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Posted by Yossarian, 11.12.2008 - 18:07

Hi metalstormers,

The title is clear. Please remember and reply with the weirdest or funniest metal band names that you have come accross during your life in the scene.
It is in fact almost impossible to name a metal band nowadays that is not being used already, above all, if you want to give it a metalrelated name involving words like Hell, Warrior, Doom, Death, Thrash, Black, Red, Heavy, Pink...SORRY slip of the tongue, Steel, Fire and the like.
Last time I was in a band we were thinking in having the most strange name as possible so as to attract attention and, at the same time, not to be sued by another band with already that name. We thought about choosing: "Where is Bin Laden?" and translated from Spanish: 600 mb of Porno or Anita's great belches -Anita is a friend of mine with body of a model, face of an angel, not metalhead but a bit posh... and that belches like a drunk truckdriver-. Whenever she belches, everybody looks at me or another boy in the group.

The weirdest names I have heard from established bands are "Cadáveres de Tortugas" that means "Turtle corpses" that it is really twisted and weird and the best one: "Bodies in the gears of the apparatus" Fuck, that's a name. Complex and re-twisted.

I remember as well a discussion with a friend of mine that liked that musical genre that was called "Noise" 10 years ago. There were very strange band names in that label. Once he was naming some of them and we were laughing, then he said something that I did not understood. I said: what? Vaginal stone? -In Spanish: piedra vaginal.
He said: NO, weird, you are twisted. That name makes nonsense. PERA, Pera vaginal! -IN English: Vaginal pear. The real name was even more strange that the one I understood.

Well. Please tell me the weirdest names you have come accross during your life and we will laugh or even fear the twisted minds of their members.
S.O.D. Stormtroopers of Death is one to fear.

Bye.

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Ellrohir Heaven Knight Posts: 8672	Permalink 29.08.2012 - 19:29 Ellrohir Heaven Knight Posts: 8672 There are more weird bands in that case... http://www.metal-archives.com/search?searchString=weird&type=band_name ---- My rest seems now calm and deep Finally I got my dead man sleep Loading...
LordHypnos Account deleted	Permalink 11.12.2012 - 22:29 LordHypnos Account deleted Mr. Pig (such a funny name!), from Italy. One of Michele Luppi's metal bands. As far as I know, this band only makes covers of other metal/rock bands, like Metallica, Kiss, Whitesnake, and Europe. Loading...
LordHypnos Account deleted	Permalink 11.12.2012 - 22:39 LordHypnos Account deleted Gojira sounds weird to me. I wonder what it means? Loading...
Fallen Ghost Craft Beer Geek Posts: 726	Permalink 13.12.2012 - 00:25 Fallen Ghost Craft Beer Geek Posts: 726 Written by [user id=135634] on 11.12.2012 at 22:39 Gojira sounds weird to me. I wonder what it means? Godzilla in Japanese Loading...
Yossarian Posts: 354	Permalink 16.01.2013 - 13:37 Yossarian Posts: 354 Written by Fallen Ghost on 13.12.2012 at 00:25 Written by [user id=135634] on 11.12.2012 at 22:39 Gojira sounds weird to me. I wonder what it means? Godzilla in Japanese Uh. I did not know. Great. Loading...
Boxcar Willy REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Posts: 9187	Permalink 16.01.2013 - 23:46 Boxcar Willy REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Posts: 9187 Written by X-Ray Rod on 28.08.2012 at 12:24 I personally feel that anyone who says "Sun Oh" should get punched in the throat. Well fuck you too. ---- 14:22 - Marcel Hubregtse I do your mum *DESTROY DRUM TRIGGERS* Loading...
X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18391	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 00:27 X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18391 Written by Boxcar Willy on 16.01.2013 at 23:46 Well fuck you too. Oh, you too? Make it 2 punches. Seriously... Sun-oh sounds fucking retarded I can't even understand how people thought it worked. I thought it was obvious the O))) is just a part of the logo showing some waves. ---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Like you could kiss my ass Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 Rod, let me love you. Loading...
!J.O.O.E.! Account deleted	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 00:54 !J.O.O.E.! Account deleted Written by X-Ray Rod on 17.01.2013 at 00:27 Oh, you too? Make it 2 punches. Seriously... Sun-oh sounds fucking retarded I can't even understand how people thought it worked. I thought it was obvious the O))) is just a part of the logo showing some waves. This. People need to be educated. Loading...
X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18391	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 01:02 X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18391 Written by [user id=4365] on 17.01.2013 at 00:54 This. People need to be educated. Thanks... The only thing I can understand would be if people say it like "sunn" as in "Sudan" since that can be an honest mistake. ---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Like you could kiss my ass Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 Rod, let me love you. Loading...
Jtbmetal123 Posts: 387	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 01:10 Jtbmetal123 Posts: 387 I always though Slipknot was weird. I mean come on, think about it, a slip knot? Maybe its just me. Loading...
!J.O.O.E.! Account deleted	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 01:22 !J.O.O.E.! Account deleted Written by Jtbmetal123 on 17.01.2013 at 01:10 I always though Slipknot was weird. I mean come on, think about it, a slip knot? Maybe its just me. Not that weird really as a slip knot is an actual type of knot Loading...
Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite Posts: 40071	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 01:29 Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite Posts: 40071 Written by Boxcar Willy on 16.01.2013 at 23:46 Written by X-Ray Rod on 28.08.2012 at 12:24 I personally feel that anyone who says "Sun Oh" should get punched in the throat. Well fuck you too. totally agreed ---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996 Loading...
Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite Posts: 40071	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 01:29 Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite Posts: 40071 Written by X-Ray Rod on 17.01.2013 at 00:27 Written by Boxcar Willy on 16.01.2013 at 23:46 Well fuck you too. Oh, you too? Make it 2 punches. Seriously... Sun-oh sounds fucking retarded I can't even understand how people thought it worked. I thought it was obvious the O))) is just a part of the logo showing some waves. well most of the time the band is retarded as well, so it does work Btw yes of course I know it is Sun but it is totally fucking logical anyone who doesn't know the amps think it should be pronounced Sunn Oh, so get off your high horse and try to think from the perspective of the unknowing... But then again most people into this sort of music (that is drone and other such stuff) seem to have a huge problem with that ---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996 Loading...
X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18391	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 02:06 X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18391 Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 17.01.2013 at 01:29 Btw yes of course I know it is Sun but it is totally fucking logical anyone who doesn't know the amps think it should be pronounced Sunn Oh, so get off your high horse and try to think from the perspective of the unknowing... But then again most people into this sort of music (that is drone and other such stuff) seem to have a huge problem with that Have no problems with the unknowing, but many into the genre do say Sun-oh. ---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Like you could kiss my ass Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 Rod, let me love you. Loading...
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!J.O.O.E.! Account deleted	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 02:40 !J.O.O.E.! Account deleted As I was saying, anyone that pronounces the O))) as "oh" is indeed a moron as it's moronic to try and verbalise something that has no resemblance to a word. Doesn't matter if you've heard of the band or not. And knowing Marcel's luck Steve of Gregg of Sunn O))) will show up and challenge him to give a reason why they're supposedly retarded, then we'll get to watch him grovel and squirm once again like he did with Seita Loading...
Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite Posts: 40071	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 02:45 Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite Posts: 40071 Written by [user id=4365] on 17.01.2013 at 02:40 And knowing Marcel's luck Steve of Gregg of Sunn O))) will show up and challenge him to give a reason why they're supposedly retarded, then we'll get to watch him grovel and squirm once again like he did with Seita If a band mmber says they were sober I should take their word for it since I didn't smell them or have them undergo a breathalizer, nothing to do with groveling and squirming. I don't grovel or squirm when it comes to bands, ask the guys in Grand Supreme Blood Court (a.k.a. Asphyx 3.0) or Flotsam & Jetsam or Isole or any other band for that matter. And Sunn O))) especially not, only a couple of good things they released but that's it and they are tiny puny Americans. ---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996 Loading...
!J.O.O.E.! Account deleted	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 02:47 !J.O.O.E.! Account deleted Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 17.01.2013 at 02:45 If a band mmber says they were sober I should take their word for it since I didn't smell them or have them undergo a breathalizer, nothing to do with groveling and squirming. I don't grovel or squirm when it comes to bands, ask the guys in Grand Supreme Blood Court (a.k.a. Asphyx 3.0) or Flotsam & Jetsam or Isole or any other band for that matter. And Sunn O))) especially not, only a couple of good things they released but that's it and they are tiny puny Americans. Not sure how that translates to "retarded" however. And it was still fun to watch you grovel, which you clearly did Loading...
X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18391	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 02:48 X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18391 Written by [user id=4365] on 17.01.2013 at 02:40 why they're supposedly retarded They really dig Striborg. ---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Like you could kiss my ass Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 Rod, let me love you. Loading...
!J.O.O.E.! Account deleted	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 02:49 !J.O.O.E.! Account deleted Written by X-Ray Rod on 17.01.2013 at 02:48 They really dig Striborg. No accounting for taste Good bands often have terrible taste in music. Loading...
X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18391	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 02:50 X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18391 Written by [user id=4365] on 17.01.2013 at 02:49 No accounting for taste Good bands often have terrible taste in music. So true... Shit, can you imagine if there's a rule that says that the greater the band/artist the shittier the tastes? Mories and Igorrr must be into stuff like korpiklaani then. ---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Like you could kiss my ass Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 Rod, let me love you. Loading...
Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite Posts: 40071	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 02:51 Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite Posts: 40071 Written by [user id=4365] on 17.01.2013 at 02:47 Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 17.01.2013 at 02:45 If a band mmber says they were sober I should take their word for it since I didn't smell them or have them undergo a breathalizer, nothing to do with groveling and squirming. I don't grovel or squirm when it comes to bands, ask the guys in Grand Supreme Blood Court (a.k.a. Asphyx 3.0) or Flotsam & Jetsam or Isole or any other band for that matter. And Sunn O))) especially not, only a couple of good things they released but that's it and they are tiny puny Americans. Not sure how that translates to "retarded" however. And it was still fun to watch you grovel, which you clearly did most of Sunn's music is a retarded attempt at it. As for grovel... you got an immense lot to learn clearly. That was not grovelling, but then again you think it is cause you think you are always right. Goodnight... sorry excuse ---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996 Loading...
!J.O.O.E.! Account deleted	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 02:54 !J.O.O.E.! Account deleted Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 17.01.2013 at 02:51 most of Sunn's music is a retarded attempt at it. As for grovel... you got an immense lot to learn clearly. That was not grovelling, but then again you think it is cause you think you are always right. Goodnight... sorry excuse Retarded attempt at what? At music? It'c clearly music, regardless of quality. Haha, what a cop out. Night night angry Marcel Loading...
Boxcar Willy REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Posts: 9187	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 03:11 Boxcar Willy REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Posts: 9187 There's an O after sunn, therefore it's Sunn O. ---- 14:22 - Marcel Hubregtse I do your mum *DESTROY DRUM TRIGGERS* Loading...
!J.O.O.E.! Account deleted	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 03:14 !J.O.O.E.! Account deleted Written by Boxcar Willy on 17.01.2013 at 03:11 There's an O after sunn, therefore it's Sunn O. Doesn't look like an "O" to me =P Loading...
Boxcar Willy REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Posts: 9187	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 03:18 Boxcar Willy REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Posts: 9187 Written by [user id=4365] on 17.01.2013 at 03:14 Written by Boxcar Willy on 17.01.2013 at 03:11 There's an O after sunn, therefore it's Sunn O. Doesn't look like an "O" to me =P Then why is the band know as Sunn O))) and not just Sunn? ---- 14:22 - Marcel Hubregtse I do your mum *DESTROY DRUM TRIGGERS* Loading...
!J.O.O.E.! Account deleted	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 03:19 !J.O.O.E.! Account deleted Written by Boxcar Willy on 17.01.2013 at 03:18 Then why is the band know as Sunn O))) and not just Sunn? There's many Sunn O))) shirts where they omit the "O)))" entirely (or at least put the symbol elsewhere). It's a picture, not a word. Loading...
IronAngel Posts: 4888	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 09:18 IronAngel Posts: 4888 Darkthrone's logo is a picture too, but the band still is known as Darkthrone rather than "mold." I know it's just Sun, but the name doesn't imply that. It's a gimmick you need to find out from an external source. The only logical way to pronounce it would be "Sun-Oh Close Bracket Close Bracket Close Bracket." (Or Paranthesis, if you will.) Saying "Sun" is no more obvious than saying "Sun-Oh", both are clearly not what the written form says. I don't mind the name myself, but it does seem part of the whole crafted show that is Sunn O))). Their marketing prowess exceeds their musical merit. There's a band called !!! too, but it's not obvious how to say it out loud. I guess you could just look really shocked and hope people realize you're communicating the band name rather than having a seizure. Loading...
!J.O.O.E.! Account deleted	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 11:25 !J.O.O.E.! Account deleted I don't really regard Darkthrone as pertinent comparison, nor any other illegible band logos, as it's a stylising of a word, rather than a clear word followed by an obscure symbol. Sunn, from the logo, is fairly apparent that there is clear differentiation between the typefont of the name and what follows it. If we were to interpret and vocalise the entire logo they would probably be called "Sunn Sun." The actual logo doesn't really imply parentheses to my eyes. !!! indeed requires further investigation, though calling them Exclamation Mark (repeateded thrice) is precisely what is written on the actual logo, not just the typed out version. (even if is it supposedly Click Click Click). It's when you get to Witch House bands that things get difficult. [EDIT] "Chk Chk Chk" rather. Beg your pardon Loading...
Jaeryd Nihil's Maw Posts: 1062	Permalink 17.01.2013 - 12:37 Jaeryd Nihil's Maw Posts: 1062 Written by X-Ray Rod on 17.01.2013 at 00:27 Oh, you too? Make it 2 punches. Seriously... Sun-oh sounds fucking retarded I can't even understand how people thought it worked. I thought it was obvious the O))) is just a part of the logo showing some waves. I like Steven Wilson, but the image in my head of you punching him in the face for mispronouncing Sunn's name makes me laugh. Start watching at 2:45 ---- Loading...