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01. God Save The Spleen

Look out gringo!
Here I come now
Priority lane

Me white person
White male person
Top of the food chain

God save the spleen
And Shangai surgery
God save the spleen
Your kidney belongs to me

No moral issues
It's you or me, dude
Whistle the organ transplant song

Your government sanctions
Are far beyond tiptop
Is this liver Falun Gong?

From the pharynx and larynx
To your Johnson and your skin
A million Taiwan dollars
Say you can't win

God save the spleen
And Shangai surgery
God save the spleen
Your kidney belongs to me

Second grade citizens, prisoners and activists
Sure as hell won't case me any sleepless nights
Your anatomy fits perfectly
Fuck violations of human rights

Do not hit the waist
The stuff inside is useful!
Be careful with the waist
The stuff inside is useful!
Do not hit the waist!

It's harvest time!
It's harvest time!
Harvest time!

02. Hip Hip Hoorah

Hip hip hooray
Let's hear it for smartass day
Hip hip hooray
Let's celebrate the smartass way

We must analyse
Meticulously scrutinize
Label and categorize
Then finally pulverize

Hip hip hooray
Let's hear it for smartass day
Hip hip hooray
Let's celebrate the smartass way

Ain't no stuff out there
You find the slightest inspiring
Since you've seen
And heard everything

You need to tell the world
Nothing's happening under the sun
Be the judge, the jury
And executioner in one

Chop off heads with that lethal keyboard
You're the meanest of the mean
Those furious forum posts
Are as sharp as the Guillotine

Rip it all into pieces
Man, that latest comment rules
On these bloody, binary battlefields
We break it down into molecules

Hip hip hooray
Let's hear it for smartass day
Hip hip hooray
Let's celebrate the smartass way

03. Teargas Jazz

We all came down to Delhi
To play freaky music
And check it out
The vivid scenery

This Danish paper printed
Explosive carton
The muslim world
Took quite seriously

Provocation
Or freedom of speech
The shit had hit the fan
And there we were

Don't go out there
You're oozing scandinavian
Just trust the wisdom
Of your local choffer

Tandoori stains
And teargas jazz
No we're not Danes
Teargas Jazz

As pragmatic vikings
We kept a low profile
The mad were mad
as only mad can be

We all came down to Delhi
To play freaky music
And check it out
The vivid scenery

Tandoori stains
And teargas jazz
No we're not Danes
Teargas Jazz

04. Sick? Death By Hypochondria

Sick!!

Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain
Everybody feel sick, is everybody insane?
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel sick

You seem perfectly alright to me
Still that headache
And twitch tell differently
And that allergy, anxiety
And itch on your right knee
(Fatal probably)

Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain
Everybody feel sick, is everybody insane?
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel sick

Relax, I am sure you get enough protein
It's not likely you'll grow a tumour
From bad hygiene
No, that's not the scariest ingrown toenail
I have ever seen
(But please do put yourself in quarantine)

Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain

Sick? Death by hypochondria

You got nothing to bitch about
Get a little perspective for bacteria's sake
Sooner or later we will all reach the end
So give that frantic worrying a break

Death by hypochondria...

05. OK

Transparent,
a black hole of emptiness
expectations that will
turn you into a permanent mess

Just drop it
You're OK
You're OK

Projecting,
all those failures
chokes your energy
Little by little
you fade into passivity

Just drop it
You're OK
You're OK

You're OK
You're OK
Respect yourself
Protect yourself
Respect yourself
Protect yourself

Makes me sad to see
how desperatately you try
It won't change a single thing
as life passes you by

Just drop it
You're OK
You're, you're OK

Respect yourself
Protect yourself
Respect yourself

Respect yourself
Protect yourself
It's all OK

06. Honey, You're A Nazi

Soccer mom hatred
Soccer mom hatred
Blame on the Muslims
Blame on the Jews
Honey you're a Nazi!

We talked for a while
you seemed to be a nice person
Caring, loving, mother of two
Then you began to rave about overpopulation
and how good more wars could do

Soccer mom hatred
Soccer mom hatred
Blame it on the Muslims
Blame it on the Jews
Honey, you're a Nazi
Soccer mom hatred
Soccer mom hatred
Blame it on the Hispanics
Blame it on the Hindus
Honey you're a Nazi!

Usually starts on a small scale
The profile fits splendidly
You spook people with a tunnel vision
Celebrating Arian superiority
No, I don't care for another cookie

Soccer mom hatred
Soccer mom hatred
Blame it on the Muslims
Blame it on the Jews
Soccer mom hatred
Soccer mom hatred
Blame it on the Hispanics
Blame it on the Hindus
Honey You're a Nazi!

No love mosque or sinagogue
Is being built near you
could all that brown shirt
Get down to reach a doubt of you

Honey you're a Nazi!

Your husband lost his job the other day
Company downsizing for efficiency
But you see through whatever they say
It's all an evil conspiracy of blacks and the gay community
No, I don't care for another cookie

Soccer mom hatred
Soccer mom hatred
Blame it on the Muslims
Blame it on the Jews
Soccer mom hatred
Soccer mom hatred
Blame it on the Hispanics
Blame it on the Hindus
Honey You're a Nazi!

Never underestimate
The power of maternal hate

Blame it on the Japanese
Blame it on the Lebanese
Honey You're a Nazi!

07. The Only Way

You should be welcome now
To our show today
It's society in a modern way

Follow everything I say
With your safety in mind
Know that we're the only way
To a place where the blind lead the blind

The more I see
Of life in this special way
Where the will to live
Breaks down from day to day

The more i'm sure
I am stuck in a big charade
Where everyone
Is dying to be displayed

And when i'm notified
That they can't understand my mind

Cause there's a doubt
I raise my head Up high
I'm breaking out because i know it's right

Follow everything I say
With your safety in mind
Know that we're the only way
To a place where the blind lead the blind

The man behind the mirror hides the truth
Well,it's always been like that
The man behind the mirror hides the truth

08. Murder Groupie

All those letters of yours make me feel less lonely.
You've simply got to believe you're my one and only.
My puppy eyes will make you take the bait.
If you love me true we'll help set things straight.

Be, be my, be my mur, be my murder, be my murder grew, be my murder groupie.
Be my murder groupie.

Your support and affection mean the world to me.
But I need your trust desperately.
That shallow life of yours could stand a thrill.
If you love me then precious, kill you will.

(Be mine)
You want a change; you're feeling stuck.
An easy prey; a sitting duck.
Your existence is healing.
I'll read you like an open book.
If you love me then precious, kill you will!

Be, be my, be my mur, be my murder, be my murder grew, be my murder groupie.
Be my murder groupie.

You want a change; you're feeling stuck.
An easy prey; a sitting duck.
Your existence is healing.
I'll read you like an open book.
If you love me then precious, kill you will.
(Be mine)x3

Be, be my, be my mur, be my murder, be my murder grew, be my murder groupie.
Be my murder groupie!

09. The Smell Of Time

No matter how
We try and try
No matter what
Minutes still fly by

We try so hard
Ain't worth a dime
There's no escape
From the smell of time

Smell of time

Bingo, baby, you just won a Prius
Would you mind filling out the questionaire?
Someone goes on a phishing trip
Your life savings vaporize into thin air

Masturbation for dummies
Carrot lover or carnivore
The political agenda
Is going out the mahogany door

No matter how
We try and try
No matter what
Minutes still fly by

We try so hard
Ain't worth a dime
There's no escape
From the smell of time

Everyone despises you in the waiting line
Spanking that monkey is such a drag
You can't bring toothpaste on the plane
But we seal your liquor in a special plastic bag

Sure, the furniture's cheap
But someone always has to pay
A Messiah complex the size of the T.Rex
Can be yours to own today

Besserwissers and assholes
Take the exit to the left
That console gives you arthritis
So no more grand auto theft

Climate changes and terrorist threats
Have become part of everyday life
Mow the lawn at any cost
While your brother is banging your wife

No matter how
We try and try
No matter what
Minutes still fly by

We try so hard
Ain't worth a dime
There's no escape
From the smell of time

10. One Last Dance

Come closer
Don't fear me
I need you
To be near me
Much closer
So you hear me
Come closer
Any chance?
One last dance

Another precious day
Another precious hour
Another shot of morphine
In a life gone sour

It feels like a cruel joke
At my expense
Struggled to come to piece
But I'm drowning in turbulence

Come closer
Don't fear me
I need you
To be near me
Much closer
So you hear me
Come closer
Any chance?
One last dance

It's also trivial
This whole transfusion thing
Still I'm checking out
Positive as a funny ring

Would you do me a favor
Since I'm running a bit late
My skin is thick
Dying is a radical state

Come closer
Don't fear me
I need you
To be near me
Much closer
So you hear me
Come closer
Any chance?
One last dance

11. Do Not Disturb

Your Cv's impressive
your haircut divine
hey, that milk lasts a year

Starbucks and buttfucks
and women's lib
your taxi is here

Careful
Gentle now
Do not disturb

Global warming
SUVs
Middle east hate

Your space is myspace
That facebook profile
needs an undate

Careful
Gentle now
Do not disturb

Love me, strangle me
Jump from the balcony
Of your penthhouse

Your kid is into amateur porn
Just a click from your
Microsoft optical mouse

Where can aI reach A lGore
This weather is simply a bore

Careful
Gentle now
Do not disturb

12. Clean It Up

Spare me your lame excuses
You think i find it funny?
Take another good look
How many times can aperson screw things up?
Perhaps you're aiming for that Guinness book?

I'm done covering, it's just embarrasing
To stick your head into the sand
Won't make it go away
I know you're not dumb
Yet something clearly is missing
What did the T-shirt say?
Same shit,different day...

Wake up brother
There's no other
Than you to clean it up

I don't want to turn my back on you
I'll be the last person to abandon the ship
But there's a limit to how far
One can carry another
When all you do is slip and slip and slip

No more bull, think a little ahead
Fed up listening to your sorry ass voice
Never thought i'd call you a fool
But these nasty habits of yuo leave no choice

Clean it up
Clean it up

Wake up brother
There's no other
Than you to clean it up