Karlabos
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14.05.2018 - 03:47Rating: 7
Nice! Now that's my shit!
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I think you are going to get a lot of shit for this review
Anyway, they are pretty funny on Facebook. The vocals are actually very annoying to me at times, but other than that musically it's ok.
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nikarg StaffPosts: 7345 |
I wish you another 2000 reviews Che!
You might be interested to hear that "peosphoros" means "penis bearer"
Based on your review I think I'm going to hate this but I'll give it a go and let you know
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Auntie Sahar Drone Empress
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Written by [user id=159927] on 14.05.2018 at 04:00
I think you are going to get a lot of shit for this review
Anyway, they are pretty funny on Facebook. The vocals are actually very annoying to me at times, but other than that musically it's ok.
I'm anticipating it, no worries. More than ready to defend this band and those involved, plus honestly I think you'd have to be pretty thick glancing at those ridiculous lyrics to not understand that there's parody of some sort going on there. I think that here at least most people are intelligent enough to not take them immediately at face value and understand there's something much deeper going on.
The "gay vocals" are off putting, but like I said, I think they're intended to be. Other than that the harsh ones and the operatic vocals are actually really on point, methinks.
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.
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Auntie Sahar Drone Empress
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Written by nikarg on 14.05.2018 at 04:30
You might be interested to hear that "peosphoros" means "penis bearer"
Based on your review I think I'm going to hate this but I'll give it a go and let you know
Yeah, I'm friends with all involved and the main guy explained it to me
I think this would appeal to industrial and hardcore punk fans a lot, as well as those who dig the more midtempo, kind of doomy black metal. All three seem to have a good influence on the overall sound of the album, but at the same time the sound isn't easy to compare to much else out there. Really no "similar bands" I can think of right off the top of my head, other than what some of the musicians here are already involved in.
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.
~ II. VII
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RaduP CertifiedHipster StaffPosts: 9027 |
14.05.2018 - 08:26Rating: 1
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Peak degeneracy
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One day there will be no heart at all?
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EmirMerdumgiriz
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Happy 200th review my brother in Allah, and I am honoured something I am part of marks this moment in your review history! You're a great sentencer!
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Mercurial
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Lol, hadn't heard of this project. It's definitely an interesting entry to the black metal sphere, but after listening to a few songs and looking at some of their posts it does all feel a little bit like a student art project to me: a bit too on the nose statement wise with too many buzzwords, angry / humourous rhetoric and cliche imagery being thrown around and musically kind of amateurish and hard to take seriously. I live in Brighton though so probably get exposed to this kind of thing more than most, but could be an interesting springboard for other artists to do something better with. Interesting but kind of lame and cringey.
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Auntie Sahar Drone Empress
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Written by Mercurial on 14.05.2018 at 16:13
Lol, hadn't heard of this project. It's definitely an interesting entry to the black metal sphere, but after listening to a few songs and looking at some of their posts it does all feel a little bit like a student art project to me: a bit too on the nose statement wise with too many buzzwords, angry / humourous rhetoric and cliche imagery being thrown around and musically kind of amateurish and hard to take seriously. I live in Brighton though so probably get exposed to this kind of thing more than most, but could be an interesting springboard for other artists to do something better with. Interesting but kind of lame and cringey.
I understand and semi agree with what you're saying, but I wouldn't really call the imagery and rhetoric at work here cliche as it's such a baffling and unusual blend. They certainly know how to piss people off (and are doing a rather good job at it if you follow their social media pages), but the specific way in which they do it, I would say, is incredibly unique. They attack so much all in one album but then appear to be such an unusual blend of various ideologies themselves (that again, could all just be for the sake of the irony) that it's difficult for those who are under attack on this album to really generate any sort of cohesive response because of how self contradictory the message of the band often appears. I believe that's the hidden secret that makes this thing (at least in my eyes) just so damn funny and dangerously intelligent
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.
~ II. VII
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Mercurial
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Written by Auntie Sahar on 14.05.2018 at 16:25
I understand and semi agree with what you're saying, but I wouldn't really call the imagery and rhetoric at work here cliche as it's such a baffling and unusual blend. They certainly know how to piss people off (and are doing a rather good job at it if you follow their social media pages), but the specific way in which they do it, I would say, is incredibly unique. They attack so much all in one album but then appear to be such an unusual blend of various ideologies themselves (that again, could all just be for the sake of the irony) that it's difficult for those who are under attack on this album to really generate any sort of cohesive response because of how self contradictory the message of the band often appears. I believe that's the hidden secret that makes this thing (at least in my eyes) just so damn funny and dangerously intelligent
If I'm honest, their ideals are probably not directed toward me in any way: as an attack on my own views, or someone who would necessarily be overly interested in what they're aiming for message wise, so I'm kind of stuck on the outside as a disconnected observer with different interests. I get it for the most part and agree and approve of what they're doing, but at the same time I'm a faily lazy liberal (I guess) who's rarely offended by anything but at the same time not really moved by other people's political agendas. I'd probably be more interested if it coincided with my own aesthetic tastes and had more of a subtle approach to their message. For me it seems a little like the performance art, shock-tactics of the industrial band movements in the 70s and 80s, so I guess I feel like I've been there and done that, but I would look in on them and similar projects in the future though.
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Auntie Sahar Drone Empress
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Written by Mercurial on 14.05.2018 at 16:39
For me it seems a little like the performance art, shock-tactics of the industrial band movements in the 70s and 80s, so I guess I feel like I've been there and done that, but I would look in on them and similar projects in the future though.
As I said above, I really can't think of much else that's overly similar either lyrically or musically other than some of what else the main dude here has already done. You can draw a lot of parallels to shock rock, industrial, and hardcore, sure, but still very distinct somehow. Yayla, Chaoscunt, and Viranesir are some of his other bands, so I'd suggest checking those out (Viranesir in particular) if the sound here suits your fancy.
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.
~ II. VII
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Mercurial
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Written by Auntie Sahar on 14.05.2018 at 16:45
As I said above, I really can't think of much else that's overly similar either lyrically or musically other than some of what else the main dude here has already done. You can draw a lot of parallels to shock rock, industrial, and hardcore, sure, but still very distinct somehow. Yayla, Chaoscunt, and Viranesir are some of his other bands, so I'd suggest checking those out (Viranesir in particular) if the sound here suits your fancy.
Well if anything my main interest around this band now would probably be seeing how other people react to them and fallout that may ensue just out of pure entertainment and schadenfreude. Maybe I'm just projecting, but I'm not entirely convinced this kind of overt approach will be that effective as it seems a little self-aware and people might brush it off as a result, but then again they say they have been banned from a number of sites so I'm probably wrong there. Black metallers often seem most angry when they're being attacked from within: a successful woman making black metal, or a serious black metal album with a silly instagram cover art. Not sure how they'll react to this really, it being so non-sequitur and often more like parody than satire. Could go either way.
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Malignar
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I've heard a couple songs and I can't say that the riffs/songwriting are any good. Maybe it is more about poking fun at politically correct Antifa types. I don't care about the message if the actual music is sub standard.
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Auntie Sahar Drone Empress
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Written by Malignar on 14.05.2018 at 18:34
I've heard a couple songs and I can't say that the riffs/songwriting are any good. Maybe it is more about poking fun at politically correct Antifa types. I don't care about the message if the actual music is sub standard.
It's all across the board, it's about poking fun at the types you mention as well as those that allow themselves to get overly upset about them and give them responses that only serve to help their censorship crusades. Anyway, musically I find it to be just fine, a lot of riffs and more rhythmic vocal passages here have been getting stuck in my head for a while now, which is a sign of songwriting with a good hook. To each their own though, I suppose.
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.
~ II. VII
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koob
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14.05.2018 - 20:13Rating: 3
This is just a massive turd, musically, lyrically, I get the "satirical" gimmick but it's just retarded
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Auntie Sahar Drone Empress
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Written by koob on 14.05.2018 at 20:13
This is just a massive turd, musically, lyrically, I get the "satirical" gimmick but it's just retarded
And yet they somehow succeeded in getting you to waste your time telling us just how retarded it is instead of deciding to not bother with something so retarded in the first place.
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.
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Polaria
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I just stopped by here because I read the first sentence on MS frontpage.
There has been a lot of controversy in the metal community as of late, and within the black metal community especially.
As of late? You must be kidding, there's always been a lot of controversy in the metal community
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Auntie Sahar Drone Empress
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Written by Polaria on 14.05.2018 at 21:26
I just stopped by here because I read the first sentence on MS frontpage.
There has been a lot of controversy in the metal community as of late, and within the black metal community especially.
As of late? You must be kidding, there's always been a lot of controversy in the metal community
There's no denying the popcorn's been a'popping especially rapidly lately though!
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.
~ II. VII
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musclassia StaffPosts: 7621 |
14.05.2018 - 21:36Rating: 4
Man that first song is fucking unbearable. The rest of it's not that bad, but also not particularly good either from a purely musical standpoint, which given I can't understand the controversial lyrics is the only standpoint I can judge it from. Glad it resonated so much with you Apothecary but it's a hard pass on this one from me
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nikarg StaffPosts: 7345 |
Ok, the music is definitely not up my alley as I suspected. But as VIG said above their FB page is hilarious and smart. This and this particularly had me laughing hysterically. As well as the fact that among the related pages on fb, the page of Necros Christos was the first recommendation. Zuckerman, wtf dude?
So for me, 4 for the music and 10 for the concept.
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flightoficarus Stamp Tramp
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I'd expect nothing less of something promoted by Emir.
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Auntie Sahar Drone Empress
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Written by nikarg on 14.05.2018 at 21:57
For me, 4 for the music and 10 for the concept.
Hey man, you got something out of it then!
Since the message here is so likely to overshadow the music, I'm curious though... what sort of music would you have been preferred here, or think would suit the content better?
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.
~ II. VII
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Auntie Sahar Drone Empress
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Written by flightoficarus on 14.05.2018 at 23:11
I'd expect nothing less of something promoted by Emir.
He's gonna get himself deported back to Turkey someday with this shit, I swear
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.
~ II. VII
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Maco Pvt Funderground
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Anal Cunt is more funny
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nikarg StaffPosts: 7345 |
Written by Auntie Sahar on 14.05.2018 at 23:59
Hey man, you got something out of it then!
Since the message here is so likely to overshadow the music, I'm curious though... what sort of music would you have been preferred here, or think would suit the content better?
I think the music fits the concept quite well because it is supposed to be a parody and I admit I kinda dig the bass, it's mainly the vocals that completely ruin it for me, just like they did with that Succumb album last year lol. If they wanted to take things more seriously and launch an full-on aggressive attack towards political correctness, I would have liked something hardcore/punkish I guess. But I do appreciate the album for what it is and for what it aims to achieve, it's just not for me musically.
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Auntie Sahar Drone Empress
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Written by nikarg on 15.05.2018 at 01:00
I think the music fits the concept quite well because it is supposed to be a parody and I admit I kinda dig the bass, it's mainly the vocals that completely ruin it for me, just like they did with that Succumb album last year lol. If they wanted to take things more seriously and launch an full-on aggressive attack towards political correctness, I would have liked something hardcore/punkish I guess. But I do appreciate the album for what it is and for what it aims to achieve, it's just not for me musically.
I feels ya man. I kind of feel though that there's already enough hardcore out there that goes at the anti PC agenda, so it's interesting to see it set over music like this that is far more unexpected. Truth be told, I'm surprised there's honestly not more black metal out there that chooses to go at such a thematic angle, considering the notorious reputation and consistent mainstream scrutiny that has come at the genre over time.
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.
~ II. VII
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Vermoorden
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15.05.2018 - 06:28Rating: 1
Being a parody doesn't excuse anything here, because to be effective in being a parody piece, you have to first be good enough to listen to. Bands like Steel Panther, Dethklok, and Tenacious D do this well, but the music here is so far below standard, that it completely destroys any message they might send. If the music was at LEAST listenable in any form, I would probably be more interested in the project, maybe look up lyrics, etc... But its not even worth the effort since it sounds like trash.
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BloodTears ANA-thema ElitePosts: 11835 |
What are gay vocals though? lol
This is all so intriguing and I love the name. Pink Metal
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Auntie Sahar Drone Empress
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Written by Vermoorden on 15.05.2018 at 06:28
Being a parody doesn't excuse anything here, because to be effective in being a parody piece, you have to first be good enough to listen to. If the music was at LEAST listenable in any form, I would probably be more interested in the project, maybe look up lyrics, etc... But its not even worth the effort since it sounds like trash.
Sure seemed to be worth the effort of you wasting your time with this comment, huh?
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.
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Auntie Sahar Drone Empress
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Written by BloodTears on 15.05.2018 at 12:20
What are gay vocals though? lol
Yeah not trying to be rude or anything, honestly I just don't know how else to describe them
You know that stereotypical idea of gays sounding really whiny and raising the pitch on things they say almost so that everything sounds like a question? Kind of like the "dumb blonde" voice, but a little different.... anyway, that technique is definitely at work here, mostly in the spoken word parts.
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I am the Magician and the Exorcist. I am the axle of the wheel, and the cube in the circle. “Come unto me” is a foolish word: for it is I that go.
~ II. VII
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