01. My Grandpa Was 65 He Runs A Mile To Stay Fit, He's 70 Now And Has No Idea Where He Is
02. I Wondered Why The Frisbee Was Getting Bigger, Then It Hit Me
03. Chickens Sit On Eggs Because They Don't Have Chairs
04. My Grandma Has The Heart Of A Lion And A Lifetime Ban At The Zoo
05. 6 Is Afraid Of 7 Because 7 Is A Registered 6 Offender
06. A Family Walks Into A Hotel And Requests The Porn To Be Disabled, Clerk Says It's Just Regular Porn You Sick Fuck
07. A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra
08. Lord Told John If He Comes Forth He Will Receive Eternal Life, John Came Fifth And Received A Toaster
09. If You Are Ever Cold Just Stand In The Corner, They Are Usually 90 Degrees
10. Bought Some Shoes From My Drug Dealer, Don't Know What He Laced Them With I've Been Tripping All Day
11. The Best Nation In The World Is Donation
12. I Threw A Boomerang A Few Years Ago And I Now Live In Constant Fear