I'll tell you about a pirate ship and
A story of infamous crew.
They used to roam the endless sea in an
Unsuccessfull quest for loot.

The only thing that was on their mind
Was getting drunk, but instead of
Putting their faith in cannons and swords
They drained the strenght, from the keg!

Set the course to the nearest tavern!
Bring us rum, bring us barrels of ale!
So let's drink like there's no tomorrow,
While the endless sea we sail!

Set the course to the nearest tavern!
Bring us rum, bring us barrels of ale!
So let's drink like there's no tomorrow,
While the endless sea we sail!

Captain of this shitty wreckage
Lost his leg and penis too.
Pissing drunk from the top deck
Wasn't so clever thing to do.

Crew was drunk and the shark was hungry
Jumped and bit, his penis of they
Laughed out loud proposed a toast
Coz' Captain's penis was so lost!

Set the course to the nearest tavern!
Bring us rum, bring us barrels of ale!
So let's drink like there's no tomorrow
While the endless sea we sail!

Set the course to the nearest tavern!
Bring us rum, bring us barrels of ale!
So let's drink like there's no tomorrow
While the endless sea we sail!

Captain's d*** was very unfortunate,
Eaten by ferocious beast!
So let's drink, for captain's penis,
While the endless sea we sail!

Set the course to the nearest tavern!
Bring us rum, bring us barrels of ale!
So let's drink like there's no tomorrow,
While the endless sea we sail!

Set the course to the nearest tavern!
Bring us rum, bring us barrels of ale!
So let's drink like there's no tomorrow,
While the endless sea we sail!

Hey, mates, welcome here
To the City filled with sin.
There's a House down the street
Where ol' Jenny you will meet.

She won't give you any gold,
But she can keep a pirate warm.
So don't think twice before you go,
Her tea will cause your mind to blow.

So take! A drink! From Crack Jenny's teacup,
Just bring the cash, and stay all night
She'll make you spin, inside your head.
So take! A drink! From Crack Jenny's teacup,
Drink up, me hearties, coz the night's still young!

Hey!!!

Every pirate needs his rum,
But i know another kind of fun.
So listen close, my mates,
In Crack Jenny, I put my faith.

She won't give you any gold,
But she can keep a pirate warm.
So don't think twice before you go,
Her tea will cause your mind to blow.

So take! A drink! From Crack Jenny's teacup,
Just bring the cash, and stay all night
She'll make you spin, inside your head.
So take! A drink! From Crack Jenny's teacup,
Drink up, me hearties, coz the night's still young!

Hey!!!

So take! A drink! From Crack Jenny's teacup,
Just bring the cash, and stay all night
She'll make you spin, inside your head.
So take! A drink! From Crack Jenny's teacup,
Drink up, me hearties, coz the night's still young!

Ages ago in this hell of a place,
I met my girl, Destiny.
Worked as a whore, her heart was still pure.
I fell in love, with Destiny.
She didn't care, she pleased other men,
But I couldn't stand this blasphemy.

I'll hit her in the head and throw her on the bed,
She took my youth away,
And now she will pay.
Destiny was crude, indelicate and rude.
She'll feel my pain and dread,
And wish that she was dead

I left my home to forget about her,
My one true love, Destiny.
Sailed away to a distant land,
But I only found Misery.
Now I'm an old man full of regrets,
And haunted by memories.

I'll hit her in the head and throw her on the bed,
She took my youth away,
And now she will pay.
Destiny was crude, indelicate and rude.
She'll feel my pain and dread,
And wish that she was dead

I'll hit her in the head and throw her on the bed,
She took my youth away,
And now she will pay.
Destiny was crude, indelicate and rude.
She'll feel my pain and dread,
And wish that she was dead

Drinking for ages,
Much longer than you,
Since time of titans
And glory of zeus
Tried every drink,
But the beer was the one,
Life was really good
And then it was done

My loved ones were worried
And begged me, begged me to stop.
But my feelings for ale
Were stronger than love.

All hail the barrel of ale,
Mighty brew that forever will prevail
For this glorious thing, come my mate, and let's have a drink

One night,
It started to snow,
I was so drunk
I lost my way home.

Fallen asleep,
On a bench in a park,
Was dreaming i'm dying
Got burried alive.

But the beer in my belly
Was keeping me warm and calm.
Melt down the white death,
And saved me from harm and fall

All hail the barrel of ale,
Mighty brew that forever will prevail
For this glorious thing, come my mate, and let's have a drink

My friends, I stand before you
To tell a truth most dire
There lurks a traitor in our midst
Who haS invoked the captain's ire

He don't deserve no mercy
We ought to shoot him with a gun
But I am not an evil man
So first let's have a little fun

Ha-ha-ha!

We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope
And throw him overboard
Drag him underneath the ship
A terrifying, deadly trip

Keelhaul that filthy landlubber, send him down to the depths below!
Make that bastard walk the plank, with a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho!

Keelhaul that filthy landlubber, send him down to the depths below!
Make that bastard walk the plank, with a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho!

I will not say what he has done
His sins are far too great to tell
It's not my place to judge a man
But for them he will burn in hell

The sharks will dine upon his flesh
And Davy Jones will have his soul
Take his money and his hat
He won't need them where he's gonna go

We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope
And throw him overboard
Drag him underneath the ship
A terrifying, deadly trip

Keelhaul that filthy landlubber, send him down to the depths below!
Make that bastard walk the plank, with a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho!

Keelhaul that filthy landlubber, send him down to the depths below!
Make that bastard walk the plank, with a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho!

We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope
And throw him overboard
Drag him underneath the ship
A terrifying, deadly trip

Keelhaul that filthy landlubber, send him down to the depths below!
Make that bastard walk the plank, with a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho!

Keelhaul that filthy landlubber, send him down to the depths below!
Make that bastard walk the plank, with a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho!