01. A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said, Come On Over, There's Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home
02. Is Raping A Hooker Considered Rape Or Shoplifting
03. A Cheap Circumcision Is A Rip-Off
04. A Submarine Is Long And Hard And Full Of Sea Men
05. Without Nipples, Tits Are Pointless
06. Calendars Are Popular Cuz They Have A Lot Of Dates
07. Fingering A Minor.........On A Guitar
08. Very Suspicious Supermarket
09. Throwing An Asian Guy Down The Stairs Is Wong On So Many Levels
10. Shokoladen Wasser Seesterne
11. Missonary Impossible
12. Anal Intercourse Is For Assholes
13. Twerking To This Song Is Not A Crime
14. A Friend With Weed Is A Friend Indeed