It may seem trite. Okay it kind of is. But it's still fun. What's the most kvlt band you can think of? I was thinking either Kvist or Thergothon.

You didn't even spell kvlt properly.

Picky, picky...

Good. Now I can answer.

Anyway, the most kvlt bands are probably the underground bands that pre-dated the internet. Nothing's sacred anymore, the kvlt ideology is fast becoming extinct.

Probably Insane Clown Posse or Bach.

Maybe any of the crap stemming from Les Légions Noires but for a better and more modern iteration there's always the Black Circle Twilight.

Stuff from the COTDM

If there is a band with a title like ''Most kvlt evar'' then chances are that noone knows it. No, not even you or Mr Corpsepaint.

Indeed, the most kvlt bands are the ones nobody knows about.

Nobody, not even the band members.

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 09.06.2011 at 19:13

Stuff from the COTDM

For someone who bitches about people using abbreviations you're gonna have to do some elaborating there Marcel.

Written by [user id=4365] on 09.06.2011 at 19:26

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 09.06.2011 at 19:13

Stuff from the COTDM

For someone who bitches about people using abbreviations you're gonna have to do some elaborating there Marcel.

Circle Of True Doom

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 09.06.2011 at 19:31




Circle Of True Doom

Never heard of it. Guess I'm not true enough...

I bet Marcel still has COTDM members over for visits on a regular basis.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 09.06.2011 at 19:42

I bet Marcel still has COTDM members over for visits on a regular basis.

I mostly have people over like Mourning Dawn and Ataraxie that don't play doom according to most of the COTD members. Actually the only band/person I had over who could be part of COTD is Procession, but then again they consider Ataraxie doom as well so they are probably not true enough for the COTD

If i've heard of it, it isn't kvlt.

Agreed with OBC. In fact, if a band is in our database at all, it isn't kvlt.

Written by [user id=115335] on 09.06.2011 at 19:03

Probably Insane Clown Posse or Bach.

I dunno, Limp Bizkit is at least as kvlt as ICP.

What the hell does Kvlt means ?

Written by Guib on 10.06.2011 at 01:15

What the hell does Kvlt means ?

Black metal along the lines of this.

Written by [user id=111774] on 10.06.2011 at 03:19

Written by Guib on 10.06.2011 at 01:15

What the hell does Kvlt means ?

Black metal along the lines of this.

You've just unkvlted this band by exposing it, and risking its fanbase growing from 0 to 1 person.

Actually that's a pretty famous example of a bad black metal video and therefore not entitled to kvlt status.

The first rule of being kvlt is that you do not talk about how kvlt something is. The second rule of being kvlt is that DO NOT talk about how kvlt something is.

Ok man this is ridiculous I went to inform my self on the subject.. over internet. Wow this is pure bull shit really this kvlt thing is a simple joke.
oh and I forgot
Fuck black metal man...

Written by Guib on 10.06.2011 at 19:52

Ok man this is ridiculous I went to inform my self on the subject.. over internet. Wow this is pure bull shit really this kvlt thing is a simple joke.
oh and I forgot
Fuck black metal man...

Fuck an entire genre because some bands suck ass?

Written by Guib on 10.06.2011 at 19:52

Fuck black metal man...

You just cut yourself off from the most diverse and interesting (and relevant) form of metal. Congrats!

Written by Guib on 10.06.2011 at 19:52

oh and I forgot
Fuck black metal man...

Written by Guib on 10.06.2011 at 19:52


Fuck black metal man...

Why? I mean yes it isn't technical, but the best black metal bands can create an atmosphere like no other genre, and in a way, to compensate for their lack of technicality, BM bands usually tend to have a multi-layered approach to their music. To be fair, I do blindly knock off power metal, I find it way too nerdy ( no offense to anyone, not that power metal is for nerds or that it makes you one).

Written by Guib on 10.06.2011 at 19:52

Fuck black metal man...

I will say Craft is my favorite "kvlt" band.

Written by Guib on 10.06.2011 at 19:52

Ok man this is ridiculous I went to inform my self on the subject.. over internet. Wow this is pure bull shit really this kvlt thing is a simple joke.

Yeesh, take it easy man. There's only so much seriousness people can handle.

Is there anyone who actually used the word kvlt seriously? (and TR00)

Written by [user id=115335] on 11.06.2011 at 02:10

Is there anyone who actually used the word kvlt seriously? (and TR00)

Today a customer asked me where to find the toilet paper in our flyer.

I told her it's too kvlt to find.