he just make those lyrics to joke around?

Who knows... but when a band release an album like ''picnic of love'' they are pratically saying that they cannot be taken serious. Despite the fact that racism and stuff are already ridiculous enough...

Yeah... I think the same as well.
I actually find most of the titles funny.... "You're pregnant so I kicked you in the stomach."

I actually like the music a little bit. Don't really know why, but it's funny to listen to at times.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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12.03.2009 - 17:07
They released a Demo a couple of months ago, in the style of their old EPs which had roughly about 6 gazillion songs in about 8 minutes, because they multi-tracked them.

If anyone actually believes Anal Cunt are serious, then they are tools. How could be a band with songs like "Body By Auschwitz" be serious?
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12.03.2009 - 20:29
Hamird
Lieutenant
Written by HarmonyCorruptio on 12.03.2009 at 17:07

They released a Demo a couple of months ago, in the style of their old EPs which had roughly about 6 gazillion songs in about 8 minutes, because they multi-tracked them.

If anyone actually believes Anal Cunt are serious, then they are tools. How could be a band with songs like "Body By Auschwitz" be serious?

I think you mean 110 Song CD.. I got it some days ago, it was about 20 minutes, more look like their early 90's multi-tracks. It was good..
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13.03.2009 - 16:32
Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of, can never remember the titles of those CDs.
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13.03.2009 - 16:32
Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of, can never remember the titles of those CDs.
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14.03.2009 - 01:42
Gigginova
Account deleted
@Bad English: obviously they suck on purpose : , they're not featured on Metal Archives because they play Grindcore and Grindcore isn't a type of Metal, it's a type of Punk. They are a JOKE band, you're taking them too seriously.

@Arian Totalis: I don't know if he's racist for true though. He means to be an asshole lol.

I love Anal Cunt! hahah they leave me in stitches. They're so anti-PC





Here's an interview with Seth:

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngRr_x36Ess[/URL]
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10.04.2009 - 09:09
Uirapuru
Liver Failure
Written by [user id=160] on 14.03.2009 at 01:42

Here's an interview with Seth:

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngRr_x36Ess[/URL]

Looks like Seth Putnam secret formula for success is being an asshole. Huge discovery for a guy interviewing a drugged person? it is hard to understand what the hell is he saying sometimes he was having problems just to stand in his feet

Best parts of the interview:

''You were like a weight lifter in school as well?''
R- No, I wasn't gay like that.

''What is your problem with the jews?''
R- Fucking jews are always fucking whining fucking around fucking problems fucking assholes fucking holocaust fucking egiptians and romans fucking fuck.

But the song at the end was pretty awesome, just have to discover which one of the thousands it is

And what the hell was that old lady talking about god at the beginning?! XD.
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10.04.2009 - 14:07
-tom-
Mr FancyPants
Written by HarmonyCorruptio on 12.03.2009 at 17:07

They released a Demo a couple of months ago, in the style of their old EPs which had roughly about 6 gazillion songs in about 8 minutes, because they multi-tracked them.

If anyone actually believes Anal Cunt are serious, then they are tools. How could be a band with songs like "Body By Auschwitz" be serious?

Do you mean the 5643 song EP? They recorded short improvised noisecore songs for 13 minutes 16 times and played them all at once. This came out back in the late '80s.

It actually sounds awesome. Very intense and chaotic. I didn't really think much of their improvised stuff but like this it sounds good.
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10.04.2009 - 14:16
jupitreas
hi-fi / lo-life
Staff
It is very unlikely Seth is actually racist since their first demo was produced by a black guy...
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10.04.2009 - 17:45
Gigginova
Account deleted
Written by jupitreas on 10.04.2009 at 14:16

It is very unlikely Seth is actually racist since their first demo was produced by a black guy...

That's right

but they did do a split with a racist band though.
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27.12.2011 - 19:23
Cuca Beludo
Account deleted
This is easy: AC is the best grindocre band in the whole world! Also, the funniest band too. My favorite album is the first EP, 88 Songs.
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27.12.2011 - 20:06
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by [user id=114505] on 27.12.2011 at 19:23
This is easy: AC is the best grindocre band in the whole world!

Hardly.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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27.12.2011 - 21:57
Slayer666
Written by [user id=114505] on 27.12.2011 at 19:23

This is easy: AC is the best grindocre band in the whole world! Also, the funniest band too. My favorite album is the first EP, 88 Songs.

AC is a band that barely even plays a coherent musical form. I don't see how that can be "the best one", considering all the other wicked grind out there.
Mind you, I don't give a shit about grindcore in general, but I can tell if a band plays something that has some quality in it, as opposed to... whatever the fuck AC were doing.
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