Sounds like a pack of grown adults in a Discovery Zone ball pit who also have some anthrax.

Listen

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Endorsed by: Marcel Hubregtse, Fat & Sassy!, X-Ray Rod

It's like when someone tells you that someone you don't know is weird and you go give that someone a shot because "weird" is overused and then you find out that, yeah, he is weird.

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Endorsed by: ScreamingSteelUS

If you find Firebirds and energy weapons interesting, or maybe you're a sucker for witches and have nasty yankee mannerisms, you know--you're not listening to this obsessively yet why? Truly we're living in an age of great Clutch albums.

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Endorsed by: Introspekrieg, Ivor, X-Ray Rod, BitterCOld, Deadsoulman

Better mixing. Better pizza. And I'm all out of gum, papa John.

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Endorsed by: X-Ray Rod

Poaching another Fenriz-Approved, stream it right here.

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Endorsed by: Marcel Hubregtse

Half from 2014, half from 1988/89, all ugly as a whole.

Vocals are the highlight.

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Endorsed by: Fat & Sassy!, X-Ray Rod

It's kinda like Midnight with a bigger beer gut.

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Endorsed by: Doc G., BitterCOld, X-Ray Rod

Perfect Christmas gift idea for those uncles of yours who've been so drunk and so Metal since the late-70s/early-80s they didn't realize this year's Christmas already happened. Also this is probably the closest we'll get to a new Aura Noir track at the moment. The fuck else you want?

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MEAN sounding stuff to pound down beers and pound other stuff down to and stuff like that kind of you know.

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The Body does their The Body thing for the first half, then Sandworm takes over and sandworms you to fuck with their early Burzumish, garage rockish, raw black metal.

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Endorsed by: Auntie Sahar

Another poach from Fenriz's Band of the Week thing here. Totally raw, totally good album.

Click for tunes.

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Endorsed by: X-Ray Rod

Here's an oldie that's just been reissued and that's guaranteed to wreck some shit and stuff.

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No amount of febrezing will save you, this thing is putrid.

Stream it here.

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Endorsed by: Ag Fox, X-Ray Rod

More Mayhem and Mayhem never fucks around.

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Endorsed by: X-Ray Rod, Daniell, Auntie Sahar, Doc G., Darkside Momo

If you want to feel like a miserable, hateful catatonic for some reason, click here.

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Endorsed by: Marcel Hubregtse, Ag Fox, X-Ray Rod, Darkside Momo