Semen - Depositos De Semen review
| Band: | Semen |
| Album: | Depositos De Semen |
| Style: | Grindcore |
| Release date: | 2004 |
| A review by: | Herzebeth |
01. Conjugacion de Liquido Seminal y Saliva
02. Ruptura Del Ano En La Penetracion
03. Copulacion Amorfa Entre Mongolicos
04. Violacion Masiva Por Cadaveres En Decomposicion
05. Masturbacion Prolongada de un Infante
06. El Delicado Ano de Una Niña de 10 Años
07. Depositos de Semen
08. More Fuck More Fun
09. Orgasmos Anales
Well?this album might be a little disquieting to many people, in fact, I'm sure the cover alone makes people turn their heads with a nauseating smirk. Semen hails from my country (Mexico), their concept is kind of obvious, but if an unknown girl "interacting" with 7 dicks doesn't give you any hint then I'll do it, Semen offers Porngrind in the vein of Creamface, Purulent Spermcanal and such bands, they play fast as hell grind and write lyrics about raping random anuses and amorphous sex; let me dig a little more ok?
Semen creates the usual vibe towards this kind of Grindcore; their music is not intricate at all but it's quite catchy though, you'll be head-banging like a freak from the beginning to the end of this album. Most tunes have the usual Porngrind structure (intro + speedy riff + catchy breakdown + the end), fortunately there are some tracks showing the "factual" capabilities of the band; "More Fuck More Fun" is one of them, showing complex lines and irregular beats; "Orgasmos Anales" also delivers a powerful tune with changeling scales, super-catchy riffing and great drumming as well.
I can't imagine a follower of Arch Enemy enjoying this album, they're way to fruity to actually tolerate this kind of music, but if you like crazy Grindcore bands with grotesque-ogre vocals, speedy music and gooey artwork (if you think the cover is shocking the layout will fuck your brain cells big time) then Semen is just for you.
I can't say much more about this release, I really think the artwork beat me this time because it speaks for itself, so the rule goes more o less like this: If you dig the image then you'll certainly like Depositos De Semen, on the other hand, if you think the artwork is way too much and your eye sockets are bleeding profusely just skip this release as you won't be able to bear it.
Best Tracks: "El Delicado Ano De Una Niña De 10 Años", "More Fuck More Fun", "Orgasmos Anales"
Rating breakdown
| Performance: | 7 |
| Songwriting: | 8 |
| Originality: | 6 |
| Production: | 8 |
Written by Herzebeth | 29.05.2006
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| Falcon Posts: 245  |
Ghaha, I guess the album cover was a little too pornographic, just a little  I've heard about the band, not yet any music, but I can imagine somehow their sound. Can be good, especially when I'm in the right mood
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| Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62004  |
I never had hear this band, but since album civer was from hard hor porn movie whit Rocco, I gonna chech it band, and BTW I had seen one more old school swedish death metal band cover from 80ties where women use Thorhammer and you know what she done, and one more Swedish trash-core metal band has nacked women and blod on her organs. But this band seems I just will turn my DC++ abd doulour this album, 
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| Falcon Posts: 245 |
yeah, well that was not the mood I meant, not the gay mood! 
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| Damnated Churchburner Posts: 4943  |
Is this band gay? Seriously? I mean a man wants to see a woman's parts, not dicks....
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| Herzebeth Posts: 5537  |
@MEtal Falcon: yeah well...you're a very smart dude, I actually think this band is a MUST for the guys into extreme stuff... and for the guys who say these mexican guys are gay...dudes you should see them live, they play their instruments while some strippers dance around the stage...now tell me that's gay
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| Falcon Posts: 245 |
And suddenly the album cover wasn't too pornographic anymore @ herz: and I don't know what this band being a must for guys into extreme stuff has to do with me being a smart dude?
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| Herzebeth Posts: 5537 |
@Insineratehymn : Well man, you are a fan of General Surgery and Exhumed and Goregrind in general, this band has nothing to do with those kind of bands..you'll maybe found it quite average as Porngrind has less cool things than Goregrind  @MetalFalcon: because smart guys do not fear stuff, smart guys see something "new" or weird and they decide to check it...so you're a smart guy lol
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| Falcon Posts: 245 |
@herz: ghaha ok, I actually misunderstood it But I'm not very new to stuff like this. I dunno, is there a very big difference (music-wise) between porngrind and grindcore (and gorecore)?
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| nb Posts: 248  |
I just read this review to see what the hell was this grosesome thing about. I cannot beleive there are people in this world that do a thing like this. Are they promoting rape and violations with their songs??? Enough violence we have in this world to have some people doing this. Music is culture, and Metal is a big culture, but something like this... imagine a 15 year old listening to this crap, what is the next thing he will do?
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| Promonex Cathemeral Elite Posts: 9720  |
Written by nb on 30.05.2006 at 01:06 Trying to learn Spanish?
---- All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu... This is the truth! This is my belief! ...At least for now. - The Mystery of Life, Vol. 841 Ch. 26
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| Herzebeth Posts: 5537 |
@MetalFalcon : not big diferences but you'll find different passages and structures in everu grind genre... similar to the sub death genres and so on.
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| jupitreas hi-fi / lo-life Staff Posts: 6659  |
Written by Herzebeth on 29.05.2006 at 23:16 That IS gay, dude!! They should be fucking the strippers, not wanking the guitars
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Account deleted Written by Bad English on 29.05.2006 at 20:52 THAT was gay
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| Herzebeth Posts: 5537 |
Written by jupitreas on 30.05.2006 at 03:10 uhm...nice point..let me chew it for a littlw while...ok got it... I think as we are then gayer as we don't fuck strippers nor wank guitars while strippers strip themselves...so like...maybe you ARE fucking strippers right now, but as I am not then I'm gayer than the guys of Semen...so it's bad for me to post this...whatever...I'm proud of my sexual activities but if you are not fucking a stripper right now then you just drowned yourself my dear Jupitreas...wait what was the point? oh yeah, I really think strippers are hot...and that's why we should all marry one period.
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| jupitreas hi-fi / lo-life Staff Posts: 6659 |
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| Götter avatar of misery Elite Posts: 12300  |
Okay, I absolutely have to listen to this album, if only for the cover art. Sickest I've ever seen! 
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| Falcon Posts: 245 |
Written by Promonex on 30.05.2006 at 01:12 ghaha But you know, I think you may not see it lik this. It's a way of humor. These guys don't take themselves seriously, neither may we do... And a 15 year old boy passes first 20 hardcore porn sites on the internet before he discovers this kind of music
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| Undercraft Elite Posts: 1412  |
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| Promonex Cathemeral Elite Posts: 9720 |
Written by Undercraft on 30.05.2006 at 20:29 Nowadays I wouldn't anymore, but I probably wouldn't mind "un ano de una niña de 10 años" if I still was the age NB was talking about
---- All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu... This is the truth! This is my belief! ...At least for now. - The Mystery of Life, Vol. 841 Ch. 26
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| ylside Staff Posts: 4745  |
I understood all the track titles without knowing spanish. 
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For fun, let me try to translate the song titles. I might get some of it right considering that spanish is structurally similar to english, but then again, I'll get things wrong considering I am not an expert at spanish.Conjugacion de Liquido Seminal y Saliva = Conjugation of Liquid Seminal Saliva Ruptura Del Ano En La Penetracion = Ruptured Anal Penetration Copulacion Amorfa Entre Mongolicos = Copulation Amorphous Enter Mongolians (?) Violacion Masiva Por Cadaveres En Decomposicion = Massive Violation of Decomposed Cadavers Masturbacion Prolongada de un Infante = Prolonged Masturbation of an Infant El Delicado Ano de Una Niña de 10 Años = The Delicate Anus of Nina the 10 Anuses (?) Depositos de Semen = Deposit the Semen More Fuck More Fun = More Fuck More Fun Orgasmos Anales = Anal Orgasm I tried my best. 
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| Herzebeth Posts: 5537 |
hahaha you did well but the actual translations are the following: 01. Blending Seminal and Salival Liquid 02. Anal Rupture During Penetration 03. Amorphous Intercourse between Mongols 04. Massive Violation of Decomposed Cadavers (you got that one right 05. Infant prolonged masturbation 06. The tender anus of a ten year old girl 07. Cum receptacles 09. uhmmm 10. Anal Orgasms cheers
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| John Barleycorn Minimalist Posts: 1727  |
Written by Herzebeth on 31.05.2006 at 16:48 The best song title ever!
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| CRODv Posts: 24  |
Well... the first thing I thought when I read the review was "It sucks!!"... now I´m still thinking that it sucks, but the question is who likes bands like this one?? I mean, even if the sound is great, the lyrics are talking about Massive Violation, anus of a ten year old girl... Who likes listen that??? It's just my opinion... but they are just sick. 
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Account deleted Written by Herzebeth on 31.05.2006 at 16:48 Hooray, I got one right! Do I get a cookie?
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