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Posted by Clintagräm, 03.06.2006 - 00:23
As I sit here and listen to most likely the greatest band of all time I notice that there isn't a topic for them, so I decided to make one. Manowar are a band that you must love, and if you don't, you're gay. Haha, seriously though. They make some wicked music, though pompous, they deserve to be, I mean, they are the KINGS OF METAL. I do enjoy their upbeat attitude, killer riffing, and Eric Adams god like vocals. Very manly. I would call them Heavy Metal (or moreover, Traditional Metal) than anything, but they do have some Speed and Power Metal tendencies every now and then. Any fans?

And remember kids, while other bands play - Manowar kill.
26.12.2007 - 23:23
Ellrohir
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this is the reason why i love covers like Gods Of War...in this picture the heroes in the "style of" Kull the Conqueror, Conan the Barbarian, Cormac Mac Art (so those "sword and sorcery fantasy" by Robert E. Howard and so which i love ) are coming alive

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27.12.2007 - 01:21
Lowelas OF FIRE
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Written by Smurfophagist on 26.12.2007 at 22:59

Written by [user id=160] on 26.12.2007 at 17:48

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 26.12.2007 at 14:23

Written by [user id=160] on 24.12.2007 at 00:35

wow.....I just heard it...............I'm gonna commit suicide

i mean listen to "Bridge Of Death" and then this..........I really hope they didn't turn christian.



Mmm I actually think they were already Christians from the start, although they never mentioned it in the lyrics.


This cannot be happening , where did you learn that they were Christian?

Written by Smurfophagist on 26.12.2007 at 17:11

Did anyone see the cover for their first album? Dude, that is totally gay hahaha, but the music is great


Their first album has like an eagle type thing on the cover, why is that gay?


Then, it seems I'm mistaken, sorry, but there was a cover where they are all wearing something that looks like prehistoric speedos...



lmao!! I'm a big fan, but even I must confess, that release looks quite gay! It's not their debut, but a compilation of their old material




and here's Into Glory Ride (as Marcel mentioned)

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27.12.2007 - 02:01
Duy Hung
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@ Lowelas & Marcel : Uhmm yeah, those covers are the gayest i've ever seen...

@ Chris : well i don't like the 'God Of Wars' cover art, mostly because of those naked women.. But to be honest i've never ever found any Manowar cover arts interesting
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27.12.2007 - 03:06
Lowelas OF FIRE
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Written by [user id=14272] on 27.12.2007 at 02:01

@ Lowelas & Marcel : Uhmm yeah, those covers are the gayest i've ever seen...

@ Chris : well i don't like the 'God Of Wars' cover art, mostly because of those naked women.. But to be honest i've never ever found any Manowar cover arts interesting


I find it ironic how you say the covers are the gayest yet you don't like the art for the naked women!

Seriously the women are well-drawn, i find it just a tad hot, what you have against it?

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27.12.2007 - 03:44
Duy Hung
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Written by [user id=160] on 27.12.2007 at 03:06

Written by [user id=14272] on 27.12.2007 at 02:01

@ Lowelas & Marcel : Uhmm yeah, those covers are the gayest i've ever seen...

@ Chris : well i don't like the 'God Of Wars' cover art, mostly because of those naked women.. But to be honest i've never ever found any Manowar cover arts interesting


I find it ironic how you say the covers are the gayest yet you don't like the art for the naked women!

Seriously the women are well-drawn, i find it just a tad hot, what you have against it?



Those women make the artwork kinda cheap, they have nothing to do with it, at least when they are drawn in such an unartistic way, you see, it's like from comics... (and remember that i'm not saying comics in general is cheap, just in this case it's horrible!!). There are lots of other bands which have naked women in their album cover artwork but the women are not poorly drawn like this one and at least there's some certain reason why they are there... But i can't see the point here.., naked women?? to help the "gods of war" relax after epic battles??
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27.12.2007 - 13:08
Smurfophagist
Written by [user id=160] on 27.12.2007 at 01:21

Written by Smurfophagist on 26.12.2007 at 22:59

Written by [user id=160] on 26.12.2007 at 17:48

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 26.12.2007 at 14:23

Written by [user id=160] on 24.12.2007 at 00:35

wow.....I just heard it...............I'm gonna commit suicide

i mean listen to "Bridge Of Death" and then this..........I really hope they didn't turn christian.



Mmm I actually think they were already Christians from the start, although they never mentioned it in the lyrics.


This cannot be happening , where did you learn that they were Christian?

Written by Smurfophagist on 26.12.2007 at 17:11

Did anyone see the cover for their first album? Dude, that is totally gay hahaha, but the music is great


Their first album has like an eagle type thing on the cover, why is that gay?


Then, it seems I'm mistaken, sorry, but there was a cover where they are all wearing something that looks like prehistoric speedos...



lmao!! I'm a big fan, but even I must confess, that release looks quite gay! It's not their debut, but a compilation of their old material




and here's Into Glory Ride (as Marcel mentioned)





Yes, mate, that's exactly what I meant
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27.12.2007 - 17:05
Lowelas OF FIRE
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@Duy Hung: lol, oh I see.........well since these are 'Gods' on the cover, I guess the women are concubines or servants/slaves for the gods.
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27.12.2007 - 18:59
Ellrohir
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Written by [user id=14272] on 27.12.2007 at 02:01

@ Chris : well i don't like the 'God Of Wars' cover art, mostly because of those naked women


but well - this is in almost any of those "sword and sorcery" fantasy - half-naked, almost-naked or even full-naked women...

but just for you - "alternative" version for puritans



are you satisfied now ?
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27.12.2007 - 20:32
Duy Hung
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@ Chris : oh well : ... as i said i've never liked ANY Manowar cover arts..., but ok, this one looks better
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28.12.2007 - 01:12
Lowelas OF FIRE
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@Chris Amber: Where the hell did you get that? lol
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28.12.2007 - 09:38
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I think those covers are fine, love the naked cocubines . Though the nicest cover of Manowar for me is Louder Than Hell with the fist smashing the chain.
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28.12.2007 - 22:20
Varegan
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Written by Ellrohir on 27.12.2007 at 18:59

Written by [user id=14272] on 27.12.2007 at 02:01

@ Chris : well i don't like the 'God Of Wars' cover art, mostly because of those naked women


but well - this is in almost any of those "sword and sorcery" fantasy - half-naked, almost-naked or even full-naked women...

but just for you - "alternative" version for puritans



are you satisfied now ?

without those women they look like four gays and those skulls are gays too
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28.12.2007 - 22:21
Varegan
Hamranakara
and those demons and snakes too!!!
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28.12.2007 - 23:51
Doc G.
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@Dimholt
how are snakes and demons and skulls gay? like, i mean, do they have a sexual orientation? Also, Manowar being gay jokes are so fresh, you must be the first person whos thought of that.
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28.12.2007 - 23:53
MadGatsu
Written by [user id=14272] on 27.12.2007 at 02:01

@ Chris : well i don't like the 'God Of Wars' cover art, mostly because of those naked women..


What guy in his right mind would say something like that?
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29.12.2007 - 00:23
Duy Hung
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Written by MadGatsu on 28.12.2007 at 23:53

Written by [user id=14272] on 27.12.2007 at 02:01

@ Chris : well i don't like the 'God Of Wars' cover art, mostly because of those naked women..


What guy in his right mind would say something like that?


Me , i have my favourite kind of cover art, and this one is simply not my cup of tea
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29.12.2007 - 00:47
MadGatsu
Written by [user id=14272] on 29.12.2007 at 00:23

Written by MadGatsu on 28.12.2007 at 23:53

Written by [user id=14272] on 27.12.2007 at 02:01

@ Chris : well i don't like the 'God Of Wars' cover art, mostly because of those naked women..


What guy in his right mind would say something like that?


Me , i have my favourite kind of cover art, and this one is simply not my cup of tea


I meant the "i dont like the naked girls" part forget the cover lol
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29.12.2007 - 01:12
Duy Hung
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Written by MadGatsu on 29.12.2007 at 00:47

Written by [user id=14272] on 29.12.2007 at 00:23

Written by MadGatsu on 28.12.2007 at 23:53

Written by [user id=14272] on 27.12.2007 at 02:01

@ Chris : well i don't like the 'God Of Wars' cover art, mostly because of those naked women..


What guy in his right mind would say something like that?


Me , i have my favourite kind of cover art, and this one is simply not my cup of tea


I meant the "i dont like the naked girls" part forget the cover lol

You got me wrong, never said " i don't like naked girls " or something like that..., it's just the women IN that cover fuckin' annoy me because of the way they're drawn, you understand? It's another story in another case, there's nothing wrong with me so stop wasting your time worrying about me...
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29.12.2007 - 01:40
Doc G.
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Am I the only one who notices how friggin teeny those women look in contrast with the warriors? (im talking about the cover here). Like I know the warriors are muscular and such, but even then, they look really out of proportion to me, thats my only problem with the cover.
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29.12.2007 - 02:47
Varegan
Hamranakara
Written by Doc G. on 28.12.2007 at 23:51

@Dimholt
how are snakes and demons and skulls gay? like, i mean, do they have a sexual orientation? Also, Manowar being gay jokes are so fresh, you must be the first person whos thought of that.

if you pay attention to the picture, you will see that all of those demons are looking for ass of warriors and of snake is lustfully staring at lower part of warriors body, but these problems solve when we add those honeys to the picture.
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29.12.2007 - 02:53
Doc G.
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Written by Varegan on 29.12.2007 at 02:47

Written by Doc G. on 28.12.2007 at 23:51

@Dimholt
how are snakes and demons and skulls gay? like, i mean, do they have a sexual orientation? Also, Manowar being gay jokes are so fresh, you must be the first person whos thought of that.

if you pay attention to the picture, you will see that all of those demons are looking for ass of warriors and of snake is lustfully staring at lower part of warriors body, but these problems solve when we add those honeys to the picture.

Wow, youve got a really creative imagination there.
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29.12.2007 - 19:25
GT
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Just heard the two christmas carols...I've heard worse but was expecting them to be more metallized somehow...but hope they stick to metal instead of this
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29.12.2007 - 21:20
Varegan
Hamranakara
Written by GT on 29.12.2007 at 19:25

Just heard the two christmas carols...I've heard worse but was expecting them to be more metallized somehow...but hope they stick to metal instead of this

most desperating manowar songs!! ever!!
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30.12.2007 - 05:49
ChasingEuphoria
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i liked manowar at first, but after awhile they get kinda boring for me, so i dislike them now.
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31.12.2007 - 16:37
MadGatsu
Written by [user id=14272] on 29.12.2007 at 01:12

Written by MadGatsu on 29.12.2007 at 00:47

Written by [user id=14272] on 29.12.2007 at 00:23

Written by MadGatsu on 28.12.2007 at 23:53

Written by [user id=14272] on 27.12.2007 at 02:01

@ Chris : well i don't like the 'God Of Wars' cover art, mostly because of those naked women..


What guy in his right mind would say something like that?


Me , i have my favourite kind of cover art, and this one is simply not my cup of tea


I meant the "i dont like the naked girls" part forget the cover lol

You got me wrong, never said " i don't like naked girls " or something like that..., it's just the women IN that cover fuckin' annoy me because of the way they're drawn, you understand? It's another story in another case, there's nothing wrong with me so stop wasting your time worrying about me...


Not worrying mate. Just messing with you lol
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31.12.2007 - 17:05
Lowelas OF FIRE
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Written by Varegan on 29.12.2007 at 02:47

Written by Doc G. on 28.12.2007 at 23:51

@Dimholt
how are snakes and demons and skulls gay? like, i mean, do they have a sexual orientation? Also, Manowar being gay jokes are so fresh, you must be the first person whos thought of that.

if you pay attention to the picture, you will see that all of those demons are looking for ass of warriors and of snake is lustfully staring at lower part of warriors body, but these problems solve when we add those honeys to the picture.




this is gold
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31.12.2007 - 21:48
Varegan
Hamranakara
Written by [user id=160] on 31.12.2007 at 17:05

Written by Varegan on 29.12.2007 at 02:47

Written by Doc G. on 28.12.2007 at 23:51

@Dimholt
how are snakes and demons and skulls gay? like, i mean, do they have a sexual orientation? Also, Manowar being gay jokes are so fresh, you must be the first person whos thought of that.

if you pay attention to the picture, you will see that all of those demons are looking for ass of warriors and of snake is lustfully staring at lower part of warriors body, but these problems solve when we add those honeys to the picture.


this is gold

this is just talent of a Manowar fan for telling erotic jokes
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31.12.2007 - 22:39
Duy Hung
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@MadGatsu : whatever man, i don't give a shit
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01.01.2008 - 01:08
Lowelas OF FIRE
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@dimholt: indeed lol.



hey, did anyone ever see that one interview of Manowar where they're on a German talkshow? and Joey DeMaio says that the reason why Manowar play so loud is so that the vibrations from the loudness will bring pleasure to the female fans
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01.01.2008 - 18:26
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Written by Varegan on 28.12.2007 at 22:20

without those women they look like four gays and those skulls are gays too


then 3/4 of "sword and sorcery" fantasy heroes have to be "gays" too...
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