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That Cool Band - Their cool new album (snarky comment) |
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Another Cool Band - Their almost as cool new album (snarkier comment) |
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A band you've never heard of - An album with 4 votes (flashing my KVLT SQVAD badge) |
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A band from a country I couldn't find on a map - An album in a language I don't understand (snarky comment processed into said language via googletranslate) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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A Highly Rated Artist - A Relatively Straightforward Album Featuring A Badgermin So People Lose Their Collective Shit At His Vision (Yes, A Badgermin Is A Real Thing. Someone Actually Mixed A Theremin With A Stuffed Badger. Google It.) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Some NSBM Act - Some Album Encouraging Goosestepping And Genocide (Comment Challenging Management's Decision Not To Feature Goostestepping Wastes Of Oxygen) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Sludge Or Stoner Album With Female Singer - An Album On Par With Pretty Much Most The Year's Sludge Releases (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of crude) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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That band most people hate - Their latest abortion (Being cool by siding against the grain) |
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Black Metal Band With Indecipherable Name - Concept Album About Someone Turning From the Light To The Dark (Grim! Kvlt! Necro!) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Band - Album (Comment) |
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Power Trio - Two Dudes And A Wookie (GHR(GDLSGlDSHG) |
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Test - Test (snarky comment) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Funeral Doom Band - Album With Black Cover (References to Epic Length songs with Glacial Pace And An Obscure And Amusing Form Of Suicide) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Some Band - An Album Released Outside The Established Time Parameters Of The List (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of general unawareness of chronology) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Thrash Band - Album Rehashing The 80s (Action Verb! Thrash! Mosh!) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Thrash Band From The 80's - Album In Which You Wish They Would Rehash The 80's (No Thrash! No Mosh! Geritol!) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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An album outside my regular genre wheelhouse - Their cool new album (Showing off my diverse tastes) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Band That Replaced Their Lead Singer Because They Were A Dick/Gash - Album With New Front Person (Ohmigod They Have Injected New Life Into The Band) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Lead Singer That Replaced His Entire Band And Went Solo Because He's A Massive Throbbing Helmet - Album Named After Lead Singer (God He Sucks Now) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Some Drone Band - A 7 Hour Album Consisting Of One Song (I Dug This One When The Ambien Wore Off Before It Ended) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Band That Replaced Their Lead Singer Because They Were A Dick/Gash - Album With New Front Person (God THEY Suck Now, Bring Back The Old Singer) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Sludge Or Stoner Album With A Male Singer - An Album On Par With Pretty Much Most The Year's Sludge Releases (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of crude) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Post Metal Band With A One Word Name - An Album You Wish Was Instrumental (The Music Was Cool Enough But Why Is The Singer SHOUTING AT ME At 900% The Volume In The Mix?) |
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A Band You Thought Was Dead - An Album From The Vault Packaged As If New (Wishing You Had Your $13.99 Back) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Generic Power Metal Band - Album Title That Sounds Like Pulled From The Magic Weapons Section O The DM'S Guide (The passersby were surprised by the Prismatic Spray) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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That Band On Bandcamp With A Ridiculous Name - That Name Your Price Album With The Muppers Re-Enacting An Ozzy Album On The Cover (Not Worth The Time To Enter 0 In The Amount Section) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Japanese Metal Band Fronted By Girls 7 Minutes Out Of The Womb - Judo Chop! (Inflammatory Comments) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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That Cool Band Everyone Likes - That Album That Is Highly Rated (Aren't I An Iconoclast?!?!) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood) |
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Dream Theater - This Is The Double Album That Never Ends (The mvsical equivalent of what everyone sitting on their couch in their boxers browsing pornhub is doing) |
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I Was Bored - And Drunk (With Entirely Too Much Time On My Hands) |
