Band:	Sludge Phenomenon / Helldozer
Album:	Sludge Phenomenon / Helldozer
Style:	Sludge metal
Release date:	February 16, 2009
A review by:	Thryce

Sludge Phenomenon
01. 2-D
02. Worn Out
03. Eyes On The Back
04. ??? (aka Questions)

Helldozer
05. Before The Storm
06. Driven
07. Deity
08. Fat Skin
09. Pacified
10. M.E.S.M.

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Person 2: I have to admit I had... I was a bit skeptical at first. But I gotta say, these two bands really surprised me with their quasi-intelligent and divergent metal. Both bands are not afraid to push their creativity to the limit and the whole record just ends up being a blending, grooving and bouncing adventure. Wicked tempo changes, breakdowns and ponderous grooves tend to make the album a bit heavy, complex and technical but it's still catchy enough to appeal to the listener the whole ride long.

Person 3: Yes sir, I'm a convinced believer of this pleasurable release. Despite the fact that it's not really mind-shattering, super-innovative or spectacular, it still stays a congenial listening experience. Listening to the Sludge Phenomenon/Helldozer split CD is awe-some!


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