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Miss Ozzfest??



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Posted by animal, 23.05.2006 - 21:01
The Ozzfest organizers have issued the following press release:

Move over, Miss America. Let's face it, your unrealistic ideals are no longer in-sync with today's woman. After 75 years, you're about to be kicked to the curb.

A provocative pageant will take center stage this summer as hard rocking beauties across the country vie for the title of "Miss Ozzfest."

No ball gowns are required for this competition, as contestants will be applauded for their tattoo sleeves and strategically placed piercings. While thoughts on world peace and ending world hunger won't be necessary, experience on the "Crazy Train" may help push them to the finals.

This coming Friday, May 19, Ozzfest emcee Big Dave (well-known for his role in MTV's "Battle for Ozzfest") and professional Ozzfest party guy, Eddie, will embark on a nationwide trek, personally visiting 19 of the festival's 26 markets to stage events to find the first-ever Miss Ozzfest. The duo will be accepting entries and taking photographs of Miss Ozzfest candidates in each city (a complete list of dates is below). There are a number of Ozzfest tour cities that Big Dave and Eddie won't be able to get to on their cross-country trek, so special events will be held for contestants to enter in each of those cities. Go to Ozzfest.com for full details.

Throughout the summer, Ozzfest fans will take matters into their own hands, voting for their favorite entrants at Ozzfest.com. All entries collected from Big Dave and Eddie will be posted for fans to vote on. The top three in each tour city will be awarded free tickets to the show in their city, where at some point during the evening's festivities, the trio of contestants will be presented on stage to the discerning hard rock fans who will vote on a winner. Photos of each winning contestant, including the top vote getters from Raleigh and West Palm Beach, will be posted once again on Ozzfest.com, where fans can pick their Miss Ozzfest 2006. Final voting will be held at Ozzfest.com on August 7 and 8.

The winning beauty will be awarded the grand prize and receive round trip airfare and accommodations for her and a guest to attend the year's final show August 13 in West Palm Beach where she'll be crowned Miss Ozzfest 2006. We're sure her parents will be proud.

For more information, stay tuned to Ozzfest.com.

Big Dave and Eddie - The Search For Miss Ozzfest 2006:

May 19 - Seattle, WA
May 20 - Seattle, WA
May 21 - Portland, OR
May 22 - San Francisco, CA
May 23 - Sacramento, CA
May 25 - Los Angeles, CA
May 26 - Los Angeles, CA
May 27 - Phoenix, AZ
May 28 - Phoenix, AZ
May 30 - St. Louis, MO
Jun. 01 - Madison, WI
Jun. 02 - Chicago, IL
Jun. 03 - Chicago, IL
Jun. 04 - Indianapolis, IN
Jun. 05 - Indianapolis, IN
Jun. 06 - Columbus, OH
Jun. 07 - Columbus, OH
Jun. 08 - Pittsburgh, PA
Jun. 09 - Pittsburgh, PA
Jun. 11 - Buffalo, NY
Jun. 12 - Buffalo, NY
Jun. 13 - New York, NY
Jun. 14 - New York, NY
Jun. 15 - New York, NY
Jun. 16 - Hartford, CT
Jun. 17 - Hartford, CT
Jun. 18 - Scranton, PA
Jun. 19 - Scranton, PA
Jun. 21 - Washington, DC
Jun. 22 - Washington, DC
Jun. 23 - Virginia Beach, VA
Jun. 24 - Virginia Beach, VA
Jun. 25 - Raleigh, NC
Jun. 26 - Raleigh, NC


I like it when music festivals try to stick to, you know, providing good music.

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19.07.2006 - 03:30
Deus Ex Machina
@Proud Autumn - By the lyrics you just mentioned i'm guessing you're talking about My Ruin.I seriously can't remember when i had Tairrie on my avatarI just probably thought she looked cool that particular pic..hmmm.Oooook,this MIGHT be a sign i change my avatars too often,lol.But anyways-you misinterpreted her lyrics.
But whatever..she's not at all important...i really don't care if she stripped naked and ran around wherever.
The point is,even if i had an avatar of this years miss world completely naked that still wouldn't clash with what i said,and with what i mean,you know?Sometimes,a pwetty avatar is a pwetty avatar and there's no need in pointing out things like that when a person has stated his or her opinion clearly.So what i meant is that...you had no need to point out what's on my avatar.Whatever you may think I find that completely unnecessary.
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19.07.2006 - 09:24
SkattleSkank
Account deleted
eh its a nice idea to get the chicks to whore themselves on stage, some might be looking for public show other than that it is really pointless, plus most of the females who listen to that kind of 'metal' just by some "wierd" coincidence happen to be fat short and emo, so there really will not be much competition. who knows, maybe it will lead to something

other than that i dont really agree with the idea in general.
plus all of you stating about what Ozzy is doing...um i dont thinks he's aware of it himself , really now, with a wife like sharon who started the whole thing?
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22.07.2006 - 08:41
Linak
I Own You Bitch
agh hot damn, no mexico on that list, I can't become Miss Ozzfest now, I'll have to think of something productive to do with my time from now on *shattered dream*

hoo

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Stick this up your fucking pee-aitch-dee.
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22.07.2006 - 21:18
AnGina--
Dark Phoenix
Written by animal on 23.05.2006 at 21:01

May 27 - Phoenix, AZ
May 28 - Phoenix, AZ

Awww look I won twice Now show me the money!!! That is what this is all about, rigt? Money? Anyone?
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You think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was a man. But it was nothing to me but blinding.
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