Rompeprop - Menstrual Stomphulk lyrics
Tracks 01. Int(i)ro(l)
02. Dislocated Purple Stoma 03. The Erected Underwater Necro-Clitstomper 04. Zuilzalf 05. Pelikanelul 06. Swarming Of The Cysts 07. The Babyshitter 08. Cuntlava 09. Boneyard 10. Crash Test Faggots 01. Int(i)ro(l)
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02. Dislocated Purple Stoma
Dislo, Cated, Purple, Stoma !
Dislocated Purple Stoma Let me sniff your Dislocated Purple Stoma Let me taste your Dislocated Purple Stoma Let me squeeze your Dislocated Purple Stoma Let me lick your Dislo-Cated, stinking purple stoma Dislo-Cated stinking bag of shit !!! Sucking your bag! Woowoowoow! Gargle on your juice! Slit the sack, Swallow Paarse pek, Between my teeth, I lick, Remains of, Liquid shit Slit the sack, Swallow Paarse pek, Between my teeth, I lick, Remains of, Liquid shit! Thanx for your! Dislo-Cated-Purple-Stomaaaah ! 03. The Erected Underwater Necro-Clitstomper
Years ago when I still did school,
I met this girl down the swimmingpool, Just a shy girl no-one thought she was cool ! A normal girl on shore, but underwater she was more ! She was - the erected necrostomper ! Hammersmashing clit ! First she makes you drown ! Your swimmingpants pulled down ! Totally unprotected, her clit is now erected ! If you weren't dead, Sure you'ld be surprised By the fucking fact, her clit is hammersized ! Your blood stops pumping, By underwater stomping! No use for operation & forget re-animation! Her lethal stomping clit, makes your torso split ! She also smash your eggs, With that hammer between her legs! So don't you try to dump her... The erected necro stomper ! Stomp ! 04. Zuilzalf
Die zalf op m'n zuil, daar moet ik echt vanaf ja !
Vandaag of merrege pis ik me nog rechtstreeks in het graf ja ! Die lijm op m'n lans die kredde nie 1-2 weg ! Kiek m'n voorhuid hinniken, wanne peeeeech ! Zuil ! Zalf ! Bwleh! Bwleh! Bwleh!- Zuilzalf Die boter op m'n balk willik er toch een keer afstampe Maar m'n dikke dop schudt 'nee', kiek m'n aders dampe ! Met m'n duim ken ik er wel de paalpasta afragge ! Maar godverdomme dan begint m'n eikelsnaar te lache ! Gelukkig ben ik al een grote knul, Dus oma breit een hoedje voor m'n lul, M'n zuilzalf gat wel zitte broeie, In da hoedje mettie print van koeie! Zuilzalf ! Bovendien moet ik nu ook nog lere leve, Dat er steeds die smegmamuts aan m'n dop blijft kleve ! Ik voel me dan ok af en toe zo'n Domovla kalf, Mettie lulhoed op m'n lat voor m'n zuilzalf ! Zuilzalf ! Maar 1 ding Is echt goed M'n helm heeft een hoed ! 05. Pelikanelul
Pelikaan- oeh oeh !
Pelikanelul ! Pelikaan- oeh oeh ! Pelikanelul ! Ik heb 'm nooit gezien, maar toch moet ie echt bestaan, die natte aderlul van een pelikaan ! 't Enige wat ik zie dat is z'n dikke zak, die hangt dan aan z'n kin, want daar past ie met gemak ! Pelikaan- oeh oeh ! Pelikanelul ! Pelikaan- oeh oeh ! Pelikanelul ! Want als die dikke zak op de normale plaats zou zitte is er geen plek meer om kutte dicht te kitte! Ik heb het over kutte dus van vrouwtjepelikanen, die naaie d'r vanalles in van zeewier tot bananen ! Oeh ! M¡¡r wat mij, tot nu toe is ontgaan: Is die dikke natte aderlul, van die pelikaan ! Pelikaan- oeh oeh ! Pelikanelul ! Pelikaan- oeh oeh ! Pelikanelul ! 06. Swarming Of The Cysts
Swarming of the Cysts, your cancer on my fists!-ooh !
Tumourstomping so much fun, Punching cancer of your lung, Lymphatic lowkick on your dick, But you say that you're not so sick ! I don't believe you, look at you, Maligant cysts all over you Now match & I will make them swarm, But first I'll amputate your arm-woooooooh ! Swarming of the Cysts, your cancer on my fists ! Cystes vliege rond munne kop en soms vrit ik d'r inne op Daar lidde dan gij dikke gek oe bakkes lekt nog kankerpek D'r zitte vast nog bulte in die vette romp onder oe kin Dus schup ik nou oe buik d'r uit zodat de leste bult d'r uit spuit ! Kiek die wond 'ns gape ! Daar ken een perd in slape ! 07. The Babyshitter
I am the evil babyshitter parents please beware,
Your baby will inhale my shit I-don't-care ! Squat in the fucking cradle with my pants down, My hairy anus on its mouth little baby drown ! All hail for the babyshitter ! The first anal cigar is now filling tiny lungs, There comes some gass now suck my ass with your tiny tongue ! The baby looks pathetic, with its mask of shit, It makes me furious so I-get-rid-of-it ! Fuck ! You ! Kid ! 08. Cuntlava
Wa-wa-wa-wa why do you each every fucking time throw your bloodsoaked
tampons fucking away?! Don't you fucking understand I wanna suck 'em dry until I feel okay ! But now I've hidden your O.B.'s and I'm on my back for the ultimate ride, Sit on my face, I can smell your cunt so honey open wide ! Expectations...completely fulfilled, She squats on my face her cunt looks killed... Black ketchup covers my eyes and it also covers my ears, And my nose fucking makes her shit, I'm touched can't you see my tears?! Crying I swallow, menstrual pulp and shit, Come fill my stomach filthy kid! But then she walks away and I wipe my eyes and ears, That bloodcunt on my face belonged to Britney... Spears ! 1, 2, menstruation! Cuntlava ! Cuntlava ! Cuntlava, 1, 2, 3, 4, Fuck ! 09. Boneyard
Strolling through my boneyard
A ghoulish midnight stride A walk among the corpses Fills my heart with pride... A score of screaming victims To me they scream no more 40 or 400 I've lost count Buried 'neath the earthen floor... One by one they met their doom Through macabre & nefarious means Midnight in my boneyard The wind blows through the trees... 10. Crash Test Faggots
Ready for countdown!
6-5-4-3-2-1 Crash! Test! Faggot! Crash! Test! Gay! I'm going to tell you story about certain people, People wich I have a perfect vacancy for They're called transsexuals, And travestites Assfucking faggots- they don't deserve rights! Hahaha... listen faggots!! There is this factory, around the corner you see, Let's gather transsexuals, and kill them brutal for me! Remove the testdummies, and use transsexuals instead, I can't wait to witness, the E-normous impact! Crrrash !!! Served transsexual genitals now look like splatter, Witness the torso get squashed is obviouslyyyy, what matters to me! 6-5-4-3-2-1, Next in line please! Crash! Test! Faggot! Crash! Test! Gay!- Die and make my day !!! |