01. The Flying Goochman
02. Dicktaster
03. Clumsy Sodomizer
04. A Cow Wears Bells Because Their Horns Don't Work
05. Bong Jovi
06. Bring Me The Chorizo
07. Dick Farmer
08. Wrong Hole To Fuck With
09. Person Whose Left Side Is Being Cut Off Is All Right Now
10. Best Of All Syndromes
11. A Fat Fortune Teller Is A Four Chin Teller
12. Merry Chrithmith
13. Germans Have The Wurst Sausage Ever