Written by Graveheart on 08.05.2010 at 20:20

"I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

What's the best thing about fucking a 3-year-old?
Hearing the pelvic bone snap.

What's the worst thing about fucking a 3-year-old?
Getting blood on my clown costume.

Written by Doc G. on 20.05.2010 at 10:15

What's the best thing about fucking a 3-year-old?
Hearing the pelvic bone snap.

What's the worst thing about fucking a 3-year-old?
Getting blood on my clown costume.

Oh dear god no...

no no no...

A more pc option...

Two sausages are lying in a frying pan. One says to the other, "man, it's hot in here." The other one says
"Oh my god... a talking sausage!"

Yeah, thats the good stuff...

Some jokes about the drummers

Question: What should you do when there's a drummer at your door?
Answer: Pay him for the pizza.
Question: What do you call a drummer who broke up with his girlfriend?
Answer: Homeless
Question: What's got three legs and a twat at the top?
Answer: A drum stool.
Question: What do you call a person who hangs around musicians?
Answer: A drummer.
Question: What's the difference between a drummer and an extra-large pizza?
Answer: The pizza can feed a family of 4.

Written by Kennoth on 29.05.2010 at 01:20

Question: What should you do when there's a drummer at your door?
Answer: Pay him for the pizza.

hahaha, oddly enough that´s how the guys at Slayer met(yes, Dave Lombardo was a pizza boy)

Written by Valentin B on 29.05.2010 at 22:16

hahaha, oddly enough that´s how the guys at Slayer met(yes, Dave Lombardo was a pizza boy)

hehe

Q: why did the condom fly across the room?

A: someone must have pissed it off

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto.

The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight.

So sit back, relax and . . . OH, MY GOD !'

Silence followed!


Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you.

While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.

You should see the front of my pants!'

An Irish passenger yelled: 'Ah, bae jezis, you should see the back of mine!'

Two Irish men are walking along Kensington High Street when they see a sign.

Suits £15.00
Trousers £3.50
Shirts £2.00

One said to the other one "Will ye look at that - we could buy a lot of that gear and when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune. When we go in the shop dont say anything, let me do all the talking "cause if they hear our accent they might not serve us so Ill speak in my best English accent."

They go in and he orders,

50 suits at £15.00 and
50 trousers at £3.50 and
100 shirts at £2.00

The owner of the shop says "You're Irish arent you"

"Ah Bejaysus..... Yes, how de hell did ye know?",

The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners!!!!!"

"Can you hear a lawnmower?" asks the wife.
I listen. "Yeah".
"Oh thank God!" she replies. "I thought I was hearing things."
"You were. Lawnmowers."
Stupid cow.

The pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, all of whom could not figure out how to cure him.

Finally he was brought to an old physician, who stated that he could figure it out. After about an hour's examination he came out and told the cardinals that he knew what was wrong.

He said that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder of the testicles. He said that the good news was that all the pope had to do to be cured was to have sex.

Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at length. Finally they went to the pope with the doctor and explained the situation.

After some thought, the pope stated, "I agree, but under four conditions."

The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over all of the noise there arose a single voice that asked, "And what are the four conditions?" The room stilled. There was a long pause...

The pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see whom she is having sex."

"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having sex."

"Third she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out with who she is having sex, she can tell no one."

After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And the fourth condition?"

"Big tits" replied the Pope.

Three US soldiers are training for special forces.

Upon the last day of their training, their commander told them, that there is the final test they need to do. There are three rooms ahead of them, each having their wife tied to a chair, and they must kill her with the provided gun.

So, the first soldier goes in, doesn't wanna do it and goes out. So with the second. But the third one enters, and loud screaming and grunting is heard for two minutes. After two minutes have passed, the last one exits the room, and his commander asks him: alright, what the fuck happened right there?

To which the soldier responds: well, there were damn blanks in the gun, so I had to beat her to death with it...

Raymond Domenech.

Written by The Turbanator on 18.06.2010 at 00:15

Raymond Domenech.

haha, that indeed is a very sad and true joke.

Written by The Turbanator on 18.06.2010 at 00:15

Raymond Domenech.

Funniest joke I've read in a while

Written by The Turbanator on 18.06.2010 at 00:15

Raymond Domenech.

What's so funny here? Who's this guy?

Written by [user id=17278] on 18.06.2010 at 17:43

Written by The Turbanator on 18.06.2010 at 00:15

Raymond Domenech.

What's so funny here? Who's this guy?

the coach of the french football national team

Ye,ye,ye, let's stick with the REAL jokes....

Actual Answers to Sixth Grade History tests:

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.
They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that the
inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the
Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their
children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?"

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened
bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount
Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died Before he ever reached Canada.

4. Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.

5. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't
have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.

6. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

7. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice.
They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death,
his career suffered a dramatic decline.

8. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and
threw the java.

9. Eventually, the Romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people Romans
because they never stayed in one place for very long.

10. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides
of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king.
Dying, he gasped out:"Tee hee, Brutus."

11. Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his subjects by playing the
fiddle to them.

12. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was cannonized by Bernard Shaw.

13. Finally Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the
same offense.

14. In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the
futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote
literature.

15. Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while
sittting on his son's head.

16. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success.
When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."

17. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented
removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation
of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented
cigarettes and started smoking. And Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world
with a 100-foot clipper.

18. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was
born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money
and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and
hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of
a heroicouplet. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.

19. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote
Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise
Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.

20. During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great
navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships
were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe.

21. Later, the Pilgrims crossed the ocean, and this was called Pilgrim's
Progress. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many died and
many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.

22. One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English put tacks in
their tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post
without stamps. Finally the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay
for taxis.

23. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress.
Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the
Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two
cats backwards and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand."
Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

24. Soon the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic
hostility. Under the constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare
arms.

25. Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest recedent. Lincoln's mother died
in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands.
Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On
the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his
seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator
was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.

26. Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltaire
invented electricity and also wrote a book called Candy. Gravity was invented
by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are
falling off the trees.

27. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large
number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept
up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous
composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian
and half English. He was very large.

28. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote
loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling
for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.


29. The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened and catapulted
into Napoleon. Napoleon wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since
Josephine was a baroness, she couldn't have any children.

30. The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in
the East and the sun sets in the West. Queen Victoria was the longest queen.
She sat on a thorn for 63 years. She was a moral woman who practiced virtue.
Her death was the final event which ended her reign.

31. The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions.
People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The
invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus
McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men.
Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist
who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl
Marx became one of the Marx brothers.

One more joke for you footie fans.

ENGLAND.

Written by Ellrohir on 18.06.2010 at 18:16

Actual Answers to Sixth Grade History tests:

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.
They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that the
inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the
Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their
children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?"

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened
bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount
Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died Before he ever reached Canada.

4. Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.

5. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't
have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.

6. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

7. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice.
They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death,
his career suffered a dramatic decline.

8. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and
threw the java.

9. Eventually, the Romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people Romans
because they never stayed in one place for very long.

10. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides
of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king.
Dying, he gasped out:"Tee hee, Brutus."

11. Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his subjects by playing the
fiddle to them.

12. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was cannonized by Bernard Shaw.

13. Finally Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the
same offense.

14. In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the
futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote
literature.

15. Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while
sittting on his son's head.

16. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success.
When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."

17. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented
removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation
of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented
cigarettes and started smoking. And Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world
with a 100-foot clipper.

18. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was
born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money
and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and
hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of
a heroicouplet. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.

19. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote
Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise
Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.

20. During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great
navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships
were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe.

21. Later, the Pilgrims crossed the ocean, and this was called Pilgrim's
Progress. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many died and
many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.

22. One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English put tacks in
their tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post
without stamps. Finally the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay
for taxis.

23. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress.
Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the
Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two
cats backwards and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand."
Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

24. Soon the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic
hostility. Under the constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare
arms.

25. Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest recedent. Lincoln's mother died
in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands.
Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On
the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his
seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator
was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.

26. Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltaire
invented electricity and also wrote a book called Candy. Gravity was invented
by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are
falling off the trees.

27. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large
number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept
up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous
composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian
and half English. He was very large.

28. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote
loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling
for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.


29. The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened and catapulted
into Napoleon. Napoleon wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since
Josephine was a baroness, she couldn't have any children.

30. The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in
the East and the sun sets in the West. Queen Victoria was the longest queen.
She sat on a thorn for 63 years. She was a moral woman who practiced virtue.
Her death was the final event which ended her reign.

31. The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions.
People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The
invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus
McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men.
Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist
who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl
Marx became one of the Marx brothers.

I LOLed

Written by Ellrohir on 18.06.2010 at 18:16

Actual Answers to Sixth Grade History tests:

...

Thanks for posting, I love stuff like this

One ghost asks the another:

Do you really think that humans exist?

Written by Ellrohir on 06.05.2010 at 10:14

1 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I
stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and
beat you with experience.
3 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not
screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4 The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
5 Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
6 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole
relationship.
7 We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
8 Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand.
9 We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
10 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
11 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
12 War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
13 If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
14 The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
15 Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly, and for the same reason.
16 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to
walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down
and shut-up.
17 If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong?
18 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in
a fruit salad.
19 Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then
proceed to tell you why it isn't.
20 A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
21 My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
22 I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
23 If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
payments.
24 I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
25 If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
26 Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and
remove all doubt.
27 If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea? does that mean that one
enjoys it?
28 Some people are like Slinkies ? not really good for anything, but you
can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
29 How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
whole box to start a campfire?
30 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of
captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool
and throw them fish?
31 A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you
don't need it.
32 Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing
in a garage makes you a car.
33 Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.
34 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is
research.
35 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick
boxing.
36 I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it?so I said
"Implants?"
37 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
38 A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
39 The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
40 Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
41 Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
42 Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
43 The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
44 Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an
emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
45 He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
46 The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the
bad girls live.
47 I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
48 Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
49 God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
50 Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a
successful man is usually another woman.
51 The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when
he's really in trouble.
52 Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
53 Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
54 Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
55 My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
56 Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you
can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join
them, so you will have the element of surprise.
57 Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
58 It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
59 Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
60 Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if
you wish they were.
61 You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to
skydive twice.
62 Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
63 I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured
by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
64 A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
65 My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second
opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
66 I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
67 Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live
with.
68 A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way
that you will look forward to the trip.
69 We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
70 You're never too old to learn something stupid.
71 I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and
me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
72 A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
73 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
74 Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
75 Kn
owledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
76 There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they
can't get away.
77 I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
78 Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
79 Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and
50 for Miss America?
80 I always take life with a grain of salt, ?plus a slice of lemon, ?and
a shot of tequila.
81 If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
82 I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
83 When in doubt, mumble.
84 I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
85 To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you
hit the target.
86 Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
87 A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as
when you are in it.
88 A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a
computer.
89 Just remember?if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
90 I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm
going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He
said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the
corners very well."
91 Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no
imagination whatsoever.
92 You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together
and there was only one life jacket? I'd miss you heaps and think of you
often.
93 When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire
Department usually uses water.
94 Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're
still here."
95 Virginity is like a soap bubble, one prick and it is gone.
96 Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
97 If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
98 If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble
putting on your pants.
99 If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people
have more than one child.
100 Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on
one.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! oh man i can't stop laughing hahahaha

Well I saw it on TV
If Nigeria will play whit Germany on Tablo be written
Ni - Ger

Written by Bad English on 20.06.2010 at 17:18

Well I saw it on TV
If Nigeria will play whit Germany on Tablo be written
Nig - Ger

Written by Bas on 20.06.2010 at 18:44

Written by Bad English on 20.06.2010 at 17:18

Well I saw it on TV
If Nigeria will play whit Germany on Tablo be written
Nig - Ger

Yes its funny indeed LOL even dont means anything

Written by The Turbanator on 19.06.2010 at 01:09

One more joke for you footie fans.

ENGLAND.

or FRANCE...

A monk sits on the roof of a church that has been hit by a flood. A boat moves past him and the people on the boat say "Hei! Get on the boat, we're escaping the flood." The monk answers "No need. I'll sit here, God will take care of me."
A helicopter flies by and the pilot says "Hei! I'll throw you a rope, just get up here!"
The monk says "No need! God will help me."
A large wave flows over the church roof and the monk gets killed. He asks God afterwards "Why didn't you help me then?!"
"... First I sent you a boat... I even sent you a HELICOPTER! You ignored it all..."

Written by Ellrohir on 20.06.2010 at 23:24

Written by The Turbanator on 19.06.2010 at 01:09

One more joke for you footie fans.

ENGLAND.

or FRANCE...

Or ITALY