01. Intro
02. This Bang Is Hella Awesome!
03. Your Cock Is Stuck Inside A Bong
04. ChingChongChingChong
05. Blood Organ Candy
06. Hit And Run For Fun
07. I Shat My Pants
08. I Lost My Cherry
09. Oh Lord Kum
10. Batman Is A Little Bitch
11. Jumping In Blood
12. Kicked In The Penis
13. I Found Shit In Your Ass
14. Rolling A Joint With Your Foreskin
15. You Suck And Then You Die
16. Youtubreeeeee
17. I Will Kill You With My Cock
18. Eatshitdotcom
19. My First Time Really Hurts
20. The Breeee Stud
21. Midgets Rule

01. House Of Flying Penis
02. Journey To The Center Of Your Dick
03. Fast Cum, Dangerous Scholng
04. Diarrhea Bong Juice
05. Fuck Your Father In The Shower And Have A Snack
06. Your Mom Is A Dude
07. Trippy Hippie
08. Toilet Store
09. Peeing On A Cumbucket
10. Holy Knockers
11. Stoned And Raped By He-Man
12. Brain Hole Sexual Intercourse
13. Welcome Into My Butt Hole
14. Elbow Induced Orgasm
15. Pleasuring The Gooch Of Steel
16. Ganja Gaiden

01. Let The Good Times Roll
02. Shit Stained Maxi Pad
03. Procrasterbating Hitler Porn
04. Gay Cum Tunnel
05. Chocolate Pain
06. QueerLand Is The New Disney
07. Like Our Page On Facebook
08. Freestyle Cockriding
09. Brown Carded And Yellow Listed
10. Two-Man Tea Party
11. Virgin Quick Dicking
12. Sexual Gnome Emancipation

01. All You Can Smoke
02. Blazing Extraterrestrial Kush
03. Fuck... I'm Stoned
04. Too Much Weed Aftermath
05. Slamming Stonedtality
06. T.H.C.
07. Cold Stoned Creamery
08. Getting Lit With The Clit
09. Hot Lunch Sundae
10. The Anus Circle Of Idiots
11. Kentucky Fried Nipples
12. Vayjayjay Parade
13. Cunt Juice Bubblebath

01. Strawberry Cough
02. Social Lubricant
03. Gorepot Is A Serious Band
04. Buddha's Sister
05. Yogafire
06. What's That Smell?
07. Chinese Men
08. Green Goddess
09. Hotbox Timemachine
10. Bowl Nugs N' Harmony
11. Fake Vagina
12. Ligore Looks Mexican
13. Alaskan Thunderfuck
14. This Is the Last Song, Please Replay

01. A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said, Come On Over, There's Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home
02. Is Raping A Hooker Considered Rape Or Shoplifting
03. A Cheap Circumcision Is A Rip-Off
04. A Submarine Is Long And Hard And Full Of Sea Men
05. Without Nipples, Tits Are Pointless
06. Calendars Are Popular Cuz They Have A Lot Of Dates
07. Fingering A Minor.........On A Guitar
08. Very Suspicious Supermarket
09. Throwing An Asian Guy Down The Stairs Is Wong On So Many Levels
10. Shokoladen Wasser Seesterne
11. Missonary Impossible
12. Anal Intercourse Is For Assholes
13. Twerking To This Song Is Not A Crime
14. A Friend With Weed Is A Friend Indeed

01. The Flying Goochman
02. Dicktaster
03. Clumsy Sodomizer
04. A Cow Wears Bells Because Their Horns Don't Work
05. Bong Jovi
06. Bring Me The Chorizo
07. Dick Farmer
08. Wrong Hole To Fuck With
09. Person Whose Left Side Is Being Cut Off Is All Right Now
10. Best Of All Syndromes
11. A Fat Fortune Teller Is A Four Chin Teller
12. Merry Chrithmith
13. Germans Have The Wurst Sausage Ever

01. The Kentucky Klondike Bar
02. The Flying Camel
03. The Panamanian Petting Zoo
04. The Alabama Hot Pocket
05. Budgie's Tongue
06. Tokemon
07. Extreme Charizarding
08. Asian Girth Warriors
09. Ballcuzi
10. A Government Of Cavailers
11. A Prinkle Of Fudgie Krinkles
12. Dirty Chewbacca
13. Mississippi Birdbath
14. Spicy Gringo

01. My Grandpa Was 65 He Runs A Mile To Stay Fit, He's 70 Now And Has No Idea Where He Is
02. I Wondered Why The Frisbee Was Getting Bigger, Then It Hit Me
03. Chickens Sit On Eggs Because They Don't Have Chairs
04. My Grandma Has The Heart Of A Lion And A Lifetime Ban At The Zoo
05. 6 Is Afraid Of 7 Because 7 Is A Registered 6 Offender
06. A Family Walks Into A Hotel And Requests The Porn To Be Disabled, Clerk Says It's Just Regular Porn You Sick Fuck
07. A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra
08. Lord Told John If He Comes Forth He Will Receive Eternal Life, John Came Fifth And Received A Toaster
09. If You Are Ever Cold Just Stand In The Corner, They Are Usually 90 Degrees
10. Bought Some Shoes From My Drug Dealer, Don't Know What He Laced Them With I've Been Tripping All Day
11. The Best Nation In The World Is Donation
12. I Threw A Boomerang A Few Years Ago And I Now Live In Constant Fear

01. Being Kinky Is When You Tickle Your Girlfriend With A Feather, Perverted Is When You Use The Whole Bird
02. Comfort Rightswiping
03. Otphj Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job Is A Distant Cousin Of The Dry Hump
04. Calling Someone Average Is A Mean Thing To Say
05. We Will Stop Somewhere Between ’68 And ’70 On My Time Machine
06. Stocking Up With Sausage And Cheese For The Crisis Is The Wurst Kase Scenario
07. Chuck Norris Got The Virus To Quarantine For 14 Days
08. You Can't Spell Quarantine Without 'U R A Q T'
09. The Squirrel Swim On Its Back To Keep Its Nuts Dry
10. Santa Claus Have Such A Big Sack Because He Only Comes Once A Year
11. The Reception At The Sperm Bank Thanks The Donors For Coming
12. Circumsize A Redneck By Kicking His Sister In The Jaw
13. Sony Made A New Console During The Pendemic Called The Plaguestation 5
14. She Yelled. "I'm So Wet, Give It To Me Now!" But I Was Keeping The Umbrella
15. My Ex Got Hit By A Bus. And I Lost My Job As A Bus Driver
16. Condom Cornucopia
17. The Hunchback Of Notre Damehas A Twisted Back Story
18. The Difference Between An Oral And A Rectal Thermometer Is The Taste
19. Stoned And Speaking Cursive
20. James Bond Taking A Bath Is Bubble O7