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Neckbeard Deathcamp - White Nationalism Is For Basement Dwelling Losers review



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Band: Neckbeard Deathcamp
Album: White Nationalism Is For Basement Dwelling Losers
Style: Black metal
Release date: July 21, 2018
A review by: RaduP


01. Cucked (Intro)
02. The Left Are the Real Fascists
03. Zyklon /b/
04. XXXL Obersturmfuhrer Leather Duster
05. Incel Warfare
06. Please Respond (I Showed You My Penis)
07. The Fetishization Ov Asian Women Despite A Demand For A Pure White Race (Outro)

Metal is serious stuff guize!!

If it wasn't already obvious from the fact that there's a penis on the cover art, Neckbeard Deathcamp don't take themselves too seriously. If it wasn't obvious from the album and the artist name, this album is satirical. And it's only fitting that they make fun of white nationalists in the only metal genre that has a subgenre dedicated to Nazism: black metal. It's only fitting that they do it now, as controversy regarding the genre's ties to the ideology is questioned and also internet culture is more and more influenced by politics leaning to the right, and the other way around, too, as meme magic memed a man into the White House. We're not here to talk politics, as there's also a wrong tendency to lump everything right-wing or generally more conservative under the fascist label until it loses its meaning. No, we're here to make fun of the stereotype of the alt-right-winger.

With song titles like "Zyklon /b/" or "Please Respond (I Showed You My Penis)" or ? well you can actually read the song titles above the review, so you can just stop reading the review altogether because nothing I write here can come close to how hilarious they are. You can even go to Bandcamp to read their all-caps, rant-like lyrics, since for sure you won't be able to make them out from the music itself. This year particularly has seen a few satirical (mostly) black metal releases like Peosphoros, but the idea has been around since the late 1990s, when Anal Cunt's Seth Putnam came up with Impaled Northern Moonforest. And, honestly, if you've never recorded a satirical black metal demo, what are you even doing with your life? Even yours truly did.

It is quite clear that White Nationalists was meant first and foremost as a joke rather than as actual music, but let's talk about the music itself, too. For an album that was probably recorded in a few weekends at most, the music is quite decent. It's black metal that is very raw and often pushing more into war metal territories. It being so raw and primitive is balanced by the album's short 23-minute length. But even if this isn't atmospheric or forward-thinking or even that bestial black metal, there are enough riffs in this to warrant a full listen for more than just the joke. It's a fair guess that the members have other more serious projects besides Neckbeard Deathcamp.

There is little known about the band's position; whether they're more left-wing, big-brained centrists or very self-aware right-wingers is up for anyone's guess. One thing is for sure: black metal will be the next battleground for meme warfare. Do what you must, and call someone on the internet a cuck today.





Written on 03.08.2018 by Doesn't matter that much to me if you agree with me, as long as you checked the album out.


Comments

Comments: 26   Visited by: 266 users
03.08.2018 - 12:14
M C Vice
ex-polydactyl
'alt-right-winger'. Is that what the player who replaces Sione Katoa mid game is called?
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"Another day, another Doug."
"I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples."
" 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!"
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03.08.2018 - 14:29
UnknownCheese
Definitely fruitcake lefties. One look at the member's Facebook profiles will tell you that.

Like most parody bands they'll be forgotten two weeks from now.
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03.08.2018 - 16:07
Daniell
_爱情_
Elite
Written by UnknownCheese on 03.08.2018 at 14:29

Definitely fruitcake lefties. One look at the member's Facebook profiles will tell you that.

Like most parody bands they'll be forgotten two weeks from now.

Tell you what. Let's hope they are remembered, and all the nazi fucktards be forgotten. What do you say?
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03.08.2018 - 16:16
Lanthros
Written by Daniell on 03.08.2018 at 16:07

Written by UnknownCheese on 03.08.2018 at 14:29

Definitely fruitcake lefties. One look at the member's Facebook profiles will tell you that.

Like most parody bands they'll be forgotten two weeks from now.

Tell you what. Let's hope they are remembered, and all the nazi fucktards be forgotten. What do you say?

Here here to that. Nazi fucks = poser pussies. Period. Right wing scum should go back to their bitch ass honkey tonks and leave metal to the real men and women.
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03.08.2018 - 19:21
Maco
Pvt Funderground
As far as I'm concerned the left wing are the ones crying over their feelings all the time in metal. But whatever.
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03.08.2018 - 22:49
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Staff
Written by UnknownCheese on 03.08.2018 at 14:29

Like most parody bands they'll be forgotten two weeks from now.

I... I still remember The Black Satans
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03.08.2018 - 23:02
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Staff
Written by Maco on 03.08.2018 at 19:21

As far as I'm concerned the left wing are the ones crying over their feelings all the time in metal. But whatever.

There both bad
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03.08.2018 - 23:41
Karlabos
Written by Lanthros on 03.08.2018 at 16:16

Here here to that. Nazi fucks = poser pussies. Period. Right wing scum should go back to their bitch ass honkey tonks and leave metal to the real men and women.

What? Right winged=nazi? The more you know...
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- Reimu Hakurei
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04.08.2018 - 01:32
ScottyM
Written by RaduP on 03.08.2018 at 23:02

Written by Maco on 03.08.2018 at 19:21

As far as I'm concerned the left wing are the ones crying over their feelings all the time in metal. But whatever.

There both bad
<< image snipped for sanity >>

I definitely remember hearing about that time in recent history when the left held a rally, brought tiki torches, and rammed their car into protesters with the intention of killing them, and actually killing one (RIP Heather Heyer).
I definitely remember hearing about that time in not so recent history when the left held a rally of twenty-effing-thousand literal American nazis gathered in Madison square garden to demand the government return to a gentile controlled state free of jews as Hitler finished constructing his sixth concentration camp, seven months before invading Poland, kicking off the most deadly and devastating war in the history of the world.

Yep, both sides are the same. Both sides. I love this both-sideism argument, makes people sound sooooooo smart. Almost as smart as the idiot that's gonna quote my comment and take it literally because I didn't use the format for sarcasm feature.

Honestly MS staff, it's shit like this that really should make you question why you haven't implemented a disabled comments feature. What the hell did you expect to see in the comments by approving this review and posting it? You're literally bringing out the Nazi sympathizers, neckbeards, and worst in your community by allowing people to shit post. Bravo you fucking morons. Well done. Hopefully this triggers you into doing something productive, because nothing constructive can be read here, and none of it has anything to do with metal.
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04.08.2018 - 01:48
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Staff
Written by ScottyM on 04.08.2018 at 01:32

What the hell did you expect to see in the comments by approving this review and posting it? You're literally bringing out the Nazi sympathizers, neckbeards, and worst in your community by allowing people to shit post. Bravo you fucking morons. Well done.

That was the point
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04.08.2018 - 01:51
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Staff
Written by ScottyM on 04.08.2018 at 01:32

Yep, both sides are the same. Both sides. I love this both-sideism argument, makes people sound sooooooo smart. Almost as smart as the idiot that's gonna quote my comment and take it literally because I didn't use the format for sarcasm feature.

Somebody also didn't get the sarcasm in my pic/comment
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04.08.2018 - 03:17
M C Vice
ex-polydactyl
Written by RaduP on 03.08.2018 at 22:49

Written by UnknownCheese on 03.08.2018 at 14:29

Like most parody bands they'll be forgotten two weeks from now.

I... I still remember The Black Satans

Don't forget Woods Of Trees, too.
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"Another day, another Doug."
"I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples."
" 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!"
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04.08.2018 - 08:14
Cynic Metalhead
Ambrish Saxena
This comment section might be a good pick for "Drama Of The Year' category.
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04.08.2018 - 15:43
Lanthros
Written by Karlabos on 03.08.2018 at 23:41

Written by Lanthros on 03.08.2018 at 16:16

Here here to that. Nazi fucks = poser pussies. Period. Right wing scum should go back to their bitch ass honkey tonks and leave metal to the real men and women.

What? Right winged=nazi? The more you know...

Not to familiar with the english language are you?
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04.08.2018 - 17:00
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Staff
Written by Lanthros on 04.08.2018 at 15:43

Not to familiar with the english language are you?

*too
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04.08.2018 - 17:01
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Staff
Written by Cynic Metalhead on 04.08.2018 at 08:14

This comment section might be a good pick for "Drama Of The Year' category.

It's not enough. Just 15 comments. These are rookie numbers.
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04.08.2018 - 20:44
Rating: 5
Eternity'sChild
Written by RaduP on 03.08.2018 at 22:49

Written by UnknownCheese on 03.08.2018 at 14:29

Like most parody bands they'll be forgotten two weeks from now.

I... I still remember The Black Satans

Oh, I remember those as well, trve black metal legends.
Nice review btw.
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04.08.2018 - 21:47
FYA
Destroyer
Pepe?
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04.08.2018 - 23:17
Lanthros
Written by RaduP on 04.08.2018 at 17:00

Written by Lanthros on 04.08.2018 at 15:43

Not to familiar with the english language are you?

*too

Thick fingers typing on a medium sized phone while working.
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05.08.2018 - 09:31
nikarg
Staff
Cool review, fun concept, too bad the music is total shite.
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05.08.2018 - 11:32
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Staff
Written by nikarg on 05.08.2018 at 09:31

Cool review, fun concept, too bad the music is total shite.

Who in their right mind would invest more effort into making this
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06.08.2018 - 03:15
CWA
Written by Daniell on 03.08.2018 at 16:07

Written by UnknownCheese on 03.08.2018 at 14:29

Definitely fruitcake lefties. One look at the member's Facebook profiles will tell you that.

Like most parody bands they'll be forgotten two weeks from now.

Tell you what. Let's hope they are remembered, and all the nazi fucktards be forgotten. What do you say?

Forgetting the nazis is a bad idea. That is a surefire for their ideology to become popular again when people least expect it. I think we should give the nazis their own land, which would be small a fuck due very tiny number of people who are genuine nazis, and let them, and the rest of the world, live happily ever after.
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06.08.2018 - 15:01
Mercurial
Problem with this is the music is about as standard as can be, which is the worst thing to be for a parody band. Be Crotchduster or GTFO.
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17.08.2018 - 05:43
Rating: 2
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Why anyone would waste their time with joke music is absolutely beyond me.


Also everything about this is literally the worst. Ever. Ew.
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14:22 - Marcel Hubregtse
I do your mum

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17.08.2018 - 11:11
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Staff
Written by Boxcar Willy on 17.08.2018 at 05:43

Why anyone would waste their time with joke music is absolutely beyond me.


Also everything about this is literally the worst. Ever. Ew.

We get it, you hate fun
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17.08.2018 - 21:33
Rating: 2
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by RaduP on 17.08.2018 at 11:11

We get it, you hate fun

If this is fun, hit me in the head with a rake.
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14:22 - Marcel Hubregtse
I do your mum

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