You all are posers. Metal is not about destroying the cultures of others. It is about creating our own sub-culture, and living in it, and not letting all those emo scene malcore fags in. thats what it is about, being yourself and loving metal.

Written by Deadpool on 09.05.2009 at 01:58

You all are posers.

Yep. And I am proud to be a poser!

Written by Deadpool on 09.05.2009 at 01:58

You all are posers.

no shit, sherlock. i copped to it years ago when the thread opened.

some day, if i eat my vegetables, take my vitamins, and try real hard, maybe i'll be as true as you.

Written by Deadpool on 09.05.2009 at 01:58

You all are posers. Metal is not about destroying the cultures of others. It is about creating our own sub-culture, and living in it, and not letting all those emo scene malcore fags in. thats what it is about, being yourself and loving metal.

Well said

Written by BitterCOld on 09.05.2009 at 03:34

Written by Deadpool on 09.05.2009 at 01:58

You all are posers.

no shit, sherlock. i copped to it years ago when the thread opened.

some day, if i eat my vegetables, take my vitamins, and try real hard, maybe i'll be as true as you.

I am more of a poser than you!

Written by Dane Train on 09.05.2009 at 03:46

Written by BitterCOld on 09.05.2009 at 03:34

Written by Deadpool on 09.05.2009 at 01:58

You all are posers.

no shit, sherlock. i copped to it years ago when the thread opened.

some day, if i eat my vegetables, take my vitamins, and try real hard, maybe i'll be as true as you.

I am more of a poser than you!

i'm so much a poser that a long gone poster once called myself, marcel, and several other staffers "Fake Posers"... i'm such a poser i pose at posing!

Written by BitterCOld on 09.05.2009 at 03:47

i'm so much a poser that a long gone poster once called myself, marcel, and several other staffers "Fake Posers"... i'm such a poser i pose at posing!

Oh snap!




Yeah, maybe your title of 'Fake Poser' beats my title of 'Christian Minister Poser'.

Written by Dane Train on 09.05.2009 at 03:53

Written by BitterCOld on 09.05.2009 at 03:47

i'm so much a poser that a long gone poster once called myself, marcel, and several other staffers "Fake Posers"... i'm such a poser i pose at posing!

Oh snap!




Yeah, maybe your title of 'Fake Poser' beats my title of 'Christian Minister Poser'.

Oh man, I want a pair of Tupatch Shakur jeans!

...This thread is stupid.

Written by Doc G. on 09.05.2009 at 07:39

Written by Dane Train on 09.05.2009 at 03:53

Written by BitterCOld on 09.05.2009 at 03:47

i'm so much a poser that a long gone poster once called myself, marcel, and several other staffers "Fake Posers"... i'm such a poser i pose at posing!

Oh snap!




Yeah, maybe your title of 'Fake Poser' beats my title of 'Christian Minister Poser'.

Oh man, I want a pair of Tupatch Shakur jeans!

...This thread is stupid.

stfu, you just aren't true enough to grasp it, or your own ultimate degree of posertude. dude your* such a poser you date miley cyrus.




*intentionally used the incorrect version, which should be "you're" to add to illiteracy quotient.

Written by BitterCOld on 09.05.2009 at 09:42

stfu, you just aren't true enough to grasp it, or your own ultimate degree of posertude. dude your* such a poser you date miley cyrus.




*intentionally used the incorrect version, which should be "you're" to add to illiteracy quotient.

I only wish! Seriously, if you were 83 years younger you know you'd throw it in 'er too.

Written by Doc G. on 09.05.2009 at 10:32

I only wish! Seriously, if you were 83 years younger you know you'd throw it in 'er too.

i'd give her my "two minutes to midnight"... again*.

that image just popped up when typing "Metal Poser" - although i suppose i could have dug deeper and found that pre-Superbowl Halftime performance interview with Britney Spears from long ago where, prior to covering "I Love Rock 'n Roll" admits she is a huge fan of Pat Benatar.



* for those slow on the uptake, this is pretty much satirical and sarcastic at all levels.

Written by BitterCOld on 09.05.2009 at 10:49

Written by Doc G. on 09.05.2009 at 10:32

I only wish! Seriously, if you were 83 years younger you know you'd throw it in 'er too.

i'd give her my "two minutes to midnight"... again*.

that image just popped up when typing "Metal Poser" - although i suppose i could have dug deeper and found that pre-Superbowl Halftime performance interview with Britney Spears from long ago where, prior to covering "I Love Rock 'n Roll" admits she is a huge fan of Pat Benatar.



* for those slow on the uptake, this is pretty much satirical and sarcastic at all levels.

I wonder if I proposed a 3 way, I could give Myley my two minutes to midnight while Ms. Duff Loves me like a reptile? What are my chances? I mean, both these broads appear to enjoy metal...that must give me some shot right? Right?

I say a leather bikini fight to the death. whomever wins, we accept as one of the metal herd.

i will give you props, though, Hillary Duff trumps Cyrus, easily.

Written by BitterCOld on 09.05.2009 at 10:59

I say a leather bikini fight to the death. whomever wins, we accept as one of the metal herd.

i will give you props, though, Hillary Duff trumps Cyrus, easily.

I thought this was going to be the part where you post the picture of David Beckham in the Exodus t-shirt and....nevermind, I'll stop there.

Leather bikini fights would be nice. The loser has to give me a massage, and the winner....gets to give me a massage. Man, I really need to become a true poser, start listening to pop and then I'll get all the ladies, damn me and my discriminating tastes! Turisas is just too br00tal for these types of wenches!

So I just created a simple diagram to point out the difference between a warrior and a poser.




TRUE METAL POSERS



A TRUE METAL WARRIOR

Hahaha, nice pic Dane, really amused me.

Seriously...Dane... that's awesome. And Metalheads don't drink Diet Coke. On the other hand, Duff is pretty brutal, I bet she has Moonshine in that can.

It's funny to see people around me who are worried about other ''scenes''. I'm thinking about dressing up like a gansta' for the next big black metal show, lol. Just to piss people off.

Written by TheBigRossowski on 11.05.2009 at 17:50

Seriously...Dane... that's awesome. And Metalheads don't drink Diet Coke. On the other hand, Duff is pretty brutal, I bet she has Moonshine in that can.

It's funny to see people around me who are worried about other ''scenes''. I'm thinking about dressing up like a gansta' for the next big black metal show, lol. Just to piss people off.

good idea but they could beat the shit out of ya

Written by TheBigRossowski on 11.05.2009 at 17:50

It's funny to see people around me who are worried about other ''scenes''. I'm thinking about dressing up like a gansta' for the next big black metal show, lol. Just to piss people off.

I wore a Cat Power shirt to a Killswitch show once. I got so many looks, real funny.

Written by TormentoR. on 13.05.2009 at 12:19

Written by TheBigRossowski on 11.05.2009 at 17:50

Seriously...Dane... that's awesome. And Metalheads don't drink Diet Coke. On the other hand, Duff is pretty brutal, I bet she has Moonshine in that can.

It's funny to see people around me who are worried about other ''scenes''. I'm thinking about dressing up like a gansta' for the next big black metal show, lol. Just to piss people off.

good idea but they could beat the shit out of ya

I'll explain my ideals when it goes that far. Everything is about being an ''individual'', but when you look around... they mostly look like each other. Of course, I have love for my Tanker boots and Leather Jacket as well, but I'll wear those in a more comfortable and individual environment.

In every scene it's either about style or being true... I don't want to show off, look cool or...well, any shit...I just want to go watch my bands, man, uh, sir... and uh, uh, listen to my music. FUCK! Just need the fucking pederasts to leave me alone...

True Metal warriors can hate and battle the Emos away, while I sit back, drink a White Russian and have the occassional acid flashback.

Metal will reign forever, or something like that...

Written by Deadpool on 09.05.2009 at 01:58

You all are posers. Metal is not about destroying the cultures of others. It is about creating our own sub-culture, and living in it, and not letting all those emo scene malcore fags in. thats what it is about, being yourself and loving metal.

There it is, you said it and your right.

But still......i guess its in my blood to want desperate ripp off the head of one certain person called 50 cent.

Written by TheBigRossowski on 13.05.2009 at 18:42

Written by TormentoR. on 13.05.2009 at 12:19

Written by TheBigRossowski on 11.05.2009 at 17:50

Seriously...Dane... that's awesome. And Metalheads don't drink Diet Coke. On the other hand, Duff is pretty brutal, I bet she has Moonshine in that can.

It's funny to see people around me who are worried about other ''scenes''. I'm thinking about dressing up like a gansta' for the next big black metal show, lol. Just to piss people off.

good idea but they could beat the shit out of ya

I'll explain my ideals when it goes that far. Everything is about being an ''individual'', but when you look around... they mostly look like each other. Of course, I have love for my Tanker boots and Leather Jacket as well, but I'll wear those in a more comfortable and individual environment.

In every scene it's either about style or being true... I don't want to show off, look cool or...well, any shit...I just want to go watch my bands, man, uh, sir... and uh, uh, listen to my music. FUCK! Just need the fucking pederasts to leave me alone...

True Metal warriors can hate and battle the Emos away, while I sit back, drink a White Russian and have the occassional acid flashback.

Well put. Besides, I wouldn't worry about black metal fans beating you up. You have more of a chance of getting beaten up by D&D players - at least they're house-broken. Pale, skinny, middle-class white kids.

*No offence to D&D players, not to worry, I occasionally play RPG's myself.

Written by BrightNight on 14.05.2009 at 16:10

Written by Deadpool on 09.05.2009 at 01:58

You all are posers. Metal is not about destroying the cultures of others. It is about creating our own sub-culture, and living in it, and not letting all those emo scene malcore fags in. thats what it is about, being yourself and loving metal.

There it is, you said it and your right.

But still......i guess its in my blood to want desperate ripp off the head of one certain person called 50 cent.

Don't worry, you are not alone man, its in my blood too.

Written by Doc G. on 16.05.2009 at 08:35

Written by TheBigRossowski on 13.05.2009 at 18:42

Written by TormentoR. on 13.05.2009 at 12:19

Written by TheBigRossowski on 11.05.2009 at 17:50

Seriously...Dane... that's awesome. And Metalheads don't drink Diet Coke. On the other hand, Duff is pretty brutal, I bet she has Moonshine in that can.

It's funny to see people around me who are worried about other ''scenes''. I'm thinking about dressing up like a gansta' for the next big black metal show, lol. Just to piss people off.

good idea but they could beat the shit out of ya

I'll explain my ideals when it goes that far. Everything is about being an ''individual'', but when you look around... they mostly look like each other. Of course, I have love for my Tanker boots and Leather Jacket as well, but I'll wear those in a more comfortable and individual environment.

In every scene it's either about style or being true... I don't want to show off, look cool or...well, any shit...I just want to go watch my bands, man, uh, sir... and uh, uh, listen to my music. FUCK! Just need the fucking pederasts to leave me alone...

True Metal warriors can hate and battle the Emos away, while I sit back, drink a White Russian and have the occassional acid flashback.

Well put. Besides, I wouldn't worry about black metal fans beating you up. You have more of a chance of getting beaten up by D&D players - at least they're house-broken. Pale, skinny, middle-class white kids.

*No offence to D&D players, not to worry, I occasionally play RPG's myself.

THEY CAN FUCKING UN-POST IT!!!

I don't worry about shit, dude. Though...after reviewing some of these photos, I think to be cool I should get spider webs tattooed on my elbows

Phones ringing, dude!

Written by Doc G. on 16.05.2009 at 08:35

I wouldn't worry about black metal fans beating you up. You have more of a chance of getting beaten up by D&D players

Some D&D players.

Written by Dane Train on 17.05.2009 at 01:48

Written by Doc G. on 16.05.2009 at 08:35

I wouldn't worry about black metal fans beating you up. You have more of a chance of getting beaten up by D&D players

Some D&D players.

Hahaha. I'm still of the firm belief that every metalhead has a nerd hobby that they only tell a seIect few friends about, or they lack the mental capacity to have one. Though I personally don't play D&D, I'm a big fan of Aces & Eights...I've been eyeing a really expensive leather-bound copy of the core book at work.

True metal warriors use D20's for battling.

I have not played Aces & Eights (love the title by the way, the Dead Mans Hand) but am down for pretty much any RPG. heck, I play Munchkin once a week. I am a true Metal warrior because...

Written by Dane Train on 09.05.2009 at 18:24

So I just created a simple diagram to point out the difference between a warrior and a poser.

A TRUE METAL WARRIOR

I couldn't help remembering them:

Written by TheBigRossowski on 17.05.2009 at 00:49

THEY CAN FUCKING UN-POST IT!!!

I don't worry about shit, dude. Though...after reviewing some of these photos, I think to be cool I should get spider webs tattooed on my elbows

Phones ringing, dude!

I'm not buying them a fucking beer, they're not taking your turn, Dude.

I think barbed-wire around the upper arm would be any even better tattoo idea. Its a healthy way to express how masculine you are, and as we both know, you have to be super-masculine in order to be a true metal warrior.