Written by Coconut Racecar on 25.10.2011 at 00:48
not a huge fan of Metallica but it counts .

Something like that would probably rekindle my interest in their music.

Still not enough to like Lulu... But enough to listen to an album in its entirety again.

Written by Coconut Racecar on 25.10.2011 at 00:48

my girlfriend was cleaning the house before i seduced her into the bedroom

Kool. You're a blessed bloke to have such a girlfriend. The house is clean and the bed is warm just the way I like...

My girlfriend hates metal, so the closest we get is nirvana. Mock them if you will, but nivana is great sex music. Theyre aggressiveness mixed with pop melody makes it easy to get into a rythm and go for it.

Written by whatsacow on 25.10.2011 at 18:52
My girlfriend hates metal, so the closest we get is nirvana. Mock them if you will, but nivana is great sex music. Theyre aggressiveness mixed with pop melody makes it easy to get into a rythm and go for it.

Ya shit like Necrophagist isn't exactly easy to follow along with...

My ex girlfriend did not like metal at all, but while we were in my truck and she was giving me head i put some Slayer on and turned it up, it was a pretty gnarly combination, until she turned it down.

Tbh I never slipped in to sex crap and all...but I think,

Deftones's Around the Fur gonna be one hell to have a good sex while listening to Metal. Its very seductive....moving....and ask the experience guys!!

Written by Troy Killjoy on 25.10.2011 at 21:28

Ya shit like Necrophagist isn't exactly easy to follow along with...

I'd say challenge accepted but I imagine it to be very unpleasant.

Oh fucking please. Copulating to GUT and Lympathic Phlegm is what everyone is doing.

Written by Milena on 20.12.2011 at 22:25
I'd say challenge accepted but I imagine it to be very unpleasant.

Well it could make for some rather enjoyable (rough) sex if you try to follow the chaotic rhythms.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.12.2011 at 22:29

Written by Milena on 20.12.2011 at 22:25
I'd say challenge accepted but I imagine it to be very unpleasant.

Well it could make for some rather enjoyable (rough) sex if you try to follow the chaotic rhythms.

Too much exercise (how ironic that I've posted in the exercise thread).

Seriously though, you'd have to really like that music to enjoy it

One of my ex's always put on Slit Your Guts by Cryptopsy...not that I minded terribly.

I don think metal during sex is a good advice

metal charge u with extra power so u will f**k so fast & then u will explode sooo early & then wat a shame

I think have sex on the beat of Vader's "Die!!!! (Giñ psie)" would be pretty tiresome haha. Just follow the drums.

Heartwork of Carcass.

Written by Milena on 20.12.2011 at 22:25

Written by Troy Killjoy on 25.10.2011 at 21:28

Ya shit like Necrophagist isn't exactly easy to follow along with...

I'd say challenge accepted but I imagine it to be very unpleasant.

Really?? I guess I would like it

Written by Milena on 20.12.2011 at 22:25

Written by Troy Killjoy on 25.10.2011 at 21:28

Ya shit like Necrophagist isn't exactly easy to follow along with...

I'd say challenge accepted but I imagine it to be very unpleasant.

Not so much unpleaseant, as tiring.

Written by Boxcar Willy on 10.01.2012 at 03:54
Not so much unpleaseant, as tiring.

I've done it to some pretty quick shit before. It's not as tiring as you'd think.

Ive done it while Jason Becker was going. good tunes, good times

Paradise Lost Gothic.

Or the entire Reign in Blood album...if you're into rhythmic thrusts and endurance!

Written by Branzig on 26.03.2012 at 08:35

Paradise Lost Gothic.

Great idea. Unfortunately, the man wouldn't agree.

I remember I did it once with the media player on random mode, I remember things like Nightwish, Behemoth, Tristania and Metallica showing up.
It was good for a constant rhythm change.

Written by Milena on 26.03.2012 at 19:02

Great idea. Unfortunately, the man wouldn't agree.

What are you talking about? You're the woman, you can be VERY convincing I am sure

Written by Milena on 26.03.2012 at 19:02

Written by Branzig on 26.03.2012 at 08:35

Paradise Lost Gothic.

Great idea. Unfortunately, the man wouldn't agree.

Branzig is correct.

Boobs

You already won the argument.

Written by X-Ray Rod on 26.03.2012 at 20:27

Boobs

You already won the argument.

Sadly, I'm too nice to manipulate people like that.

Seriously. I believe a woman should never resort to "give me what I want cause I have TITS." That's called pussywhipping, and that's not a nice thing to do

Written by Milena on 26.03.2012 at 21:04

Seriously. I believe a woman should never resort to "give me what I want cause I have TITS." That's called pussywhipping, and that's not a nice thing to do

No, but you gotta admit it's pretty darn effective...

Never had a sex but i think "Korn-*insert any track*" gonna be great supporting song to support sex.

Written by Slayer666 on 26.03.2012 at 21:11

No, but you gotta admit it's pretty darn effective...

Well, you're kinda to blame for falling for it everywhere you turn, there's always some other piece of ass. If that's the only thing you're looking for (which is an okay thing to do really) you shouldn't do things you don't want to get some specific piece of ass

And long-term relationships should be based on compromise... you shouldn't put your significant other into a position they don't wanna be in, no matter how small your request is, unless they offer to do it for you first. I hate those "if you do clean up the mess/take me out to dinner/babysit my little brother we'll have sex tonight" whipping girlfriends.

It could be healthy for the relationship if you both do small things for each other, but sex shouldn't be a part of the equation. Firstly, because it is completely silly to ask of a man to "earn" sex ("we're supposed to be in a loving relationship and all, but he only gets it when he behaves like a knight in shining armour, because I'm a bitch like that"), but also, it gives men an idea that all they have to do to get sex out of a woman is to be "nice" to her ("all right, yesterday I followed her home and today I gave her my homework to copy, now let's make a move on her... when she says she thought we we're just friends, I'm gonna remind her I'm so NICE, and if that doesn't work, I'll bitch about being friendzoned and how women only like douches").

Haha, sorry for the essay

Written by Milena on 26.03.2012 at 21:28

Written by Slayer666 on 26.03.2012 at 21:11

No, but you gotta admit it's pretty darn effective...

Well, you're kinda to blame for falling for it everywhere you turn, there's always some other piece of ass. If that's the only thing you're looking for (which is an okay thing to do really) you shouldn't do things you don't want to get some specific piece of ass

Here's how it works.

ALl the blood that usually is in our head, rushes down into our penis. That means we can no longer think straight.



Kinda related, but not really, we should totally have a spot for pick up lines

If you were my shin I'd bang you on my coffee table

Written by Boxcar Willy on 26.03.2012 at 22:01

Kinda related, but not really, we should totally have a spot for pick up lines

That sounds like a good topic. Or you can put it in the general sex topic I guess.

Written by Milena on 26.03.2012 at 21:04

Written by X-Ray Rod on 26.03.2012 at 20:27

Boobs

You already won the argument.

Sadly, I'm too nice to manipulate people like that.

But still... Gothic isn't the right album anyways. Draconian Times is where it's at.