Stranger Than Fiction: Real Metal By Virtual Artists
Stranger Than Fiction: Real Metal By Virtual Artists
Do you remember...
...1984, when the virtual TV host Max Headroom stuttered his name for the very first time?
...1985, when the cute fellow of Little Computer People was your only friend?
...1997, when your digital pocket pet Tamagotchi starved to death and you didn't know how and where to burry it?
...2001, when the debut album of the virtual band Gorillaz went triple Platinum in the UK?
...2012, when iconic rapper Tupac Shakur's hologram performed at the Cuachella festival, over 15 years after his decease?
...2017, when AI robot Sophia received citizenship of Saudi Arabia?
Let's just forget about that hologram tour of Ronnie James Dio for a moment, for metal will always be handmade music from real musicians and for real fans...
...but how genuine is your favorite band?
This list includes fictional or virtual or artificial artists only.
Admission criteria:
- at least one complete song (not just song snippets)
- hard rock and metal only
- fictional line-up/biography or artificial/virtual origin are mandatory
- media appearance outside of the music scene (movies, film series, videos, TV shows, web comics and comic strips, books, computer games, advertising campaigns) prior to or simultaneously with the release of their debut album
Please note that not all bands bearing goofy stage names and wearing funny costumes like Gwar or Lordi are virtual or fictional bands.
Most comedy/parody outfits like Nanowar Of Steel or Paladins Of The Golden Power Fights With The Great Sword Of Eternal Magic And The Great Kings Will are neither virtual nor fictional.
Spin-offs and side projects like Gloryhammer or Lorenguard are not really fictional, either - they just invented some stupid background story to justify their existence.
After all and sadly enough, even Manowar are not a fictional band...
Big thanks to Ansercanagicus for submitting a shitload of virtual and fictional bands!
...1984, when the virtual TV host Max Headroom stuttered his name for the very first time?
...1985, when the cute fellow of Little Computer People was your only friend?
...1997, when your digital pocket pet Tamagotchi starved to death and you didn't know how and where to burry it?
...2001, when the debut album of the virtual band Gorillaz went triple Platinum in the UK?
...2012, when iconic rapper Tupac Shakur's hologram performed at the Cuachella festival, over 15 years after his decease?
...2017, when AI robot Sophia received citizenship of Saudi Arabia?
Let's just forget about that hologram tour of Ronnie James Dio for a moment, for metal will always be handmade music from real musicians and for real fans...
...but how genuine is your favorite band?
This list includes fictional or virtual or artificial artists only.
Admission criteria:
- at least one complete song (not just song snippets)
- hard rock and metal only
- fictional line-up/biography or artificial/virtual origin are mandatory
- media appearance outside of the music scene (movies, film series, videos, TV shows, web comics and comic strips, books, computer games, advertising campaigns) prior to or simultaneously with the release of their debut album
Please note that not all bands bearing goofy stage names and wearing funny costumes like Gwar or Lordi are virtual or fictional bands.
Most comedy/parody outfits like Nanowar Of Steel or Paladins Of The Golden Power Fights With The Great Sword Of Eternal Magic And The Great Kings Will are neither virtual nor fictional.
Spin-offs and side projects like Gloryhammer or Lorenguard are not really fictional, either - they just invented some stupid background story to justify their existence.
After all and sadly enough, even Manowar are not a fictional band...
"What is Fake News? I turned an empty room into an international headline.
If you are reading this, you are part of the illusion." - Jered Threatin, Nov. 2018
If you are reading this, you are part of the illusion." - Jered Threatin, Nov. 2018
Big thanks to Ansercanagicus for submitting a shitload of virtual and fictional bands!
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1.
Bad News
- Bad News
1987 - Fictional British spoof Heavy Metal band, created for the Channel 4 television series "The Comic Strip Presents...."
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Bad News
- Bohemian Rhapsody
1987 - Single
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3.
Bad News
- Cashing In On Christmas
1987 - Single
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4.
Bad News
- Bootleg
1988
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5.
Bad News
- The Cash In Compilation
1992 - Compilation
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Beasts Of Mayhem
- Want Some More
2016 - Single - Fictional U.S. Heavy Metal band featured in the movie "Ghostbusters: Answer The Call"
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7.
Belzebubs
- Blackened Call
2018 - Single - Originating from the web comic of the same name by Finnish artist J.P. Ahonen, the guys from Insomnium are obviously having lots of fun playing a blackened variation of their trademark sound
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Coq Roq
- several singles (Bob Your Head, Nice Box, One Armed Bandit, Cross The Road)
2005 - U.S. Nu Metal, created for a Burger King advertising campaign to push the new BK chicken fries. Fun fact: the real band Slipknot sued Burger King for biting their style (the characters of the fake band have been wearing apocalyptic chicken masks) in August 2005. In return, Burger King accused Slipknot of being a parody of other masked bands like KISS, GWAR and Mudvayne, among others. Shortly after, the case was dropped.
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Compressorhead
- Party Machine
2017 - German Metal/Hard Rock/Punk performed by a sextet of human-sized robots (Stickboy, Fingers, Bones, Stickboy Junior, Mega-Wattson, Hellgå Tarr). They also starred in Hämatom's 2016 video of the song "Offline".
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11.
Dead MaKabés
- several singles (Descente D'Organe, Dozzy Cooper, The Pop Redemption)
2013 - Fictional French Black Metal foursome from the comedy movie "Pop Redemption", starring french singer-songwriter Julien Doré on vocals.
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12.
Death Devil
- Maddy Candy
Single - 2009 - Fictional Japanese Speed Metal band from the anime "K-ON!"
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Death Devil
- Love (Rabu / ラヴ)
Single - 2010
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14.
Death Devil
- Light (Hikari / 光)
Single - 2012
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15.
Death Lurks
- Some Days It's Dark
1996 - Single - American/Canadian Alternative Metal from the movie "Kids In The Hall: Brain Candy", staring actor Bruce McCullough on vocals and backed by the real Canadian band "The Odds".
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16.
Deathmøle
- Moletopopolis
2006 - U.S. instrumental Post-Metal/Djent, staring three characters of the web comic "Questionable Content".
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17.
Deathmøle
- Long Songs
2007
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18.
Deathmøle
- ???
2007
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19.
Deathmøle
- Trial Period
2008 - EP
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20.
Deathmøle
- Amps
2009
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21.
Deathmøle
- Absent Gods & Creatures Foul
2010
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22.
Deathmøle
- Fear Of Black Horses
2011 - EP
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23.
Deathmøle
- Meade's Army
2012
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24.
Deathmøle
- Advances
2012
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25.
Deathmøle
- Permanence
2012 - EP
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26.
Deathmøle
- Solitary
2013
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27.
Deathmøle
- Jephmøle
2013 - EP
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28.
Deathmøle
- Present Peregrine
2015
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29.
Dethklok
- Adult Swim Presents: ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead On Tour With Dethklok
2007 - EP - U.S. Melodeath (some call it Power Metal with harsh vocals, though), originated from Cartoon Network's Adult Swim show "Metalocalypse"
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35.
Detroit Metal City
- Satsugai -For The Movie- [Split]
2008 - EP - Despite of the KISS reference, this is Thrash/Groove Metal and it was created for the Japanese comedy manga of the same name
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Detroit Metal City
- 魔王 / グロテスク / ラズベリーキッス -For The Movie- [Split]
2008 - EP
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37.
Detroit Metal City
- 魔界遊戯
2008
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38.
Devin Townsend
- Punky Brüster - Cooked On Phonics
1996 - Punky Brüster is a fictional Polish Death Metal band, Cryptic Coroner is a fictional Polish Pop-Punk band and Devin Townsend is a Canadian Proghead and a freaky storyteller. Got it?
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39.
Eternal Descent
- Losing Faith
2007 - Cinematic Metal / Industrial / Gothic Rock band from the UK, comprising animated characters from the "Eternal Descent" graphic novel
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40.
Dodo
- Metric Electric Lover
1987 - Single - Fictional U.S. Heavy Metal / Hair Metal band invented for an episode of the educational kids television series "Square One Television" dealing with the imperial and metric system. The single was said to be taken from a fictional album entitled "Heavy Mental".
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41.
Fire Bomber
- My Friends
1994 - Single - A virtual Japanese Hard Rock / Heavy Metal act, born in the "Macross 7" universe (anime series)
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42.
Fire Bomber
- Galaxy Network Chart Vol. 1
1995
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43.
Fire Bomber
- Mylene Jenius Sings Lynn Minmay
1995
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44.
Fire Bomber
- Docking Festival ~ Ka Ha Ginga Wo Sukū
1995
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45.
Fire Bomber
- Let's Fire!!
1995
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46.
Fire Bomber
- Live Fire!!
1995
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47.
Fire Bomber
- Second Fire!!
1995
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48.
Fire Bomber
- Karaoke Fire!!
1995
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49.
Fire Bomber
- Galaxy Network Chart Vol. 2
1996
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50.
Fire Bomber
- Acoustic Fire!!
1996
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51.
Fire Bomber
- Dynamite Fire!!
1998
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52.
Fire Bomber
- English Fire!!
1998
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53.
Fire Bomber
- Radio Fire!!
1998
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54.
Fire Bomber
- Ultra Fire!! Fire Bomber Best Album
2008 - Compilation
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55.
Fire Bomber
- Re.Fire.
2009
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56.
Kekal
- Multilateral
2015 - Avantgarde/Experimental Extreme Metal from Jakarta, Indonesia. They began their musical journey in 1995 as a regular band, but in 2009, Kekal shed itself from all the human members to start of a new era as a memberless band. The 2015 album "Multilateral" and the companion EP "Luka" feature the virtual character persona and vocaloid (=singing synthesizer application) "Megurine Luka" as vocalist.
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58.
Limozeen
- Live At The 10 High 3.27.08
2017 - Faux U.S. Hair Metal band invented for and featured in the "Homestar Runner" online cartoon
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59.
Löded Diper
- Exploding Diaper
2011 - Single - U. S. Heavy Metal college band as known from the illustrated book series "Diary Of A Wimpy Kid". This song can be heard in the film adaption of the second volume, entitled "Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules".
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60.
Love Fist
- Fist Fury
2002 - Single - Fictional Scottish Hair Metal band prominently featured in the video game "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City" and mentioned in many of the following games since.
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61.
Love Fist
- Dangerous Bastard
2002 - Single
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62.
Love Fist
- Love Fist
2013 - EP
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63.
Massacration
- Gates Of Metal Fried Chicken Of Death
2005 - 'True Heavy Metal', debuting on the Brazilian comedy TV show "Hermes & Renato"
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Master Boot Record
- C:\FIXMBR
2016 - "I am a 486DX-33MHz-64MB processing avant-garde chiptune, synthesized heavy metal & classical symphonic music. 100% Synthesized, 100% Dehumanized." (for non-believers: it's Italian multi-instrumentalist Vittorio D'Amore's project)
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Mistula
- several singles (Nuestra Senora Dolorosa, The Last Supper, Baptized, Mulat, Pista Ng Patay, This Day)
2004 - A virtual Avantgarde/Alternative Metal band from the Philippines, embodied by four customized ball-jointed Barbie-esque dolls. They're on Spotify and they're not very good.
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Old Gods Of Asgard
- Children Of The Elder God
2012 - Single - Hard Rock/Heavy metal band from the 2010 computer game "Alan Wake". Their songs are played by the Finnish Alternative Rock band "Poets Of The Fall" who are friends with someone of the game developing team.
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Old Gods Of Asgard
- The Poet And The Muse
2012 - Single
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82.
Pentakill
- Smite And Ignite
2014 - Power Metal from the U.S., brought to life by the PC game "League Of Legends"
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84.
Relentless Doppelganger
- \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/
"Single" - 2019 - This is the peak of virtual metal: a neural network generating technical Death Metal ('fed' on music of the Canadian band "Archspire") via an infinite YouTube livestream.
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85.
Spinal Tap
- This Is Spinal Tap
1984 - Legendary Heavy Metal band from the U.S. (fictional home country: UK) and stars of the mockumentary film "This Is Spinal Tap", but first appearing on a 1979 ABC TV sketch comedy pilot called "The T.V. Show"
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Spittle
- Mudda Mudda Faddah
2008 - Single - Satanic Industrial Metal from the 1996 independent U.S. movie "Bandwagon"
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92.
Steel Dragon
- Lubricator
2001 - Fictional U.S. Glam Metal band created for the Warner Bros movie "Rock Star" and starring especially (but not only) Jeff Scott Soto, Jason Bonham and Zakk Wylde
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93.
Taranchula
- Moving Very Slowly
2017 - Single - Faux Scandinavian Death Metal 'one-hit wonder', invented for the "Homestar Runner" online cartoon
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94.
Tenacious D
- Tenacious Demo
1994 - Demo - Formerly fictional U.S. Hard Rock band formed by the actors and musicians Kyle Gass and Jack Black, first to be seen in a 1997 episode of the American sketch comedy series "Mr. Show with Bob and David"
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105.
The Hunzz
- Rabbit's Got The Gun
1987 - Single - U.S. Hard Rock band as featured in the movie "Light Of Day" and fronted by Patti Rasnick who is nobody less than Joan Jett
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106.
The Lone Rangers
- Degenerated
1994 - Single - Fictional Hard Rock/Heavy Metal band from Los Angeles as featured in the movie "Airheads", with actor Brendan Fraser on vocals and supported by the guys and gals from White Zombie. The song is originally performed by New York's hardcore punks Reagan Youth.
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107.
The Metal Corpses
- Roadmap Of My Tears
2008 - Single - Fictional U.S. Hard Rock band from the 1982 movie "Ladies And Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains", portrayed by members of the real band "The Tubes".
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108.
Threatin
- Breaking The World
2017 - Honorable mention: actually, this is a "real" Hard Rock band of U.S. origin. But frontman Jered Threatin (real name: Jered Eames) went some steps further: he didn't just invent a fake biography, he cooked up a complete band history including fake websites, fake label, fake booking agency, fake line-up, fake videos, fake followers, fake fanbase and fake ticket pre-sales in order to set up an European tour that literally nobody but five people were attending.
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109.
Threatin
- If Need Be
2017 - Single
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110.
Threatin
- Identity
2017 - Single
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111.
Threatin
- Living Is Dying
2017 - Single - One has to wonder why he didn't call it "Living Is Lying"...
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112.
Timmy! And The Lords Of The Underworld
- Timmy! And The Lords Of The Underworld
2000 - Single - U.S. parody Heavy Metal created for the animated sitcom "South Park". The song also appears in the music video game "Rock Band".
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113.
Titannica
- Try Again, Again
2006 - Single - Fictional U.S. Heavy Metal band from the "Mr. Show With Bob And David" series' episode #309 "The Return Of The Curse Of The Creature's Ghost". They played a cover version of Metallica's Enter Sandman with alternative lyrics, starring the actors Bob Odenkirk, Brian Posehn and John Ennis.
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114.
Twaüghthammër
- Fallacies
2010 - Single - U.S. Alternative Metal trio featured in a 2009 web 'minisode' of the TV series "Breaking Bad", starring the actors Aaron Paul and Matt L. Jones.
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115.
Wayne & Garth (The Wayne's World Band)
- Wayne's World Theme
1992 - Single - Fictional U.S. Hard Rock from the popular comedy film "Wayne's World", starring the actors Mike Myers and Dana Carvey
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116.
Wayne & Garth (The Wayne's World Band)
- Pain Cave
1992 - Single
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