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Posted by LeChron James, 18.02.2008 - 10:05
most black metal bands strive to be the most blasphemous through many different means, be it preaching Satanism, Nazism, or any other normally awkward social topic. what band do you think has succeeded in making themselves the (hate to use this word but) stereotypical black metal band. basically when you think of offensive black metal, who/what band comes to mind?
24.02.2008 - 19:51
rageing atheist
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Oh, and on the subject, I doubt that any black metal band could match the blasphemousness (is that even a word?) of the lyrics of Wormphlegm's In an Excruciating Way Infested With Vermin and Violated by Executioners Who Practise Incendiarism and Desanctifying the Pious, which manages to offend/ridicule each of the major religions in one song:

Yeow,
dark,
are these,
halls,
and the air,
that the prisoners,
breathe,
tastes so putrid,
so malevolent,
that it would make,
even,
the most immune,
feel very nauseous,
from the very first grasp of air,
yeow,
such,
is,
the sickening,
hail,
of this,
pit,
known,
to someone,
as Hell,
halls,
of torture,
dungeon,
eternal,
lair,
of stillness,
where moments,
of torture,
feel,
as mercy,
itself,
oh, stop it,
help,
perpetual,
monotony,
fixed,
helpless,
onto these,
rotting walls,
the doomed,
await,
the coming,
torment,
torment,
torment,
inhaling the upsetting scent,
of corpses,
and the repulsing smell,
of sulphur,
arising,
from the pits,
below their very,
feet,
vomiting,
vomiting,
their,
lungs,
out,
hoping,
to die,
but they,
wont,
yeow,
the master,
enters,
his torture chambers,
his minions,
wait for his commands,
helpless,
prisoners moan,
of fear,
everyone,
the master,
considered,
to be tortured,
tortured soul,
were tortured.
some of them,
died,
died,
some didn't,
one day,
he'll come back,
again,
again,
to torment,
the ones,
he doesn't,
appreciate.
[Master] torture jew,
-------- burn swastikas onto his skin thousand and one times,
-------- with this burning,
-------- hot,
-------- marking,
-------- iron,
[Servant] so I Shall burn swastikas onto his skin,
-------- thousand and one times with this burning hot marking iron,
[Master] torture the priest,
-------- boil him in thousand degree hot excrement.
[Servant] I shall boil him,
-------- in thousand degree,
-------- hot,
-------- excrement,
[Master] Penetrate,
-------- his virgin ass,
-------- with Satan-,
-------- shaped,
-------- phallus,
[Servant] I shall penetrate,
-------- his virgin ass,
-------- with Satan-shaped phallus,
[Master] torture jehovah,
-------- tear down,
-------- his kingdom,
-------- and destroy his minions.
[Servant] I shall tear down his kingdom and destroy his minions,
[Master] convert,
-------- his followers,
-------- or kill them if they resist,
[Servant] I shall convert his followers,
-------- or kill them if they,
-------- resist,
[Master] torture Martin Luther,
-------- destroy his life work,
-------- and rip all his skin slowly,
[Servant] I shall destroy his life work and rip all his skin,
-------- slowly,
[Master] beat him and impose thoughts of an anti-christian world to him,
[Servant] I shall beat him and impose thoughts of an anti-christian world,
-------- to him,
[Master] torture,
-------- Allah,
-------- burn down Mecca,
-------- and,
-------- make,
-------- him eat all the,
-------- muslims,
[Servant] I shall burn down Mecca,
-------- and make him eat all the muslims,
[Master] torture Hindu: Stick your hand,
-------- into his anus,
-------- and pull,
-------- out his guts,
-------- then,
-------- feed him with the holy cow,
[Servant] I shall stick my hand,
-------- into his anus,
-------- and pull out his guts,
-------- then feed him with the holy cow,
[Master] torture Martin,
-------- Luther King,
-------- break his bones!
[Servant] I shall break his bones,
[Master] cut off his penis,
[Servant] I shall cut off his penis,
[Master] cut of his tongue,
[Servant] I shall cut of his tongue,
[Master] burn white power onto his forehead,
[Servant] I shall burn white,
-------- power,
-------- onto his forehead,
[Master] torture,
-------- Lars,
-------- Levi Lestadius,
-------- incinerate his Offspring.
[Servant] I shall incinerate,
-------- his Offsrping,
[Master] grind his bones,
-------- while he still breathes,
-------- and then,
-------- feed him to saint Paul,
[Servant] I shall grind,
-------- his bones,
-------- while he still breathes,
-------- and feed him,
-------- to Saint Paul,
[Master] torture Saint Paul,
-------- make him blind again,
-------- and feed him his eyes,
[Servant] I shall make him blind,
-------- again,
-------- and feed him his eyes,
[Master] torture all,
-------- vomit on everyone,
-------- crush everyones bones,
-------- rape,
-------- everyone,
-------- burn everyone,
-------- post-mortem for everyone,
[Servant] I,
-------- I shall,
-------- vomit on everyone,
-------- crush everyones bones,
-------- rape everyone,
-------- burn everyone,
-------- post-mortem,
-------- for,
-------- everyone.

[screams and cries of the tortured]

Torture,
torture,
vomit,
darkness,
blood,
torture,
torture,
murder,
tor,
rape,
torture,
vomit,
flesh,
blood,
murder,
bodies,
ruler,
tyrant,
obey him.

[screams and cries of the tortured]

Everyone,
still left alive,
still wait,
for the next time,
the waiting,
is even more,
horrid,
than the torture,
itself,
one of the dead corpses still,
commits an act of diarrhoea,
one of the hanging bodies,
still bleeds,
a mixture,
of excrement and blood,
everyone,
still,
left alive,
still wait,
for,
the next,
time,
the waiting is even,
more horrid than the torture itself,
one of the dead corpses still commits an act,
of diarrhoea,
one of the hanging bodies,
still,
bleeds a mixture of excrement,
and blood.

[screams and cries of the tortured]

Everyone,
still left alive,
still wait,
for the next time,
the waiting,
is even more horrid,
than the torture,
itself,
one of the dead corpses still commits an act of diarrhoea,
one of the hanging bodies,
still bleeds a mixture,
of excrement and,
and blood,
everyone,
still left alive,
wait,
for the next time,
the waiting is even more,
horrid than the torture itself,
one of the dead,
corpses still commits,
an act of diarrhoea,
one of the hanging bodies,
still bleeds,
a mixture,
of excrement,
and blood,
everyone,
still,
left,
alive,
still,
wait,
for the next time,
the waiting,
is even,
more,
horrid,
than the torture,
itself,
one of the dead,
corpses still commits an act of diarrhoea,
one of the hanging bodies still bleeds a mixture,
of excrement and blood,
everyone,
still left alive,
still wait for the next,
time,
the waiting is even more,
horrid than the torture itself,
one of the dead,
corpses still commits an act of,
diarrhoea,
one of,
the hanging,
bodies,
still bleeds,
a mixture,
of excrement,
and blood,
and blood,
and blood,
and blood.

Edit: besides being blasphemous these lyrics are also kind of dumb and gimmicky, tbh.
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25.02.2008 - 16:37
NOИ
Written by belisarius on 24.02.2008 at 19:38

i would say gorgoroth and dark funeral

nah Dark Funeral are not blasphemous. and old Gorgoroth maybe, nowadays they are shit thanks to King.
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26.02.2008 - 06:31
Zombie, M.D.
Written by [user id=23267] on 24.02.2008 at 19:51

Oh, and on the subject, I doubt that any black metal band could match the blasphemousness (is that even a word?) of the lyrics of Wormphlegm's In an Excruciating Way Infested With Vermin and Violated by Executioners Who Practise Incendiarism and Desanctifying the Pious, which manages to offend/ridicule each of the major religions in one song:

Wormphlegm arent black metal.
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26.02.2008 - 06:56
Clintagräm
Shrinebuilder
Written by Zombie, M.D. on 26.02.2008 at 06:31

Written by [user id=23267] on 24.02.2008 at 19:51

Oh, and on the subject, I doubt that any black metal band could match the blasphemousness (is that even a word?) of the lyrics of Wormphlegm's In an Excruciating Way Infested With Vermin and Violated by Executioners Who Practise Incendiarism and Desanctifying the Pious, which manages to offend/ridicule each of the major religions in one song:

Wormphlegm arent black metal.

According to some Black Metal elitist fucks, it isn't about the music, but the message. So Wormphlegm's excessive lyrics about Darkness and Hatred makes them Black Metal. It just means we all get the to Black Metal Zombo!
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26.02.2008 - 11:19
rageing atheist
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Written by Zombie, M.D. on 26.02.2008 at 06:31

Wormphlegm arent black metal.

I know, that's why I said that I doubt that any bm band could match the blasphemousness of these lyrics.
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26.02.2008 - 15:30
Damnated
Churchburner
Written by Clintagräm on 26.02.2008 at 06:56

According to some Black Metal elitist fucks, it isn't about the music, but the message.

i actually lolled when i read this. i doubt anyone labeled Wormphlegm as black metal though. especially elitist. elitist usually know their own genre tbh.
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26.02.2008 - 18:35
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by NOИ on 25.02.2008 at 16:37

Written by belisarius on 24.02.2008 at 19:38

i would say gorgoroth and dark funeral

nah Dark Funeral are not blasphemous. and old Gorgoroth maybe, nowadays they are shit thanks to King.

Thay are thos eband album covers in nowdays are so discusting
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26.02.2008 - 20:29
Clintagräm
Shrinebuilder
Written by Damnated on 26.02.2008 at 15:30

Written by Clintagräm on 26.02.2008 at 06:56

According to some Black Metal elitist fucks, it isn't about the music, but the message.

i actually lolled when i read this. i doubt anyone labeled Wormphlegm as black metal though. especially elitist. elitist usually know their own genre tbh.

Yeah, I was actually making more of a joke, not directed towards that band, but those Black Metallers out there who believe so. Like our good friend Gaahl supposedly believes this, and criticizes people for listening to Black Metal but not sharing the ideology, all the while not printing his lyrics. Good one Gaahl. That's not ironic or anything.
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27.02.2008 - 04:09
Zombie, M.D.
Written by Clintagräm on 26.02.2008 at 20:29

Written by Damnated on 26.02.2008 at 15:30

Written by Clintagräm on 26.02.2008 at 06:56

According to some Black Metal elitist fucks, it isn't about the music, but the message.

i actually lolled when i read this. i doubt anyone labeled Wormphlegm as black metal though. especially elitist. elitist usually know their own genre tbh.

Yeah, I was actually making more of a joke, not directed towards that band, but those Black Metallers out there who believe so. Like our good friend Gaahl supposedly believes this, and criticizes people for listening to Black Metal but not sharing the ideology, all the while not printing his lyrics. Good one Gaahl. That's not ironic or anything.

Thats interesting considering Gaahl is into norse shamanism or something, rather than satanism. A tr00 black metal misanthrope, even hates himself.
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27.02.2008 - 04:50
Clintagräm
Shrinebuilder
Written by Zombie, M.D. on 27.02.2008 at 04:09

Thats interesting considering Gaahl is into norse shamanism or something, rather than satanism. A tr00 black metal misanthrope, even hates himself.

Damn, how evil.
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12.03.2008 - 09:52
ABUSOR
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I'm not a large Black Metal fan.. But in terms of blasphemous-ness, Marduk are up there, but Inquisition might have to be throned as the most blasphemous I've ever heard.. CRUSH THE JEWISH PROPHET!!!!
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16.03.2008 - 09:59
Uirapuru
Liver Failure
Just listen to Marduk's ''Fuck me Jesus'' and you'll see.
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18.03.2008 - 04:27
JESTER576
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Gorgoroth. I mean come on, look at the Krakow incident. Which reminds me that concert is going to be released on DVD......finally!
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30.03.2008 - 20:33
Nox Lux
codebreaker
Written by Clintagräm on 27.02.2008 at 04:50

Written by Zombie, M.D. on 27.02.2008 at 04:09

Thats interesting considering Gaahl is into norse shamanism or something, rather than satanism. A tr00 black metal misanthrope, even hates himself.

Damn, how evil.

Maybe that's the reason he doesn't print his lyrics - doesn't feel that anything he's done is worth repeating

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13.03.2009 - 22:47
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by [user id=23267] on 24.02.2008 at 19:51

Oh, and on the subject, I doubt that any black metal band could match the blasphemousness (is that even a word?) of the lyrics of Wormphlegm's In an Excruciating Way Infested With Vermin and Violated by Executioners Who Practise Incendiarism and Desanctifying the Pious, which manages to offend/ridicule each of the major religions in one song:

that made me LOL like hell, those guys should make black metal lyrical parodies! "one of the corpses still commits and act of diarrhea" LMAO that's some good stuff right there
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14.03.2009 - 00:49
Sunioj
Wormphlegm's music feel's blasphemous too, and I never read their lyrics either : D
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20.04.2009 - 03:40
Winterfog
Sarcofago (Bm from Brazil) well it's actually some kind of thrash punk black metal

Ready to fuck
Desecration of Virgin
Christ's Death
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20.04.2009 - 05:46
Conservationist
Burzum -- he spoke of reality.

To 99.99% of humanity, that's total blasphemy.
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20.04.2009 - 09:43
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Winterfog on 20.04.2009 at 03:40

Sarcofago (Bm from Brazil) well it's actually some kind of thrash punk black metal

Ready to fuck
Desecration of Virgin
Christ's Death

"if you are a false don't entry
because you will be burned and died" < that's so funny it's almost blasphemous
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20.04.2009 - 17:57
Winterfog
Desecration Of Virgin

Seven night before
of scared birthday
the lord make himself
present at virgin's home

Demons suck you pussy
and fuck 'til the delight
she isn't more virgin
because was fucked by Satan

He put the virgin of for
fucking your asshole
the orgy haven't stop
ejaculating on her mouth

She suck... a hammer of Satan
and reach the first orgasm
he breack laws of God
and prophane the mother of Gods

hahaha
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21.04.2009 - 01:46
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Winterfog on 20.04.2009 at 17:57

Desecration Of Virgin

Seven night before
of scared birthday
the lord make himself
present at virgin's home

Demons suck you pussy
and fuck 'til the delight
she isn't more virgin
because was fucked by Satan

He put the virgin of for
fucking your asshole
the orgy haven't stop
ejaculating on her mouth

She suck... a hammer of Satan
and reach the first orgasm
he breack laws of God
and prophane the mother of Gods

hahaha

what band song is this?
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21.04.2009 - 01:58
Lord_Regnier
What about this one?

"I close your eyes
and send you into vainly dreams
I reign your soul
the night engulf your painful screams

I watch you cry and
twist your soul in agony
No prayers can save you now
from hell in eternity

I devastate your soul
and lacerate your mind
In sin I sanctify my
sword to crush your spine

[I'm the] Reaper
You're too confused
you can't elude my misty eyes
No need to hang on
to your faith in love and life

Whatever I command
your soul obeys my needs
You're like a zombie now
with a soul that burns and bleeds

There's not much left of you
your soul belongs to me
Nothing can save you now
or set your spirit free

[I'm the] Reaper

[Coming to take you]

I love the sight of having you
down and open wide
The smell of a dead woman's flesh
just drives me fucking wild

I have to got you in my grasp now
there is no need to escape
I'll penetrate you
every virgin needs a rape

Just when you think you have
gone through all that gives you pain
I'm coming back to you
to penetrate again

[I'm the Reaper]"





Or this one?

"She is open wide She isn't hard to please
She drives me fucking wild I want her on her knees
She floats and insists I am hot and can't resist
She suck me to the core I [now] can't take no more

That Bitch
She turns me to a beast
BESTIAL LUST
[C'mon] Bitch

Each tendon muscle rippling
She drink my sove with greed
She fuck my helpless body and she just raise the speed
She let her wet tongue roll I gasp and can't control
She is hot and drives me wild and still she is open wide

Just when this torture seems to end
She is there to drain my sove again
[Come on ride, to ride on me bitch]"


Especially if we consider they were written in 1984-1985.
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21.04.2009 - 18:45
TheBigRossowski
Perhaps this is just my opinion, but the MOST blasphemous band would have to be a band that is at least a bit known. Who is protesting Wormphlegm (which I had not even heard of before this thread)? Nobody... and that pretty much resolves things. Sure they seem to have some..uh, uh, abstract lyrics, man, but that doesn't mean they're the most blasphemous.

I think about bands that have caused actual ''problems'' in reality. Even though they were still young and stuff, they acted out what they believed in.
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21.04.2009 - 22:21
Sunioj
Written by TheBigRossowski on 21.04.2009 at 18:45

Perhaps this is just my opinion, but the MOST blasphemous band would have to be a band that is at least a bit known. Who is protesting Wormphlegm (which I had not even heard of before this thread)? Nobody... and that pretty much resolves things. Sure they seem to have some..uh, uh, abstract lyrics, man, but that doesn't mean they're the most blasphemous.

I think about bands that have caused actual ''problems'' in reality. Even though they were still young and stuff, they acted out what they believed in.

As I said, I don't even know what Wormphlegms lyrics are about but their sound is blasphemous to me. You should check em out!
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22.04.2009 - 12:55
TheBigRossowski
Written by Sunioj on 21.04.2009 at 22:21

Written by TheBigRossowski on 21.04.2009 at 18:45

Perhaps this is just my opinion, but the MOST blasphemous band would have to be a band that is at least a bit known. Who is protesting Wormphlegm (which I had not even heard of before this thread)? Nobody... and that pretty much resolves things. Sure they seem to have some..uh, uh, abstract lyrics, man, but that doesn't mean they're the most blasphemous.

I think about bands that have caused actual ''problems'' in reality. Even though they were still young and stuff, they acted out what they believed in.

As I said, I don't even know what Wormphlegms lyrics are about but their sound is blasphemous to me. You should check em out!

On that right now, lol.

Also, you have to separate what one individual says ''blasphemous'' is and what society in general thinks of it. On that bigger level, people in Norway wouldn't be concerned with Hellsemen because they don't know them, but they know the ''big dogs'' like Mayhem and Gorgoroth and the problems they've caused.

Not only that, it's hard to blaspheme to a bunch of atheists. If they're not offended by this stuff... I personally just laugh every time I hear 'HAIL SATAN' now! At Kings of Black Metal, somebody yelled that to Witchmaster and they gave them a , wtf?! lol
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22.04.2009 - 19:38
Winterfog
Written by Bad English on 21.04.2009 at 01:46

Written by Winterfog on 20.04.2009 at 17:57

Desecration Of Virgin

Seven night before
of scared birthday
the lord make himself
present at virgin's home

Demons suck you pussy
and fuck 'til the delight
she isn't more virgin
because was fucked by Satan

He put the virgin of for
fucking your asshole
the orgy haven't stop
ejaculating on her mouth

She suck... a hammer of Satan
and reach the first orgasm
he breack laws of God
and prophane the mother of Gods

hahaha

what band song is this?

SARCOFAGO-desecration of virgin
I.N.R.I this is their best album!
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22.04.2009 - 19:56
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Winterfog on 22.04.2009 at 19:38


SARCOFAGO-desecration of virgin
I.N.R.I this is their best album!

Now I know it , ist been long since I read band lyrics
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die"

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28.04.2009 - 08:34
thyfuneral
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For me, one of the most blasphemous black metal ever is the band Thornspawn... anyone?
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28.04.2009 - 08:53
ForeverDarkWoods
Grand Belial's Key might be a worthy candidate. They're also awesome as fuck.
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28.04.2009 - 12:47
Southern Wind
Account deleted
Written by Zombie, M.D. on 27.02.2008 at 04:09

Written by Clintagräm on 26.02.2008 at 20:29

Written by Damnated on 26.02.2008 at 15:30

Written by Clintagräm on 26.02.2008 at 06:56

According to some Black Metal elitist fucks, it isn't about the music, but the message.

i actually lolled when i read this. i doubt anyone labeled Wormphlegm as black metal though. especially elitist. elitist usually know their own genre tbh.

Yeah, I was actually making more of a joke, not directed towards that band, but those Black Metallers out there who believe so. Like our good friend Gaahl supposedly believes this, and criticizes people for listening to Black Metal but not sharing the ideology, all the while not printing his lyrics. Good one Gaahl. That's not ironic or anything.

Thats interesting considering Gaahl is into norse shamanism or something, rather than satanism. A tr00 black metal misanthrope, even hates himself.

Still, it's hard for me to give Gaagl's lyrics and concepts a "shamanist" read, instead of a straight-forward satanist one (not the kiññ the christians shit but satanist still). Anyway, there are many cases in which people who adopt such different philosophies as nietzscheism, nihilism or even "tolkienism" and try to make it compatible with satanism. Some time ago I heard a band in myspace that by one side talked about satan and on the other hand their songs had intros from the MOVIE LOTR

I'l play the role of the elitist bastard here but how I wish internet had never existed so black metal wouldn't had reach so many idiots.
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