Listening to metal while having sex?
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Posted by Unknown user, 02.02.2008 - 17:04
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| b0000mst1ck Posts: 547  |
Written by [user id=24489] on 07.02.2008 at 07:28 lol, thanks. i'm glad to see someone notices the effort i put into being sarcastic with an attempt to make someone laugh.  most of the time someone takes me seriously and gets offended. 
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Account deleted Written by b0000mst1ck on 07.02.2008 at 07:52 Oh..I thought you were serious..Dying Fetus really gets me off  ..haha JK..I like sarcasm
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| Sleep In Sorrow Ghost Of The Sun Posts: 1904  |
 Dying Fetus.What about Anal Cunt?
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Written by Sleep In Sorrow on 07.02.2008 at 08:40 anal cunt should be reserved for anal sex only. hey, there you go pole kitten...that's perfect for you! buy their whole discography asap!
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Written by [user id=28644] on 07.02.2008 at 07:34 Yeah , most probably I'm gonna be your god 
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| DoomGuard Posts: 368  |
Doing it to the sound of Iced Earth's double bass would be tricky...but i like challenges!
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Written by [user id=24489] on 07.02.2008 at 07:27 Or Rythm Of Love, "LLets' spenmd teh night together, I know oyu want it too" Or Lovedrive "A girl to drive, a car to love" lol
---- "Nobody wants to be the weird kid, you just end up being the weird kid. You don't know how you ended up getting there" - Rob Zombie http://jonas-bs.deviantart.com My dA, mainly photography, go check it out!
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| Valentin B Iconoclast Posts: 10086  |
Written by DoomGuard on 07.02.2008 at 18:14 try "Violate" it has that nice rhythm to it lol
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Written by Sleep In Sorrow on 07.02.2008 at 08:40 what a band for sex but Darkwood My Bethroned before that name was Virgin's Cunt its best band for firts time
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Account deleted Written by +{Jonas}+ on 07.02.2008 at 18:54 Haha you know it!!
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6809  |
Cock And Ball Torture anyone? There even was a thread for that group if I remember correctly.....
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Written by [user id=24489] on 07.02.2008 at 20:25 Of course my dear... I'm an old guy how not to... Never tried having sex with it though. i'0d be laughtng too much. Specially with lovedrive Written by [user id=20800] on 07.02.2008 at 19:20 Fast like what? Fast liek DragonForce, or fast like Cattle Decapitation?
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Written by Ernis on 07.02.2008 at 20:35 some guys here might not like CBT...
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| DoomGuard Posts: 368 |
I doubt i could even do it as fast as the snare on Deicide (example: 'Not of This Earth') That would be brutal tho...
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| VPeter Posts: 1450  |
I personaly would hate any kind of music during sex, I like to focus all mine atention on mine partner.
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Written by VPeter on 08.02.2008 at 00:20 Good point man somehow i agree metal and sex are for wild gropies not doom metal fans
---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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| RockeRoy Posts: 641  |
progressive music for progressive sex:) ha ha
---- You found god? If nobody claims him in thirty days, he's yours Walk with me in hell
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Written by RockeRoy on 08.02.2008 at 03:13 Power metal for epic sex.... Hmm... Gothic metal for gothic sex (which happens to be a band)... Nice. Heavy metal for heavy sex... Damn... Don't want to imagine it... or true sex if it's Manowar lol Black metal for... Sounds interracial to me Death metal for... Necrophilia anyone? Doom metal for... erm.. falling asleep while having sex? Avantgarde Metal for.... the weirdest sex ever? (listen to Fantomas, you'll get the idea) Sorry just had to say that.
---- "Nobody wants to be the weird kid, you just end up being the weird kid. You don't know how you ended up getting there" - Rob Zombie http://jonas-bs.deviantart.com My dA, mainly photography, go check it out!
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Written by +{Jonas}+ on 08.02.2008 at 04:05 ha ha:) what about trash metal?
---- You found god? If nobody claims him in thirty days, he's yours Walk with me in hell
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Written by RockeRoy on 08.02.2008 at 04:12 Damn! I knew I had forgotten one. Thrash metal for.... damn... I don't know... Help!
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Written by +{Jonas}+ on 08.02.2008 at 04:31 smut.
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Account deleted Written by +{Jonas}+ on 08.02.2008 at 04:31 Rape could be an appropriate match
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I've had sex to classic rock (ACDC, Pink Floyd, etc) but I've always wanted to give metal a shot. Hopefully the female isn't too timid for it...first I must find a female 
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| Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 61332 |
and glam metal are for oral sex lick my .... lick my ..... o yeas Im young and running free thats how it use to be
---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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| RockeRoy Posts: 641 |
I could never have sex and listen to power metal, ore spesicaly manowar, that would feel like having sex with the whole band ha ha.. and what about sub-genres? like technical death metal ore Depressive black metal:) or industiral??
---- You found god? If nobody claims him in thirty days, he's yours Walk with me in hell
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6809 |
Written by +{Jonas}+ on 08.02.2008 at 04:05 Suomi metal for.....? Finnish sex? Gothenburg metal for.....? Swedish sex? Folk metal for? Metalcore for? Emo for? No wait....emos have sex???!!! Now help me out with these.....
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Kidding..of course