Primus - Green Naugahyde lyrics
Tracks 01. Prelude To A Crawl
02. Hennepin Crawler 03. Last Salmon Man 04. Eternal Consumption Engine 05. Tragedy's A' Comin 06. Eyes Of The Squirrel 07. Jilly's On Smack 08. Lee Van Cleef 09. Moron TV 10. Green Ranger 11. HOINFODAMAN 12. Extinction Burst 13. Salmon Men 01. Prelude To A Crawl
[Instrumental]
02. Hennepin Crawler
Well you can ride the hennenpin crawler for a dollar
Peddle it around the world You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar Impress them steam punk girls If you ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar You'll feel that burn in your thigh Cause when you ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar You get to touch that pie in the sky He'll show his crusty old pickle for a nickel Must say I'd rather not He tried to show a girl off of florence street He's damn lucky he didn't get caught Fell asleep on night with a lit cigarette As he tried to drink away his pain When a fireman doused his burnt out shack All they found was a greasy stain Go go Go go Go go Go go Go Now you can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar And peddle your cares away You ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar You best be prepared to pay Cause when you ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar There's no friends or cuttin' deals You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar Sweat's gonna grease them wheels Go go Go go Go go Go go Go go Go go Go go Go He tried to buy a lotta ore for a quarter Way back in the olden days He sold his soul for a donut hole He could muster the nerve to ask for a raise She sold sea shells and other things Down by the old sea shore When she sold her song to a beer commercial She looked like a filthy whore Haha Go go Go go Go go Go Now you can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar Peddle it around the world You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar Impress them steam punk girls You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar You feel that burn in your thigh Cause when you ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar You get to bite that pie in the sky You get to bite that pie in the sky You get to bite that pie in the sky You get to bite that pie in the sky You get to bite that pie in the sky Go go Go go Go go Go go Hennepin, hennepin crawler Hennepin, hennepin crawler Hennepin, hennepin crawler You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar 03. Last Salmon Man
The river water diverts to other places
To nurture central valley seeds The northern waters that slosh desert fairways Fulfill So-Cal golfers needs The Mighty Chook, it used to run the rivers To the grounds where they spawn Thin numbers, as the shipping ferries waned Pretty soon, they'll all be gone Jimmy Mac runs the trawler of his father Who got it passed down from his Pa Three closed seasons, and a banknote on his shoulder That Jimmy's hidin' from the law Jimmy watched, as the bulk of the fleet Sold their boats and moved away But after the stroke, he promised to his father He'd do his best to stay He'd remember the days when his father used to show him How to set the temp on the fuel? His hand upon his shoulder, he looked out at the water Said, "Son it is my fear, that you'll be the Last Salmon Man." You're the Last Salmon Man You're the Last Salmon Man You're the Last Salmon Man, from the Macgoverner's? Clan 2010 they re-opened North Cal. Waters To the salmon chasing slew Four straight days, Jimmy trolled the jagged coastline But, the fish were far and few Jimmy watched as the bulk of the fleet Packed their boats and moved away But on his death bed, he promised to his father He'd do his best to stay He'd remember the days when his father used to show him How to set the temp on the fuel? His hand upon his shoulder, he looked out at the water Said, "Son it is my fear, that you'll be the Last Salmon Man." Last Salmon Man He's the Last Salmon Man He's the Last Salmon Man He's the Last Salmon Man, from the Macgoverner's? Clan 04. Eternal Consumption Engine
Oh I like it
Oh man I like it I like it, I think I'm gonna like it I like it, I think I'm gonna like it I like it, I really really like it I think I'm gonna buy cause I really, really like it Sell me something Sell me something Oh I like it, I really really like it I like it, I really really like it I like it, I think I'm gonna buy it I think I'm gonna buy cause I really, really like it Eternal Consumption Engine Here in the USA Eternal Consumption Engine Sure do like to spend our pay Eternal Consumption Engine More make it more I'll buy Eternal Consumption Engine Slangin' out the slices of American Pie Eternal Consumption Engine Every time I get a little bit bored Eternal Consumption Engine Head to the Wally-Mart store Eternal Consumption Engine Livin' high on the greasy hog Eternal Consumption Engine As long as they don't deport my job Eternal Consumption Engine Cause Everything's is made in China Eternal Consumption Engine Everything nowadays is made in China Eternal Consumption Engine Eternal Consumption Engine Eternal Consumption Engine Eternal Consumption Engine Eternal Consumption Engine Eternal Consumption Engine Eternal Consumption Engine Eternal Consumption Engine (Everything's made in China) Eternal Consumption Engine (Everything's made in China) Eternal Consumption Engine (Everything's made in China) Eternal Consumption Engine (Everything's made in China) Eternal Consumption Engine Everything's made in China Everything's made in China Everything's made in China Everything nowadays is made in China 05. Tragedy's A' Comin
Tragedy's A' Comin'
And I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside There's no place to run and hide Tragedy's A' Comin' And I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside Damn my bastard pride From the middle of nowhere He rides it all alone From the edges of somewhere He's grindin' flesh and bone From the fringes of darkness He breathes a steady hand And the tinges of poison Come seeping from his glands Tragedy's A' Comin' And I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside There's no place to run and hide Tragedy's A' Comin' And I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside Damn my bastard pride If you ask him nicely Perhaps he'll go away Just move politely And beg him not to stay With a mouth full of garbage He spits into your eye And an ear full of pity He'll teach you how to die Tragedy's A' Comin' And I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside There's no place to run and hide Tragedy's A' Comin' And I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside Goddamn my bastard pride She stands before us With a Bible in her grasp When she opens her mouth up You can hear the wretched rasp Like a bucket of barnacles She's abrasive to the skin Like the ignorant masses That hope someday she'll win Tragedy's A' Comin' And I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside There's no place to run and hide Tragedy's A' Comin' And I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside Damn my bastard pride Tragedy's poundin' Hard against your door And the cancer's eating At your inner core And you're feeling helpless Can't control the game Do you fade away softly Or go out in a ball of flames 'cause Tragedy's A' Comin' And I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside There's no place to run and hide Tragedy's A' Comin' And I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside Damn this bastard pride 06. Eyes Of The Squirrel
The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching
The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching Barry swing his bat Piano playing Cats Big mouth drunken whores The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching Drama That's for free On reality tv Where's that tuna casserole The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching As we change our minds At least a half a dozen times I will lead the reveille The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching The Oil's constant flow Through the Gulf of Mexico Anyone for battered shrimp? The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching Some idiot start to fester Where he Shot that child molester Some call him hero, some call him con The Eyes of The Squirrel are Watching Another arrogant ass Says he's got an N word pass What the hell's an N word pass The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching Brad and Angeline Expand their family Who's gonna be the next Octomom The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching Obama wave his pecker At the Infrastructure wreckers Sayin' what you gonna do about that gun control The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching 07. Jilly's On Smack
Jilly's on smack, and she won't be comin' back
No she won't be comin' back, for the holidays Jilly's on smack, and she won't be comin' back No she won't be comin' back, for the holidays Jilly left home Went to pick her own bone She made her own In the marketplace Now Jilly's on smack, and she won't be comin' back No she won't be comin' back For these holidays Now Jilly's on smack, and she won't be comin' back No she won't be comin' back For the holidays Jilly had a smile That spanned over a mile She left him standing in the aisles Of the big parade Jilly always phoned her mother Emailed daily to her brother Til she took a junkie lover And began to fade Now Jilly's on smack, and she won't be comin' back No she won't be comin' back For the holidays Jilly's on smack and she won't be comin' back No she won't be comin' back For the holidays Jilly's on smack and she won't be comin' back No she won't be comin' back For them holidays 08. Lee Van Cleef
Got a badge, a Red Rider at Rocket Camp out at (Nohack?) Peak
Lookin' for jailbirds left and right tryin'a knock 'em up out the trees Everybody I know's watchin' Clint, we all like watchin' Clint Hi Hi Hi Hiii All the li'l Snaps wanna be like Clint; they all wanna be like Clint But I wanna be like Lee Van Cleef; ya know I wanna be like Lee Whatever happened to Lee Van Cleef; whatever happened to Lee? A yellow Studebaker with a 302, I see the green naugahyde He put a coupla dings in that pick-up truck, a few more dents in his pride At Hilltop Drive-In they're watchin' Clint; they all like watchin' Clint Hi Hi Hi Hiii All the babies scream they wanna see ol' Clint; they all wanna see ol' Clint But I wanna see Lee Van Cleef; ya know I'd like to see ol' Lee Whatever happened to Lee Van Cleef; whatever happened to Lee? (Just a lil ol' tease o' Ler...) Now the Studebaker's gone, Lee's passed on, Clint's still sharp as can be Hilltop Drive-In is an Auto Mall, but no one's built over Lee He'll get a kick outta watchin' Clint, we all get a kick outta Clint Hi Hi Hi Hiii But Lee never been none quite like Clint, there's really only one Clint But I really did like Lee Van Cleef; I sure did really like Lee Whatever happened to Lee Van Cleef; whatever happened to Lee? (Now for the full Ler experience...) We still get a kick outta watchin' Clint; we all get a kick outta Clint Hi Hi Hi Hiii There ain't never been one quite like Clint, there's really only one Clint I always did like Lee Van Cleef; always did like Lee Nobody's steely like Lee Van Cleef. Whatever happened to Lee? Whatever happened to Lee Van Cleef? Don't forget about Lee 09. Moron TV
She feeds her face with cheddar balls
As my brain cells start to pop She licks her fingers stares away Her I.Q. slowly drops I pry my eyes as best I can From that big electric stain She feeds her face with cheddar balls And stuffs more nonsense in her brain Just when I thought I'd seen it all They pull a cretin from the shelves And flash that filth under their nails To make us feel better about ourselves As they ooze across the screen Like a pustule gutted troll We fill their coffers full of gold And praise the skill of asshole More on tv There's gotta be More on tv There's gotta be More on tv Than just Moron tv More on tv There's gotta be More on tv There's gotta be More on tv Than just Moron tv More on tv There's gotta be More on tv There's gotta be More on tv Than just Moron tv That one's famous for a sex tape That one's famous from her dad That one had more babies Than anyone's ever had That one married a rock star That made all the little girls squeal And that one wants to be President 'Cause she's got moron appeal More on tv There's gotta be More on tv There's gotta be More on tv Than just Moron tv More on tv There's gotta be More on tv There's gotta be More on tv Than just Moron tv 10. Green Ranger
I took a ride with the Green Ranger,
Stepped up and showed me lots of things. He'd liquefy my eye and slice it up like pie, Now at night my right ear always rings. I took a ride with the Green Ranger, Things were not quite what I had thought. The (Nirvana) city fire, turned my nostril hairs to wire. That's the night I'd nearly lost the block. (plot?) [Incomprehensible Piker Banter] It electrifies the night, it magnifies the sight, Watch out or you might just lose the plot. Who wants to ride with the Green Ranger. It electrifies the night, it magnifies the sight, Watch out or you might just lose the plot. Who wants to ride with the Green Ranger. It electrifies the night, it magnifies the sight, Watch out or you might just lose the plot. Who wants to ride with the Green Ranger. It electrifies the night, it magnifies the sight, Watch out or you might just lose the plot. Who wants to ride with the Green Ranger. 11. HOINFODAMAN
How 'bout one of them foot long sandwiches?
Got some tasty cola right here Now look at that Chevy go She's faster than greased up lightning Soda pops and pimple cream will gladly kick ya down the green Just coat your cred with vaseline and shove it up your ass I used to be a pimp But now I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoinfodaman I used to be a pimp But now I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoin' for the advertising Advertising man Oh man, that's a juicy burger Crispy on them fries please I used to be a pimp But now I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoinfodaman I used to be a pimp But now I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoin' for the advertising Advertising man (He used to be a pimp But now he's hoinfodaman He's hoinfodaman He's hoinfodaman He used to be a pimp But now he's hoinfodaman He's hoin' for the advertising Advertising man) Soda pops and pimple cream will always kick ya down the green But the worst thing about ol' Charlie Sheen is when Hanes, they sold his ass I used to be a pimp But now I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoinfodaman I used to be a pimp But now I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoin' for the advertising Advertising man He used to be a pimp But now he's hoinfodaman He's hoinfodaman He's hoinfodaman He used to be a pimp But now he's hoinfodaman He's hoin' for the advertising Advertising man 12. Extinction Burst
Today is going to be the greatest day of your life
Today is going to be the greatest day of your life Today is going to be the greatest day of your life With a head full of pancakes, a gut full of rot He shoots from the hip for one final Extinction burst Extinction burst Extinction burst Extinction burst He ran like a bastard and jumped like an ape He left the crowd cheering his one final Extinction burst Extinction burst Extinction burst Extinction burst Extinction burst Extinction burst Extinction burst Extinction burst Randy throws fastballs like man's never known Kobayashi ate hot dogs to take the throne The avocado is shedding its pit Beef on a pancake to a tree don't mean shit Extinction burst Extinction burst Extinction burst Extinction burst Today is going to be the greatest day of your life Today is going to be the day you get up on your heels and fight In the face of all that you disdain you will burn so bright Extinction burst 13. Salmon Men
Last salmon man
The last salmon man The last salmon man The last salmon man Last salmon man The last salmon man The last salmon man The last salmon man Last salmon man The last salmon man The last salmon man The last salmon man |