The Spudmonsters - Joe Gizmo And The Spudmonsters lyrics
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Tracks 01. Hell In The Flats
02. Beer Rules 03. Safe Past Franklin 04. Haywire March 05. Garbage Day 06. Deception Zone 07. On The Edge (Of Lunacy) 01. Hell In The Flats
Molten vats - Don't throw water in that
Bubbling pools - in the valley of steam Burns the eternal flame - by night and day Two towering flames - The business is great! Its hell... in the flats! They love their jobs - At least they have jobs Eight days a week - The pay is never enough Harassment sucks - Valid proof plots Heat lighting sides - and monetary lies Its hell... in the flats! Molten vats - Don't throw water in that Bubbling pools - in the valley on steam Burns the eternal flame - by night and day The eternal flame - at the end of the highway Its hell... in the flats! They ruin your life Don't care that you've got a wife You've got to work of course So here comes another divorce Its hell in the flats No party in the flats They ruin your life Swing shift life, its hell In the flats! 02. Beer Rules
I like Strohs
I like Miller I like Pabst I like Heinies I like Denalis I like Becks I like Bud I like Beer! You know what I’m talking about? We like beer! Cold beer! Light beer! Bud beer! Dark beer! Strohs beer! Warm beer! All beer! In heaven there is no beer, That’s why we drink it down here! The beers are going down good! They’re healthy and you know- We like beer! Cold beer! Light beer! Bud beer! Dark beer! Strohs beer! Warm beer! All beer! In heaven there is no beer, That’s why we drink it down here! The beers are going down good! They’re healthy and you know- Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! In heaven there is no beer, That’s why we drink it down here! The beers are going down good! They’re healthy and you know- In heaven there is no beer, That’s why we drink it down here! The beers are going down good! They’re healthy and you know- I like Strohs I like Miller I like Pabst I like Heinies I like Denalis I like Becks I like Bud I like Beer! You know what I’m talking about? 03. Safe Past Franklin
Look out - here they come
Everyone knows they're full of scum Trivial pursuit was always number three 'Frisco, Cape Cod, and Lakewood...Three! Don't you sweat it No more butt crankin' You're almost there Safe past Franklin You know they're in the public eye When even mudslingers give em a try Football players sitting on candles Smelling like shit from a Hershey's kiss Don't you sweat it No more butt crankin' You're almost there Safe past Franklin North of Franklin is the zone Don't look now, your at homo's home The Gold Coast is the place you seek For dick smokers, lezzies, and surely not me! Don't you sweat it No more butt crankin' You're almost there Safe past Franklin All jokes aside! All fags die! (x4) Frivolous faggots! Destination aids! (x4) 04. Haywire March
Don't you hate it when
Politicians are on the blink And corporations have gone to pieces Now your phone is out of order And your TVs on the fritz Clothes dryer is out of gear Your bones are all messed up Your body has gone to pot- The politicians gone corrupt You'd better watch out Society's addicted to coke Peoples morals are a joke It's fuckin' haywire! People are thrashed, dilapidated, scruples Cars are breaking down, People are fed up with that fucked up system Climb aboard - We're on the haywire march! You know that it sucks when you've got no money! And bills are all overdue It don't matter, its all gone haywire, Were on the haywire march! 05. Garbage Day
Tomorrow it’s garbage day
It smells pretty ripe around here Somebody better take out the trash Before it stinks up this whole place Take out the trash! No matter what! Coffee grounds, cigarette butts Orange peels, coconuts Fuzzy grapes, cans of beans Poison sprays, Vaseline In the freezing cold In the dead of night Nothing else matters It’s garbage night! It’s that time of the week again Look at all the piles of rubbish You’re piling up around here I’m certainly not taking out! Take out the trash! No matter what! Eggshells rotting in the air Moldy bread, the clumps of hair Stepped in dog shit, candied yams Chips, dips, rotten spam In the freezing cold In the dead of night Nothing else matters It’s garbage night! And so it’s garbage night Cruising down the freeway With a carload full of garbage Fast-food wrappers, beer cans Remember folks, it’s your city too! Take out the trash! No matter what! Moldy tubesteaks, monthly bills Science projects, pots of swill Growing beer cans, bloody rags Who’s gonna take these garbage bags? In the freezing cold In the dead of night Nothing else matters It’s garbage night! 06. Deception Zone
People smile when they deceive you
They take pleasure in what grieves you Bend over backwards to be nice Taken advantage of, cold as ice You shake the hand, that stabs the back Call him Judas, Benedict Arnold When you talk about him you say "the dick!" Shake the hand that stabs your back They're friendly people, who'll spit on your grave Karma will get them when they misbehave Nice guys finish last they say... They wind up with it up their asses! We walk through the deception zone Every day as we breathe We walk through the deception zone We kiss and they deceive 07. On The Edge (Of Lunacy)
On the edge of lunacy, into insanity cry
Screaming at myself with no intent, telling myself a lie No limits on what I'm up to, no dreams to have Exploding in my head now, bursting like a dam AAh! Killing myself just to live, now living just to die Destroying all that's around, crying just to cry My life is pure misery, and a living hell it seems Living nightmares walk the streets, nightmare just like me On the edge of lunacy....... Surrounded by all my victims, pieces lay around me Several parts that are my friends - Id like you to see Locked up tight, I visit every night in my twilight dreams On the edge of lunacy.....AAh! I know they'll never find out just who I am I might be your best friend, then I'll turn and kill Cant explain the way I feel, the burning deep inside me Caught myself just the other day, becoming mentally deranged On the edge of lunacy.....AAh! |