How To Name A Metal Band
How To Name A Metal Band
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-- How To Name a Metal Band -- Just a few tips to find a name for your band: 1. You need a band... 2. If you don't have one, make one! (obviously) 3. Take any weird word you like 4. Ok! here's one... you dumb ass: Pedorro 5. Use Your Ilussion II (Shit!! that fuckin' album playing in my head again!) 6. Better use the force luke... 7. Try to mix, remix, load or reload that word (forget load or reload, those was a very gay albums) 8. Now the tips.. If your band are into.. 9. Heavy Metal: Pedorron 10. Thrash Metal: Pedorration 11. Death Metal: Dispedorrement 12. Power Metal: PedorricForce 13. Black Metal: PedorriChrist 14. Doom Metal: Pedorricus 15. Punk: The Pedorred 16. HardCore: Pedorrist 17. Gothic/Avant or any shit like that: Pedorronia 18. A Mexican or Latin American Metal Band: Pedorrera 19. Hard Rock: That's not metal! 20. Nu Metal: That's shit! 21. Or even you can title an album... "Epical Misteris Dom Pedorris" 22. Hasta la vista, pedorros! (c) 2012 Oso Tormenta (StormBear) Don't copy this without permission 'cause the FBI will shutdown your page. |
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