Massmurder - Slaughtered For Snuff review
Band: | Massmurder |
Album: | Slaughtered For Snuff |
Style: | Brutal death metal |
Release date: | 2004 |
A review by: | Undercraft |
01. Corpse Copulation
02. Slaughtered For Snuff
03. Homicidal Whore
04. Fleshpest
05. Meatcleaver Massacre
06. Cadaver Disinterment
07. Soaked In Semen
08. Perverse Molestation
Look mommy, The latest Massmurder Cd!
This is exactly the kind of music that you don't want to be hearing when your 5 year old son is doing his homework, or when your grandma is doing her exercise therapy. Fuck it, this is the kind of music you hear only for yourself, because you're ashamed that people might think you're a total psycho because of your musical tastes.
That is of course, temporary, because when you found someone else that digs this shit you can be open about it, you can stand up and say, YES! I'm a Massmurder fan!
Well, let me tell you something Massmurder fan, you're unique and rare, and if you found somebody else that liked the album, you found your significant other.
Massmurder plays Brutal Death Metal, all included, gore lyrics, rabid blastbeating, undecipherable lyrics and short songs, as a matter of fact, those are damn short songs! The album only clocks 21 minutes, so it's worth spending some money to buy a 21-minute album? Definitively not. Massmurder delivers all the clichés existent in the Brutal Death Metal, sure is entertaining for a while, but after the second spin becomes predictable and repetitive. At least the whole artwork of the Cd is appealing.
Here's a list of situations where you don't want to be caught listening Massmurder:
- Jacking off in your bedroom
- When your non-Metal girlfriends comes visiting
- While your parole officer is checking out your house
But if you want to seek revenge, you might consider this Cd as a gift, you can give it to:
- Those Hare-Krishnas at the airport
- Your 12 year-old catholic-school cousin
- The cleaning lady
Metal or non-Metal, this Cd is a poor example of Brutal Death Metal, if the whole gore stuff is appealing to you, you might want to consider getting it, if you want to hear more elaborate music, you can choose from a wide array of Cd's that are more complex than this one. You're warned then, Massmurder plays it fast and brutal, but don't expect much novelty over here.
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