Because I must inflict this upon others, I give you two singles from Babymetal, the newest project from Japan for driving people like us insane.



It's like the worst parts of nu metal and J-Pop were blended together. And if you think this one was bad, watch the other one. Just wait for the "rap" segment. You'll know it when you see it.



inb4 Japan is weird. This goes beyond "weird;" this hurts. The thing is, I like some J-Pop (mostly because I like electronic music in general), and I like heavy metal (obviously), and I even wouldn't mind if there wasn't some kind of fusion between the two, but it would MOST DEFINITELY NOT sound like this. This is just painfully bad.

Nevertheless, my opinions aside, what are your reactions?

User Flower Metal already inflicted this metal band on us :-(

This is some of the very very very very very very very worst shit around.
Give me Justin Bieber any time of the day. At least he doesn't pretend to be metal

Oh my god.... I'm thinking music is gonna get mashed together and combined as much as the blood and genes in the world will be eventually. Every form of musical combination is bound to happen eventually, but to THIS ^, JESUS WEPT.

Written by -DC-002- on 20.03.2012 at 02:08

JESUS WEPT.

I'd rathe play Dark Angel's song by that name and I am sure He is still weeping because of Babyshite

Doesn't this sound like that band that was reviewed here around X-mas, *looks for it* Blood Stain Child?

I'd probably like it if not for this bizarre hate I have against music sung in Asian languages and all the visual kei influence.

It's pretty much a summary of everything I hate. I mean EVERYTHING!

Kill it... KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Come on! Really???? Wtf isthis shit? I don't waste my fucking time in this kind of music. Seriously! lol

This sounds like 90's europop mixed with metal and on top of it three pre teen japanese schoolgirls.....wow the pedophiles will have a field day with this

Well.. I listened to them, without looking at those ugly colorful things. Bad, but not the worst thing I've ever listened to.

Glad to see my reccomendations to stop giving them visibility has been kept. Why create a topic on these guys. This is about as pointless as the Bieber discussion

In addition to BoxCar's comment, Kill it before it breeds

Please, someone delete those videos from here or this kind of virus might spread around...

Clearly they're the next Sigh/Boris. I don't know what you guys are talking about

That was just horrendous. And I thought listening (and dancing ) to Blood Stain Child's Epsilon was bad enough.

Aren't girls are hawwt?!

You know the ending of Planet of the Apes, where Charlton Heston finds the ruined Statue of Liberty and the sight is so horrific to him and the inhumanity of it all is so overwhelming that he can do nothing but fall to his knees, pound the earth with his bare fist and scream "Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!!"?

Yeah, I kinda feel that way about this.

Written by [user id=111172] on 20.03.2012 at 17:42

Baby Metal is Kvlt

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Written by Apatheria on 20.03.2012 at 20:53

You know the ending of Planet of the Apes, where Charlton Heston finds the ruined Statue of Liberty and the sight is so horrific to him and the inhumanity of it all is so overwhelming that he can do nothing but fall to his knees, pound the earth with his bare fist and scream "Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!!"?

Yeah, I kinda feel that way about this.

You would have said in a very simple way, the way you just said in second last line of the last five words. Y U GO AL DA WAAY.>!!

Written by [user id=111172] on 20.03.2012 at 17:42

Baby Metal is Kvlt

I love the Fox Sign, I am a Baby Metal fan

Why am I not surprised. I think I'll have a heart attack and DIE . . . from not being surprised.

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 20.03.2012 at 21:32

Written by Apatheria on 20.03.2012 at 20:53

You know the ending of Planet of the Apes, where Charlton Heston finds the ruined Statue of Liberty and the sight is so horrific to him and the inhumanity of it all is so overwhelming that he can do nothing but fall to his knees, pound the earth with his bare fist and scream "Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!!"?

Yeah, I kinda feel that way about this.

You would have said in a very simple way, the way you just said in second last line of the last five words. Y U GO AL DA WAAY.>!!

I felt like elaborating on my pain, I guess. :v

Sounds crunk as fuck.

Written by Unhealer on 20.03.2012 at 04:45

Doesn't this sound like that band that was reviewed here around X-mas, *looks for it* Blood Stain Child?

Hey, hey, hey! Back off, chump. D:<

And this Baby Metal band is hilarious. Japan must be a wondrous place.

EDIT: Oh god. That second song was too much. XD Anyone bashing this shit is just... well, just silly. It's like bashing Disney Channel music. It's not really meant to be taken seriously or even "good". Sure, it sucks, but it's no big deal. :3

Written by Fat & Sassy! on 21.03.2012 at 05:28

Written by Unhealer on 20.03.2012 at 04:45

Doesn't this sound like that band that was reviewed here around X-mas, *looks for it* Blood Stain Child?

Hey, hey, hey! Back off, chump. D:<

And this Baby Metal band is hilarious. Japan must be a wondrous place.

EDIT: Oh god. That second song was too much. XD Anyone bashing this shit is just... well, just silly. It's like bashing Disney Channel music. It's not really meant to be taken seriously or even "good". Sure, it sucks, but it's no big deal. :3

So like Blood Stain Child?

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 21.03.2012 at 05:36

Written by Fat & Sassy! on 21.03.2012 at 05:28

Written by Unhealer on 20.03.2012 at 04:45

Doesn't this sound like that band that was reviewed here around X-mas, *looks for it* Blood Stain Child?

Hey, hey, hey! Back off, chump. D:<

And this Baby Metal band is hilarious. Japan must be a wondrous place.

EDIT: Oh god. That second song was too much. XD Anyone bashing this shit is just... well, just silly. It's like bashing Disney Channel music. It's not really meant to be taken seriously or even "good". Sure, it sucks, but it's no big deal. :3

So like Blood Stain Child?

I KEEL YOU. >_> No, it's kinda like someone recorded a bunch of teenies shitting over the good elements of BSC's latest ("But there are no good elements, Fats." HEY SHUDDAP.). But knowing Japan, they probably have music literally like that too. D:

Written by Fat & Sassy! on 21.03.2012 at 05:42


I KEEL YOU. >_> No, it's kinda like someone recorded a bunch of teenies shitting over the good elements of BSC's latest ("But there are no good elements, Fats." HEY SHUDDAP.). But knowing Japan, they probably have music literally like that too. D:

Sorry, to burst you bubble, but I didn't find any good elements in BSC's latest or earlier workss like you guessed I would say. Bt this crap is even worse than that shit.
Trust Japan to come up with the worst ever possible music and try to market it as metal when in fact it only has a minute of metal in it or so.

This may just be th greatest thing I have ever heard. I was leterally rolling on the ground in tears of laughter. Brilliant.

Kinda catchy.

People who are bashing this colorful innovative band are too fucking mainstream. they just don't know the essence of their talent and execution, rather they don't know anything about the Japan's Metal music. i think guys need to just dig it more out of this band. #Respect.

I dig it, and by 'it' I mean a deep hole in which to bury this so I won't have to be subjected to such an abomination any longer. Fair enough if you like J-pop, fair enough if you like metal, but for me combining the two just doesn't work.
Still, the Japanese are great when it comes to giving you a nice thorough mindfuck.