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The Rules Of Metal

If you want to be a TRUE metalhead, you should read each of these at least 5 times and memorize them word by word. Follow these simple rules and no one will dare to call you a poser anymore!
101 Rules of Being a Metalstormer
by Dangerboner
9.5 | 149 votes
101 Rules Of Being An Elitist Metal Fan
by Mad Mike
9.5 | 17 votes
101 rules of Power metal
by Geddysciple
9.5 | 98 votes
The Epic Sequel to the 101 Rules of Power metal
by Geddysciple
9.4 | 80 votes
101 Rules Of Industrial Metal
by toxichof
9.4 | 14 votes
196 rules of Doom metal
by Marcel Hubregtse
9.3 | 50 votes
101 rules of Prog metal
by Deadsoulman
9.2 | 46 votes
101 rules of Death metal
by Herzebeth
9.2 | 46 votes
101 Rules For Going To A Metal Concert
by Dangerboner
9.2 | 57 votes
101 rules of Black metal
by Ivan
9.1 | 63 votes
101 rules of Nu metal
by Deadsoulman
9 | 26 votes
101 rules of Deathcore
by GutturalNinja
8.5 | 36 votes
101 Rules of Thrash Metal
by selken
8.3 | 52 votes
101 Rules of NWOBHM (New Wave of British Heavy Metal)
by Unknown user
8.1 | 14 votes
The 69 rules of picking up chicks at metal concerts.
by Valentin B
7.7 | 35 votes
75 Rules Of Being A True Metallica Fan
by Unknown user
7.7 | 23 votes
101 Rules Of The New Wave Of Black Metal
by Karlabos
7.4 | 7 votes
101 Rules Of Viking Metal
by TheSoloist500
7 | 6 votes
Headbanging Tutorial
by cobrapel
4.9 | 7 votes
101 rules of Folk metal
by NiederHaven
4.7 | 29 votes
101 Rules Of Being A Metal Storm Album Reviewer
by vezzy
3.9 | 31 votes
55 rules that you must follow if you are a Megadeth fan!
by DeathSlyzer
3.4 | 23 votes
How To Name A Metal Band
by Oso Tormenta
1.7 | 39 votes