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Anal Cunt - It Just Gets Worse



6 | 31 votes |
Release date: 9 November 1999
Style: Noisecore, Grindcore

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01. I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
02. Easy E Got AIDS From Freddie Mercury
03. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
04. Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Prison
05. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
06. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Videos
07. Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
08. I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
09. I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
10. Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid Of Us
11. You Rollerblading Faggot
12. I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You
13. I Lit Your Baby On Fire
14. Body By Auschwitz
15. I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
16. Sweatshops Are Cool
17. Women: Nature's Punching Bag
18. I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank
19. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
20. I Ate Your Horse
21. Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
22. You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
23. I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die
24. I Fucked Your Wife
25. Into The Oven
26. I Gave NAMBLA Pictures Of Your Kid
27. The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
28. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
29. Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny
30. Dictators Are Cool
31. Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
32. I'm Really Excited About the Upcoming David Buskin Concert
33. Being Ignorant Is Awesome
34. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
35. Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
36. Tim Is Gay
37. BT/A.C.
38. I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
39. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women

Guest review by
BrokenWrench5834
Rating:
8.6
Well all that you need to do is hear the name of the band and you know that you are in for something totally ridiculous. Yes, Anal Cunt is quite infamous for their lack of musical talent and black comedy-themed songwriting, and with that being said, there is no other album quite as offensive, morbid, shocking, or just overall screwed up as this album here.

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published 16.08.2011 | Comments (5)

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29.08.2010 - 13:18
foschino
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The funniest song-titles ever
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29.01.2011 - 15:26
Horus
Ummm I kind of liked this album
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24.08.2011 - 02:04
wormdrink414
Elite
Bought it because of the song names. Only boring people could hate this. Even with all the shit noise on it.
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22.07.2012 - 05:29
Cüca Beludo
Account deleted
Well, I love it
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15.11.2012 - 22:18
Rating: 8
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Justs saw this listed on eBay with description -

"Not for the faint of heart"

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14:22 - Marcel Hubregtse
I do your mum

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26.01.2013 - 01:37
Jaeryd
Nihil's Maw
For some reason the lyrics seem to be a commentary on how fucked up the world is. Like it's a sad realization that shit sucks, people are really fucked up, and nothing about it really matters in the end.

But it's probably not that deep at all and they're just a bunch of offensive faggot emo gay anal cunts.

/joke
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18.04.2013 - 21:34
Jaeryd
Nihil's Maw
The music is total shit, but it's also kinda hilarious to listen to. That's probably the only reason why this didn't get lower than a 5 from me.
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05.07.2013 - 07:01
Rating: 8
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
That moment when some of the jams here are actually enjoyable.
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14:22 - Marcel Hubregtse
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30.07.2014 - 05:59
This is horrible and misogynistic for no reason, fuck this band
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30.07.2014 - 17:14
Rating: 8
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by catherinewrong on 30.07.2014 at 05:59

This is horrible and misogynistic for no reason, fuck this band

I think you're taking this too seriously, like dead one said, it's not exactly the most serious album out there.
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14:22 - Marcel Hubregtse
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30.07.2014 - 17:31
Karlabos
Those song titles *.*
It's almost as good as the ones by japshitfun. =P
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"Aah! The cat turned into a cat!"
- Reimu Hakurei
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30.07.2014 - 18:05
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Staff
Great tracklist unfortunately not backed up by great music, as is typical with Anal Cunt.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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30.07.2014 - 19:48
!J.O.O.E.!
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Truly one of the worst bands to ever exist.
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30.07.2014 - 20:16
Rating: 8
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by [user id=4365] on 30.07.2014 at 19:48

Truly one of the worst bands to ever exist.

I disagree, maybe it's just because I'm laughing (slightly) at it, but I feel some tracks hold their merit. I would pay a couple bucks to go see Anal Cunt live, I'm sure that'd be insane.
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14:22 - Marcel Hubregtse
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30.07.2014 - 20:25
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Women: Nature's Punching Bag has actually a very catchy riff/chorus hahahah.

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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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30.07.2014 - 20:27
!J.O.O.E.!
Account deleted
Written by Boxcar Willy on 30.07.2014 at 20:16

I disagree, maybe it's just because I'm laughing (slightly) at it, but I feel some tracks hold their merit. I would pay a couple bucks to go see Anal Cunt live, I'm sure that'd be insane.

It would be insane seeing as Putnam's dead

But yeah, I wouldn't pay money to see an ugly, fat GG Allin wannabe get naked onstage.
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30.07.2014 - 20:30
Rating: 6
Alex F
Written by [user id=4365] on 30.07.2014 at 20:27

It would be insane seeing as Putnam's dead

But yeah, I wouldn't pay money to see an ugly, fat GG Allin wannabe get naked onstage.

If by "get naked onstage" you mean "not show up due to heroin overdose" then I agree. I would pay to see Putnam get naked on stage so I could chuck glass bottles at his schlong
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30.07.2014 - 20:31
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by Alex F on 30.07.2014 at 20:30

Written by [user id=4365] on 30.07.2014 at 20:27

It would be insane seeing as Putnam's dead

But yeah, I wouldn't pay money to see an ugly, fat GG Allin wannabe get naked onstage.

If by "get naked onstage" you mean "not show up due to heroin overdose" then I agree. I would pay to see Putnam get naked on stage so I could chuck glass bottles at his schlong

chucking glass bottles at a corpse, damn, you're weird
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Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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30.07.2014 - 20:33
!J.O.O.E.!
Account deleted
Written by Alex F on 30.07.2014 at 20:30

If by "get naked onstage" you mean "not show up due to heroin overdose" then I agree. I would pay to see Putnam get naked on stage so I could chuck glass bottles at his schlong

That tiny thing? You'd be chucking bottles for hours before you actually hit it
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30.07.2014 - 21:36
Written by Boxcar Willy on 30.07.2014 at 17:14

Written by catherinewrong on 30.07.2014 at 05:59

This is horrible and misogynistic for no reason, fuck this band

I think you're taking this too seriously, like dead one said, it's not exactly the most serious album out there.

Problem is the music isn't even really good and the jokes aren't funny, in my opinion. Would love to chuck bottles at his tiny penis however
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30.07.2014 - 21:46
!J.O.O.E.!
Account deleted
Well seeing as Putnam has been arrested for assaulting women the misogyny thing may hold some truth.
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30.07.2014 - 21:50
Ilham
Giant robot
This is clearly humour. If you don't find this funny, and are offended by it on a certain level, there isn't a lot of metal you must find appropriate.
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30.07.2014 - 21:53
Ilham
Giant robot
Written by [user id=4365] on 30.07.2014 at 21:46

Well seeing as Putnam has been arrested for assaulting women the misogyny thing may hold some truth.

Haha, that renders what I said two minutes ago totally wrong.
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30.07.2014 - 21:56
!J.O.O.E.!
Account deleted
Written by Ilham on 30.07.2014 at 21:53

Haha, that renders what I said two minutes ago totally wrong.

Not necessarily. I don't really know the circumstances of his arrest. I think I read that the woman asked him to hit her or something. Doesn't really excuse it though =p
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30.07.2014 - 21:58
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by [user id=4365] on 30.07.2014 at 21:56
Doesn't really excuse it though =p

So that whole 50 shades of shit is wrong? HAH, those poor kids are gonna have some problems in the future.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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30.07.2014 - 22:01
!J.O.O.E.!
Account deleted
Written by X-Ray Rod on 30.07.2014 at 21:58


So that whole 50 shades of shit is wrong? HAH, those poor kids are gonna have some problems in the future.

They'd be so much better off reading this.
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30.07.2014 - 22:28
Ilham
Giant robot
Then I can proudly state that I find this funny. Carlin rape jokes are hilarious as well.
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30.07.2014 - 22:29
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
I'd honestly buy this stuff just for the humour alone.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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30.07.2014 - 22:48
Written by Ilham on 30.07.2014 at 22:28

Then I can proudly state that I find this funny. Carlin rape jokes are hilarious as well.

Yeah I'm definitely not someone who finds rape jokes funny. I just don't like humor that perpetuates misogyny, even if it's a joke my bad if that makes me 'less metal'. However, I would disagree that most metal is misogynistic. /endrant
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30.07.2014 - 22:55
Ilham
Giant robot
Written by catherinewrong on 30.07.2014 at 22:48

Yeah I'm definitely not someone who finds rape jokes funny. I just don't like humor that perpetuates misogyny, even if it's a joke my bad if that makes me 'less metal'. However, I would disagree that most metal is misogynistic. /endrant

In no way humour perpetuates anything. It actually makes topics less taboo and make people talk about issues they are usually too afraid to even bring up. So I'm all for it.
And "less metal" or not, who the hell cares.
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