01. Being Kinky Is When You Tickle Your Girlfriend With A Feather, Perverted Is When You Use The Whole Bird
02. Comfort Rightswiping
03. Otphj Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job Is A Distant Cousin Of The Dry Hump
04. Calling Someone Average Is A Mean Thing To Say
05. We Will Stop Somewhere Between ’68 And ’70 On My Time Machine
06. Stocking Up With Sausage And Cheese For The Crisis Is The Wurst Kase Scenario
07. Chuck Norris Got The Virus To Quarantine For 14 Days
08. You Can't Spell Quarantine Without 'U R A Q T'
09. The Squirrel Swim On Its Back To Keep Its Nuts Dry
10. Santa Claus Have Such A Big Sack Because He Only Comes Once A Year
11. The Reception At The Sperm Bank Thanks The Donors For Coming
12. Circumsize A Redneck By Kicking His Sister In The Jaw
13. Sony Made A New Console During The Pendemic Called The Plaguestation 5
14. She Yelled. "I'm So Wet, Give It To Me Now!" But I Was Keeping The Umbrella
15. My Ex Got Hit By A Bus. And I Lost My Job As A Bus Driver
16. Condom Cornucopia
17. The Hunchback Of Notre Damehas A Twisted Back Story
18. The Difference Between An Oral And A Rectal Thermometer Is The Taste
19. Stoned And Speaking Cursive
20. James Bond Taking A Bath Is Bubble O7