Metallica

Heretic Soliloquy

Written by Death To Posers on 12.01.2011 at 02:56

Metallica

pfft... ORIGINAL NAME...

Written by Boxcar Willy on 12.01.2011 at 03:55

Written by Death To Posers on 12.01.2011 at 02:56

Metallica

pfft... ORIGINAL NAME...

Oh Sorry, Didn't realize that was taken

Home Invader
Godscourger
GBI (Greater Bodily Injury)

Carnosphere (Death metal)
Exasperating Splenetic Hubbub (Noise Metal/Grindcore)
Christ Performed Blasphemy (Black Metal)
Auroral Macabre Mist (Ambient/post/doom)

?quote!Unquote555 - Avant-garde "Mr. Bungle" worship

Written by Thursar on 19.01.2011 at 07:10

?quote!Unquote555 - Avant-garde "Mr. Bungle" worship

Hell Yes!

Prophets of Debauchery
Non-Existential Entity
Johnny and the Suits

Edward scissorhands anal fisting

Written by BrokenKnuckles on 20.01.2011 at 19:29

Edward scissorhands anal fisting

hahahaha...hilarious!

Socrates and philosophers

Sodomy Of Satan

Debut album "Shut up and eat your fucking curry when I tell you to!"

Slackbladder - Debut album, "A C**ting Flan"
A death metal tribute to the classic BBC comedy, Blackadder.

God Is An Atheist

Calcified Foetus (Canadian goregrind)

SIDS (First/only demo release)
01. Sudden Infant Death Syndrome [live]
02. Boulder Birth [rehearsal version]
03. Feasting On Dead Baby Brains* [Anal Spewicide cover]

* from 3 Ways To Kill split with Raped Bitch and Anal Dissection, featuring standout song titles such as:

"Farting Cum Into The Mouths Of Hungry Schoolchildren"
"When I Was A Child... I Was Raped"
"My Penis Becomes Hard When Your Vagina Is Bleeding"

Dracarys. Sounds OK and I'm ASOIAF freak.

My Elbow Was Made For Fisting (porno grind)
Hellcat FireFrenzy
GFY (Go Fuck Yourself)
The Skinflutes
The Revenge Of Barry Manilow (deathcore)

CUNT SHAPED GODS (Holy Fucking Blackened Death Metal)

Dark Darkened Darkness - parody death metal
Galaxia - progressive space metal
Stalingrad - industrial metal
Winterson - mockery metal
One-Winged Angel - weird Japanese visual kei prog metal

Written by [user id=109947] on 08.02.2011 at 06:34

The Revenge Of Barry Manilow (deathcore)

Reminds me too much of The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza...

Written by Sulac on 02.11.2010 at 17:45

Oh, and a mathcore band: Don't Drink And Derive.
Debut Album: 'Cuz Alcohol And Calculus Just Don't Mix.

Haha. Sorry to be quoting you this late, but this is the first thing that made me laugh in this topic.

I'd name my band something random, really. Smart Casual was the first thing to come to mind. I guess we'd have a smart casual dress code to our shows. Or I could name it something edgy and ironic, and play this shit ironically.

Oh, I think I name my band "Gurth Bennas" a gothic death metal band!!

Chain Of Survivors !

Swords And Dragons - power metal
Wizards And Castles - also power metal
Holy Power - also also power metal

And that's as lame as this topic is going to get.

Filth.

It just rolls off the tongue.

Void Eater would be a cool name for a band Seriously though, for a sort of dark futuristic themed metal band, it would fit. Like a Void to a parallel universe coming alive and eating you... Fucking metal

Masturbation Club For Spiders (Avant-garde Extreme Metal)

Not sure if this is a band name i saw or even a song title but it sounds cool

Raped By God

and because i hate things that claim to be progressive or avante garde

The Shadow Of Her Left Armpit

Dont know about band name but
first album:
Death From Above
the album art will be the indian landscape with all those gay slum houses and saffron sheen, with this huge nuclear bomb arriving....

PantallicA

Written by BrokenKnuckles on 01.03.2011 at 14:04

PantallicA

Correction... "Old" PantallicA