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Easy Metal Guitar Solos



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Posted by BurbotsRevenge, 17.04.2007 - 09:47
hey metalstormers!

i'm searching for some good easy metal guitar solos to learn. To give you an idea how good i am heres some other easy ones that i already know:
AC/DC - Back in Black solo, You Shook Me All Night Long solo
Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven solo
Opeth - A Fair Judgement solos
Metallica - One solo, Fade To Black solo, Enter Sandman solo, the easy MOP solo, Orion solos
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody dolo
Van Halen - Eruption (tapping part)

thanks
07.08.2007 - 16:28
kennysimpson
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every solo
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07.08.2007 - 16:56
NECURATU
Ahahahahahaha, I know it's not nice, firstly because you are a child, then because it's simply not polite, but still, being a child and all...what you said, and the way you said it...well...that simply qualifies you as an idiot

It's not just about playing high notes very fast kid. For me at least, a good guitarist simulates with his hands the act of sticking the guitar up his ass until the headstock jabs through the heart, so that a large portion of vital, emotional producing thingies take part in playing . And most of Hammet's solos really shout something out if you take time to listen. But oh, who am I talking too? Oh yeah, PANTERA!!!

Hey man, think about it and listen to it a little, and I really hope you won't be like this when you grow up a little. Oh, I just remembered...you should dip your balls in camphor for saying something like that about ANY guitarist. I can't believe how much nerve you guitar pro/generation mcdonalds kids have these days.

And to be on topic, Tiamat - Mount Marilyn. Beautiful, beautiful song. You won't find any tabs, but it's well worth trying to pull it out. I only ever managed to pull out the clean guitar that goes through all of the song.



Hey, if anybody else feels offended by this reply, sorry mates, but I had some really bad, bad days .
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07.08.2007 - 23:11
kennysimpson
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mate i kno a solo aint all about playing fast
why do u think dimebag darrell is my favourite guitarist?
i know im a kid
but ive been tought by a relly good teacher
i do know trust me
and im sorry to offend you
seriously
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08.08.2007 - 14:33
NECURATU
Well, maybe he forgot to teach you that you should respect any musician, regardless of what style of music they play. Saying Kirk Hammet sucks is quite close to saying that Jesus is gay. Anyhow, if you want to discuss this further I think we should move on private, we're getting off topic (: Cheers mate
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27.09.2007 - 11:14
BurbotsRevenge
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Written by A.J Thunder on 24.05.2007 at 12:07

I usually dont play solos and im not too good at playing them but here are some solos that i think both sound great and are quit easy to play:

Death-Crystal Mountain
Death-Misanthrope
Opeth-Masters Apprentice

thanks, some good solos there
check out me playing crystal mountain solo here: [url] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcWIS1S-nBs [/url]
tell me what u think etc.
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29.09.2007 - 10:27
thiskid
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Written by NECURATU on 07.08.2007 at 16:56

Ahahahahahaha, I know it's not nice, firstly because you are a child, then because it's simply not polite, but still, being a child and all...what you said, and the way you said it...well...that simply qualifies you as an idiot

It's not just about playing high notes very fast kid. For me at least, a good guitarist simulates with his hands the act of sticking the guitar up his ass until the headstock jabs through the heart, so that a large portion of vital, emotional producing thingies take part in playing . And most of Hammet's solos really shout something out if you take time to listen. But oh, who am I talking too? Oh yeah, PANTERA!!!

Hey man, think about it and listen to it a little, and I really hope you won't be like this when you grow up a little. Oh, I just remembered...you should dip your balls in camphor for saying something like that about ANY guitarist. I can't believe how much nerve you guitar pro/generation mcdonalds kids have these days.

And to be on topic, Tiamat - Mount Marilyn. Beautiful, beautiful song. You won't find any tabs, but it's well worth trying to pull it out. I only ever managed to pull out the clean guitar that goes through all of the song.



Hey, if anybody else feels offended by this reply, sorry mates, but I had some really bad, bad days .

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hammets solos mean something? HAHAHAHA! Thats the reason why I cant stand the guy! Hes one of the few guitarists that manage to put little to no emotion in their solos! Hammet actually has technical skills, and can write decent solos, but he cant play them well. (In my opinion.)

Guitar Pro Generation? Lol. Your four years older than the guy. One you've reached 80 and have altheizmers then you can bitch about the current generation. Youve never had Mcdonalds?

You're both wankers. This is why I hate forums . BTW, Metallica>Pantera. Kirk Hammet>Dimebag. Fuck, Hetfield>Dimebag. But, and heres the important thing- Slayer>Everything.

Now begin the slayer hating- "Kings been playing the same riff for 24 years". You've been playing with yourself for that long, get a girlfriend.

Peace out. If I've pissed someone off, I've done my job.
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29.09.2007 - 12:40
NECURATU
Lol.
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01.10.2007 - 20:26
Kharn
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Written by [user id=23267] on 27.04.2007 at 02:24

@Master_o_Puppets: these solos you listed aren't very easy, I mean you can play Fade to Black solo correct, being only 16? Know that Gojira guitarist said in an interview to Terrorizer that he has been trying to play that solo for 10 years, and is still working on it?

Depends on how exact you want to be...some people say they can play solo's...then you listen to them and the bends are out, bum notes and such.

i could say that i can play the first solo in deaths overactive imagination, but for me, i dont sound half as good as the recorded version.
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01.10.2007 - 20:33
Kharn
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Written by [user id=26073] on 29.09.2007 at 10:27

Written by NECURATU on 07.08.2007 at 16:56

Ahahahahahaha, I know it's not nice, firstly because you are a child, then because it's simply not polite, but still, being a child and all...what you said, and the way you said it...well...that simply qualifies you as an idiot

It's not just about playing high notes very fast kid. For me at least, a good guitarist simulates with his hands the act of sticking the guitar up his ass until the headstock jabs through the heart, so that a large portion of vital, emotional producing thingies take part in playing . And most of Hammet's solos really shout something out if you take time to listen. But oh, who am I talking too? Oh yeah, PANTERA!!!

Hey man, think about it and listen to it a little, and I really hope you won't be like this when you grow up a little. Oh, I just remembered...you should dip your balls in camphor for saying something like that about ANY guitarist. I can't believe how much nerve you guitar pro/generation mcdonalds kids have these days.

And to be on topic, Tiamat - Mount Marilyn. Beautiful, beautiful song. You won't find any tabs, but it's well worth trying to pull it out. I only ever managed to pull out the clean guitar that goes through all of the song.



Hey, if anybody else feels offended by this reply, sorry mates, but I had some really bad, bad days .

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hammets solos mean something? HAHAHAHA! Thats the reason why I cant stand the guy! Hes one of the few guitarists that manage to put little to no emotion in their solos! Hammet actually has technical skills, and can write decent solos, but he cant play them well. (In my opinion.)

Guitar Pro Generation? Lol. Your four years older than the guy. One you've reached 80 and have altheizmers then you can bitch about the current generation. Youve never had Mcdonalds?

You're both wankers. This is why I hate forums . BTW, Metallica>Pantera. Kirk Hammet>Dimebag. Fuck, Hetfield>Dimebag. But, and heres the important thing- Slayer>Everything.

Now begin the slayer hating- "Kings been playing the same riff for 24 years". You've been playing with yourself for that long, get a girlfriend.

Peace out. If I've pissed someone off, I've done my job.

Ha ha ha...awesome. King does suck...he licks jeff hannemans boots. jeff slays him in everyway, better riffs, better solo's. He is slayer, kings wrote a few good tunes whereas jeff has written most of the great ones. nuff said.
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01.10.2007 - 21:49
Too many fail.
I am highly doubtful of the thread starters ability to pull of those solos at ease. A lot of people claim that they can play something tight, and probably honestly think so themselves but when you actually listen to them the result is really sloppy, or has some really fucking horrid bends. I\d be interested in some youtube clips or something, maybe im wrong who knwos.
And Necuratu, youre 4 years older than this kid youre slandering, despite the fact that I agree with most of your remarks about Hammet,
you fail.
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01.10.2007 - 21:53
Too many fail.
Written by [user id=26073] on 29.09.2007 at 10:27

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hammets solos mean something? HAHAHAHA! Thats the reason why I cant stand the guy! Hes one of the few guitarists that manage to put little to no emotion in their solos! Hammet actually has technical skills, and can write decent solos, but he cant play them well. (In my opinion.)

LOL at completely contradictory post. You fail even harder.
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02.10.2007 - 11:43
NECURATU
Yeah well I could be his age or ten times his age, I fail to see where that comes in. Anyhow, Nirvana - "Smells like teen spirit" should be easy enough.
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02.10.2007 - 13:18
Too many fail.
It comes in where you start acting as if your knowledge of guitar solos and music was overwhelmingly superior because you are 4 years older. As well as the "listen kid" attitude. most 18 yr olds are still clueless cocks themselves, they just think they knoweverything.
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02.10.2007 - 14:48
NECURATU
Ehehehe, I always considered myself mostly stupid really, anyhow, that aside. The only reason (if it is THAT hard to notice) I acted that way is (wait, it's on the other page, i'm too lazy to quote but wtf) his

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can i just say that kirk hammett suks!!!!!!!!
his solos are crap
and listen to him live!
even worse!
and one more thing
he has the worst vibrato in the world!!!

Who's acting? First that it is overwhelmingly stupid. When he'll be Mozart, he can make all of us suck. Then he's 14!!! I don't know in what world we're living anymore, if pubertine children start saying Hammet sucks. They can say whatever they want, the idea itself leaves me pondering.

Back when I was 14 which wasn't a very long time ago I remember getting my first Metallica t-shirt (a good quality one mind that) which was one of the happiest days of life. Those times where still a bit normal, I had some tapes, a counterfeit metallica heavy best compilation...nowdays these kids get myspace and file sharing and their parents buy them guitars our heroes could only dream of and behold the result. Kirk Hammet sucks.

Edit:it could have been anyone for all I care, just name yer favorite guitarist. It's still inhumanly stupid, but most probably I'm the dumb one for actually sweating around the idea.
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02.10.2007 - 17:07
Too many fail.
As I stated earlier, I totally agree with you on the general issue here. and yeah this whole guitar pro generation whing is true, just check out the endless barrage of "kids" trying to nail foulbody autopsy or something else ridiculously over their heads on youtube. These kids think they can play just because their parents bought them a fancy low action ibanez and their line 6 is pumped on full distortion. However that is not to say that our generation is that far away 4 years is not much of a difference and I see a lot of people in my age group and older do the exact same thing. Im really trying not to fall into the trap that i see a lot of these people do, and try to play songs that I know I can nail more confidently rather than make an arse out of myself by attempting something that people whove played 13 years can barely play.

End rant. <3
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04.10.2007 - 15:56
thiskid
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Written by Too many fail. on 01.10.2007 at 21:53

Written by [user id=26073] on 29.09.2007 at 10:27

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hammets solos mean something? HAHAHAHA! Thats the reason why I cant stand the guy! Hes one of the few guitarists that manage to put little to no emotion in their solos! Hammet actually has technical skills, and can write decent solos, but he cant play them well. (In my opinion.)

LOL at completely contradictory post. You fail even harder.

heh. good work. just caus he can play his solos doesnt mean he can do it well. ill spell it out for you: Hammet make good solos, hammet play good solos correctly, hammet not feel solo, solo suffer. clear enough for ya? lol. not hating.
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04.10.2007 - 16:18
thiskid
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Written by NECURATU on 02.10.2007 at 14:48

Ehehehe, I always considered myself mostly stupid really, anyhow, that aside. The only reason (if it is THAT hard to notice) I acted that way is (wait, it's on the other page, i'm too lazy to quote but wtf) his

Quote:
can i just say that kirk hammett suks!!!!!!!!
his solos are crap
and listen to him live!
even worse!
and one more thing
he has the worst vibrato in the world!!!

Who's acting? First that it is overwhelmingly stupid. When he'll be Mozart, he can make all of us suck. Then he's 14!!! I don't know in what world we're living anymore, if pubertine children start saying Hammet sucks. They can say whatever they want, the idea itself leaves me pondering.

Back when I was 14 which wasn't a very long time ago I remember getting my first Metallica t-shirt (a good quality one mind that) which was one of the happiest days of life. Those times where still a bit normal, I had some tapes, a counterfeit metallica heavy best compilation...nowdays these kids get myspace and file sharing and their parents buy them guitars our heroes could only dream of and behold the result. Kirk Hammet sucks.

Edit:it could have been anyone for all I care, just name yer favorite guitarist. It's still inhumanly stupid, but most probably I'm the dumb one for actually sweating around the idea.

I agree that our generation (I'm 15.) has more money than determination. Thats why music is still gonna suck for the next twety years. I play a vintage (not sure when from. I just trying to remember what my dad babbled at me) japanese handmade les paul with a carved back and a brace on the neck, worth a little over a grand. I get lessons from a local shredder and use guitar pro whn I want to learn a song. I practice for about an hour and a half a day and spend most of that doing speed excercises.

Im sure Hammet grew up playing some second hand piece of shit, teaching himself and learning songs from listening to them over and over again on his record player. Im sure he would have killed to get a hold of my shit, but he made do and obsessed and played determinly and still turned out a better play than I'll ever be.

Having said that...

Fuck you if using something that makes my life easier (guitar pro) makes me inferior to you. You're gonna have to use a cane soon if your old enough to look back on the world with more spite than my 70 year old grandmother does.

As for the guy people are hating on- do you really give a fuck if some guy on the internet says he can do something that you think he cant? I try and play shit I cant because thats how you improve. You still play the shit you first started out on? You must have stepped up sometime, I know it wouldnt be a shit guitarist giving other people this shit, because that would too fucking funny. Maybe this kids just good. Maybe he sucks shit and is overshooting. does it matter? At least he listens to metal and not rap.

On the matter of Kirk Hammet And Metallica... yes they were a HUGE infulence on metal. And they are deffinately not shit. But I dont need to be better than someone to not like them. Fuck, you guys are probably better than me and I dont like you already.

I respect the guy as a musician, but unless your giving him head nightly, does it really matter that I think hes overrated?

Since when did other peoples opinions matter? I get heaps of shit for listening to metal in general, you think i give a shit what some metro fuck says about me behind my back?

Peace Out Homeboys.

BTW, I was well out of puberty by 14. Thats normal right?
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04.10.2007 - 16:34
thiskid
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Written by [user id=22245] on 01.10.2007 at 20:33

Written by [user id=26073] on 29.09.2007 at 10:27

Written by NECURATU on 07.08.2007 at 16:56

Ahahahahahaha, I know it's not nice, firstly because you are a child, then because it's simply not polite, but still, being a child and all...what you said, and the way you said it...well...that simply qualifies you as an idiot

It's not just about playing high notes very fast kid. For me at least, a good guitarist simulates with his hands the act of sticking the guitar up his ass until the headstock jabs through the heart, so that a large portion of vital, emotional producing thingies take part in playing . And most of Hammet's solos really shout something out if you take time to listen. But oh, who am I talking too? Oh yeah, PANTERA!!!

Hey man, think about it and listen to it a little, and I really hope you won't be like this when you grow up a little. Oh, I just remembered...you should dip your balls in camphor for saying something like that about ANY guitarist. I can't believe how much nerve you guitar pro/generation mcdonalds kids have these days.

And to be on topic, Tiamat - Mount Marilyn. Beautiful, beautiful song. You won't find any tabs, but it's well worth trying to pull it out. I only ever managed to pull out the clean guitar that goes through all of the song.



Hey, if anybody else feels offended by this reply, sorry mates, but I had some really bad, bad days .

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hammets solos mean something? HAHAHAHA! Thats the reason why I cant stand the guy! Hes one of the few guitarists that manage to put little to no emotion in their solos! Hammet actually has technical skills, and can write decent solos, but he cant play them well. (In my opinion.)

Guitar Pro Generation? Lol. Your four years older than the guy. One you've reached 80 and have altheizmers then you can bitch about the current generation. Youve never had Mcdonalds?

You're both wankers. This is why I hate forums . BTW, Metallica>Pantera. Kirk Hammet>Dimebag. Fuck, Hetfield>Dimebag. But, and heres the important thing- Slayer>Everything.

Now begin the slayer hating- "Kings been playing the same riff for 24 years". You've been playing with yourself for that long, get a girlfriend.

Peace out. If I've pissed someone off, I've done my job.

Ha ha ha...awesome. King does suck...he licks jeff hannemans boots. jeff slays him in everyway, better riffs, better solo's. He is slayer, kings wrote a few good tunes whereas jeff has written most of the great ones. nuff said.

better riffs yes, better solos no. king tends to get a really good riff and then rape the promise in it to the ground.
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04.10.2007 - 17:58
Too many fail.
Written by [user id=26073] on 04.10.2007 at 15:56

Written by Too many fail. on 01.10.2007 at 21:53

Written by [user id=26073] on 29.09.2007 at 10:27

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hammets solos mean something? HAHAHAHA! Thats the reason why I cant stand the guy! Hes one of the few guitarists that manage to put little to no emotion in their solos! Hammet actually has technical skills, and can write decent solos, but he cant play them well. (In my opinion.)

LOL at completely contradictory post. You fail even harder.

heh. good work. just caus he can play his solos doesnt mean he can do it well. ill spell it out for you: Hammet make good solos, hammet play good solos correctly, hammet not feel solo, solo suffer. clear enough for ya? lol. not hating.

Did you read what you posted? You said he has no emotion in his solos, yet he can write decent solos. You also said he has good technical skills but can't play his solos.
Isn't that a fairly clear contradiction buddy. As far as your other post goes, well I don't give a fuck if someone is better or worse than anyone else at guitar, it's just funny to see people post videos of themselves playing the guitar on youtube when they can't really pull the songs off. It's like me posting a video "ME BENCHING 200KG!!! CHECK THIS SHIT!!!" and then totally failing to even lift 70kg.
Bottom line, don't make a fool outof yourself by making claims that you can't back up.
(Not specifically targeted at anyone btw...)
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04.10.2007 - 19:25
Kharn
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Quote:
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better riffs yes, better solos no. king tends to get a really good riff and then rape the promise in it to the ground.

I Much prefer jeffs soloing, just prefer him as a musician in general.
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05.10.2007 - 05:40
thiskid
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Written by Too many fail. on 04.10.2007 at 17:58

Written by [user id=26073] on 04.10.2007 at 15:56

Written by Too many fail. on 01.10.2007 at 21:53

Written by [user id=26073] on 29.09.2007 at 10:27

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hammets solos mean something? HAHAHAHA! Thats the reason why I cant stand the guy! Hes one of the few guitarists that manage to put little to no emotion in their solos! Hammet actually has technical skills, and can write decent solos, but he cant play them well. (In my opinion.)

LOL at completely contradictory post. You fail even harder.

heh. good work. just caus he can play his solos doesnt mean he can do it well. ill spell it out for you: Hammet make good solos, hammet play good solos correctly, hammet not feel solo, solo suffer. clear enough for ya? lol. not hating.

Did you read what you posted? You said he has no emotion in his solos, yet he can write decent solos. You also said he has good technical skills but can't play his solos.
Isn't that a fairly clear contradiction buddy. As far as your other post goes, well I don't give a fuck if someone is better or worse than anyone else at guitar, it's just funny to see people post videos of themselves playing the guitar on youtube when they can't really pull the songs off. It's like me posting a video "ME BENCHING 200KG!!! CHECK THIS SHIT!!!" and then totally failing to even lift 70kg.
Bottom line, don't make a fool outof yourself by making claims that you can't back up.
(Not specifically targeted at anyone btw...)

again, missing the point. the curtains in my bedroom are decent but theres not much emotion in those. whoever made them had skills but still cant really make curtains all that well.

this is the interent. what else is there to do but make a fool of yourself and talk tough?
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05.10.2007 - 10:08
Too many fail.
Ok so what does it take to play an "emotional solo" other than being able to write decent solos, and having good technical skills? According to your somewhat contradictory posts, thats not enough. You\d think that the emotion comes from the ability to write a decent solo. So I don't really understand what the fuck youre talking about.

And btw I dont care if people act like cocks on the internet, the point is that I dont understand why someone would post videos of themselves doing something that they obviously can't do. Such as 90% of youtube guitar videos.
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05.10.2007 - 10:15
thiskid
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what does it take to play an emotional solo? hmm... emotion? i dont hear that from hammet. his solos sound good, i hear them but i dont feel them.

'the point is that I dont understand why someone would post videos of themselves doing something that they obviously can't do.' fucked if i know. id never put myself on youtube for anything. but i dont dislike it when people do overestimate themselves and, in some cases, look like absoloute idiots.
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05.10.2007 - 13:54
Too many fail.
Well I'd assume that the emotion is a part of being able to write a decent solo. Anyhow I see what youre saying.
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06.10.2007 - 12:00
thiskid
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You could write a solo that is completely emotionless and even Vaughan couldnt work emotion into it, but I think that theres something than comes from a guitarist in a solo, not the guitar. To me at least, and this is of course only the way I hear him, Hammet is missing that.. 'bond' with his music.
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06.10.2007 - 20:16
NECURATU
Lol. I suppose that the follow up to Kirk Hammet has no emotion is Black Sabbath sucks. We're going back to tom-toms!

Maybe yer missing something in yer head.
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09.10.2007 - 08:55
thiskid
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Fuck you Black Sabbath rule.

Thats not even funny. You and all the other Kirk Hammet fanboys are obviosuly the ones missing something. A decent taste in music.
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09.10.2007 - 09:03
Too many fail.
Written by [user id=26073] on 09.10.2007 at 08:55

Fuck you Black Sabbath rule.

Thats not even funny. You and all the other Kirk Hammet fanboys are obviosuly the ones missing something. A decent taste in music.

Black sabbath does rule. And since we have fallen into kindergarten antics here, you have truly earned this link, be proud.
http://thiskid.justgotowned.com/

Edit: btw are you one of those frantic mexican slayer fanboys. That would make a lot of sense.
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10.10.2007 - 08:57
thiskid
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Coolest thing ive ever seen. Took forever to load though. Not sure I got owned though. You didnt even insult me till your edit.

Im not mexican. Dont steal my joke. I used the fanboy thing first.

Since were getting into personal insults, I bet you love James Hetfields big sweaty meatpole.Two words for ya buddy: St Anger.

And at least Slayer doesnt need a psychologist to get them to stop teasing each other. Hetfield is a bad man! He never talks to me anymore! I get no say! Boo Hoo!

Saying shit about any metal band when you like Metallica, or evn a supporter of those bands isnt smart. Again, St Anger.

Is your display pic Borat?

Edit:Hehe. That site is awesome. http://isrealiguythatlookslikeborat.justgotowned.com/ Yes, yes he did. with GUSTO! (and How!)

Other Edit: Should be http://thatkid... caus this kid isnt actually my name, if you couldnt guess that yourself.
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10.10.2007 - 11:13
Øyvind
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Oh, boy, you are berserk, most of you As Too Many Fail said earlier, this really looks like a kindergarten-level fight over which Ninja Turtle is stronger. All own3d pictures, Kirk, James, Ozzy, please talk about easy guitar solos, because I would really like to learn some and the Latin proverb says: "de gustibus non est disputandum", that is "there is not to be discussion regarding tastes".
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