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Posted by Unknown user, 22.03.2007 - 20:23
*warning: post may contain semi-ironic cheese and ManOwaR ripoffage, I am aware of this, it is intentional, but the request is serious*

My homeland of Cornwall is a battleground for the ongoing war against the emo scene. Mighty metal warriors Isle of Avalon are pitched in an epic battle of votes against Cornwall's biggest scenesters, vote for the glory, the might and the power of the steel at:

http://www.cornishlivemusicawards.co.uk/

Best rock band: Elusis
Best new band: Nepthys
17.05.2009 - 11:59
Hamird
Lieutenant
Written by Dane Train on 09.05.2009 at 18:24

So I just created a simple diagram to point out the difference between a warrior and a poser.




TRUE METAL POSERS
[img] http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v647/15/72/34100763/n34100763_32151218_7954379.jpg [/img]


A TRUE METAL WARRIOR
[img] http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs006.snc1/2827_1090888038051_1401990115_30363130_5416730_n.jpg [/img]

Dane, have anybody told you ever that you look nicer when you have beard? If no, I tell ya, you look really nicer with beard.
Voted for TRUE METAL POSER version.
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17.05.2009 - 16:01
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by +{Jonas}+ on 17.05.2009 at 02:53

I couldn't help remembering them:



say what you want about Turisas's image, their music is EPIC with all letters capitalized
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18.05.2009 - 06:12
+{Jonas}+
I R Serious Cat
Written by Valentin B on 17.05.2009 at 16:01

Written by +{Jonas}+ on 17.05.2009 at 02:53

I couldn't help remembering them:

*Turisas pic*

say what you want about Turisas's image, their music is EPIC with all letters capitalized

Oh don't get me wrong dude I really like their image because it fits perfectly their music.
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"Nobody wants to be the weird kid, you just end up being the weird kid. You don't know how you ended up getting there" - Rob Zombie

http://jonas-bs.deviantart.com My dA, mainly photography, go check it out!
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18.05.2009 - 09:40
Throne Dweller
RA RA RASPUTIN.

Oh man that gets stuck in my head quicker than Camp Grenada..
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19.05.2009 - 01:03
Deadpool
Written by BrightNight on 14.05.2009 at 16:10

Written by Deadpool on 09.05.2009 at 01:58

You all are posers. Metal is not about destroying the cultures of others. It is about creating our own sub-culture, and living in it, and not letting all those emo scene malcore fags in. thats what it is about, being yourself and loving metal.

There it is, you said it and your right.

But still......i guess its in my blood to want desperate ripp off the head of one certain person called 50 cent.

Thats different. 50 cent needs to die because he has done nothing good for music, or the film industry with his crap.
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19.05.2009 - 01:54
Dane Train
Beers & Kilts
Elite
Written by Deadpool on 19.05.2009 at 01:03

Written by BrightNight on 14.05.2009 at 16:10

Written by Deadpool on 09.05.2009 at 01:58

You all are posers. Metal is not about destroying the cultures of others. It is about creating our own sub-culture, and living in it, and not letting all those emo scene malcore fags in. thats what it is about, being yourself and loving metal.

There it is, you said it and your right.

But still......i guess its in my blood to want desperate ripp off the head of one certain person called 50 cent.

Thats different. 50 cent needs to die because he has done nothing good for music, or the film industry with his crap.

And what good have you done for music, or the film industry?
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19.05.2009 - 02:48
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Admin
Written by Dane Train on 19.05.2009 at 01:54


And what good have you done for music, or the film industry?

i haven't released anything. that is good.
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19.05.2009 - 17:34
BrightNight
Written by Daggon on 16.05.2009 at 09:17

Written by BrightNight on 14.05.2009 at 16:10

Written by Deadpool on 09.05.2009 at 01:58

You all are posers. Metal is not about destroying the cultures of others. It is about creating our own sub-culture, and living in it, and not letting all those emo scene malcore fags in. thats what it is about, being yourself and loving metal.

There it is, you said it and your right.

But still......i guess its in my blood to want desperate ripp off the head of one certain person called 50 cent.

Don't worry, you are not alone man, its in my blood too.

Man, am i glad im not the only one....
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"So you children of the world, listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in spread the words today
Show the world that love is still alive you must be brave
Or you children of today are Children of the Grave."
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19.05.2009 - 17:41
BrightNight
Written by Dane Train on 19.05.2009 at 01:54

Written by Deadpool on 19.05.2009 at 01:03

Written by BrightNight on 14.05.2009 at 16:10

Written by Deadpool on 09.05.2009 at 01:58

You all are posers. Metal is not about destroying the cultures of others. It is about creating our own sub-culture, and living in it, and not letting all those emo scene malcore fags in. thats what it is about, being yourself and loving metal.

There it is, you said it and your right.

But still......i guess its in my blood to want desperate ripp off the head of one certain person called 50 cent.

Thats different. 50 cent needs to die because he has done nothing good for music, or the film industry with his crap.

And what good have you done for music, or the film industry?

Hahaha, i dont think "deadpool" has done anything "FOR" the music, or the film industry.....but thats always better then someone like 50 cent "doing something" for the music, or the film industry.
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"So you children of the world, listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in spread the words today
Show the world that love is still alive you must be brave
Or you children of today are Children of the Grave."
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27.05.2009 - 01:30
Deadpool
Written by Dane Train on 19.05.2009 at 01:54

Written by Deadpool on 19.05.2009 at 01:03

Written by BrightNight on 14.05.2009 at 16:10

Written by Deadpool on 09.05.2009 at 01:58

You all are posers. Metal is not about destroying the cultures of others. It is about creating our own sub-culture, and living in it, and not letting all those emo scene malcore fags in. thats what it is about, being yourself and loving metal.

There it is, you said it and your right.

But still......i guess its in my blood to want desperate ripp off the head of one certain person called 50 cent.

Thats different. 50 cent needs to die because he has done nothing good for music, or the film industry with his crap.

And what good have you done for music, or the film industry?

Nothing for the film industry, but I have been fighting for the true name of metal, from scum like you who drag its name through the mud with your frat boy mentality. It's people like you who just ruin everything. when someone makes you look stupid you reach your hand into your bag of witless come backs to attempt to insult them back. (A failed attempt at that ). So just go die in your sad lonely world you call your bedroom.
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27.05.2009 - 02:24
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Admin
Written by Deadpool on 27.05.2009 at 01:30

Nothing for the film industry, but I have been fight for the true name of metal, from scum like you who drag its name throw the mud with you outlandish dickhead frat boy cock sucking mentality. its people like you who just ruin everything. when someone makes you look stupid you reach your hand into your bag of witless come backs to attempt to insult them back. (A failed attempt at that ). So just go die in your sad lonely world you call your bedroom.

Wow. Do you email your mother with that keyboard?

(donning appropriate armband before continuing response)



"have been fight" -> "have been in a fight"

"name throw the mud with you outlandish..." -> "...name through the mud with your..."

You also missed about three commas in that sentence, assuming you included both "frat boy" and "cock sucking" as separate descriptors, as opposed to inferring the mentality of an outlandish dickhead who likes to suck frat boy cocks.

"its people like you" -> "it's"

"when someone makes you look stupid you reach your hand into your bag of witless come backs to attempt to insult them back."

Seems fine with the grammar, but highly amusing given the nature of your prior insults directed at Dane. You refer to his mentality as "outlandish dickhead frat boy cock sucking" and preemptively accuse a retort which may or may not come as witless? If the preceding insult is not 'witless', exactly how much more lame does it have to become to qualify as such? Compared to that string on your part, pretty much anything more than a monosyllabic retort (your mom!) is Shakespearean prose in comparison.

We do not tolerate personal attacks on MS, so if you want to take your shot at one before you get a nice vacation, perhaps next time you might want to go the extra mile to at least not look completely foolish when doing so. I mean, seriously, K7 looks like he has a Master's Degree in English compared to that disaster.

My suggestion to you is that you should consider switching to decaf before you blow a gasket.
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get the fuck off my lawn.

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28.05.2009 - 01:00
Deadpool
Written by BitterCOld on 27.05.2009 at 02:24

Written by Deadpool on 27.05.2009 at 01:30

Nothing for the film industry, but I have been fight for the true name of metal, from scum like you who drag its name throw the mud with you outlandish dickhead frat boy cock sucking mentality. its people like you who just ruin everything. when someone makes you look stupid you reach your hand into your bag of witless come backs to attempt to insult them back. (A failed attempt at that ). So just go die in your sad lonely world you call your bedroom.

Wow. Do you email your mother with that keyboard?

(donning appropriate armband before continuing response)



"have been fight" -> "have been in a fight"

"name throw the mud with you outlandish..." -> "...name through the mud with your..."

You also missed about three commas in that sentence, assuming you included both "frat boy" and "cock sucking" as separate descriptors, as opposed to inferring the mentality of an outlandish dickhead who likes to suck frat boy cocks.

"its people like you" -> "it's"

"when someone makes you look stupid you reach your hand into your bag of witless come backs to attempt to insult them back."

Seems fine with the grammar, but highly amusing given the nature of your prior insults directed at Dane. You refer to his mentality as "outlandish dickhead frat boy cock sucking" and preemptively accuse a retort which may or may not come as witless? If the preceding insult is not 'witless', exactly how much more lame does it have to become to qualify as such? Compared to that string on your part, pretty much anything more than a monosyllabic retort (your mom!) is Shakespearean prose in comparison.

We do not tolerate personal attacks on MS, so if you want to take your shot at one before you get a nice vacation, perhaps next time you might want to go the extra mile to at least not look completely foolish when doing so. I mean, seriously, K7 looks like he has a Master's Degree in English compared to that disaster.

My suggestion to you is that you should consider switching to decaf before you blow a gasket.

First off, I don't drink coffee, so there is no need for switching to decaf. And second, I do realize my grammer error in my post, I don't need you telling me. I was just so frustrated with the guy I was talking about and just started typing. So, sorry if I upset you in anyway, but most of all I really don't care what you think. As far as Im concerned everyone on this site is just a bunch of posers destroying the name of something that is a part of my life, and I love. And when someone as childish as this dane guy comes along and insults me with this childish lower thinking, yes I will insult them. Granted my choice of grammer my have been childish it's self. But the real issue is the fact that you guys claim to be a metal site, but I have yet to see a true metal head. And thats my problem. You guys sit here and basiclly feed the name of metal to the mainstream. Which just sickends me. And I'll personally attack any MS faggot that is Disgracing the name of metal.
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28.05.2009 - 01:19
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Admin
Written by Deadpool on 28.05.2009 at 01:00


First off, I don't drink coffee, so there is no need for switching to decaf. And second, I do realize my grammer error in my post, I don't need you telling me. I was just so frustrated with the guy I was talking about and just started typing. So, sorry if I upset you in anyway, but most of all I really don't care what you think. As far as Im concerned everyone on this site is just a bunch of posers destroying the name of something that is a part of my life, and I love. And when someone as childish as this dane guy comes along and insults me with this childish lower thinking, yes I will insult them. Granted my choice of grammer my have been childish it's self. But the real issue is the fact that you guys claim to be a metal site, but I have yet to see a true metal head. And thats my problem. You guys sit here and basiclly feed the name of metal to the mainstream. Which just sickends me. And I'll personally attack any MS faggot that is Disgracing the name of metal.

you are the fool here.

your grammar and language are pathetic, which doesn't do anything to help your already deficient ideals.

"you guys sit here and basiclly (sic) feed the name of the metal to the mainstream. Which just sickends(sic) me. And I'll personally attack any MS faggot that is Disgracing the name of metal."

you talk about us feeding "metal to the mainstream", but your own metal tastes are mainstream metal... had you spent more than a few days and two dozen posts on this site it might have opened your eyes to a whole bunch of cool metal that either you have simply not been exposed to or absolutely fail to grasp. the incredible vast majority of it far less "mainstream" than what you have listed as your faves.

listen up, Beavis, in less than two dozen posts you've already reduced yourself to flying off the handle and rambling incoherently while spouting curse words because someone disagreed with you.

it's short-fused cementheads like you who erupt over the smallest of slights that give all metal fans a band name.
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28.05.2009 - 01:24
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by Deadpool on 28.05.2009 at 01:00

And I'll personally attack any MS faggot that is Disgracing the name of metal.

And you can't even spell Lynerd Skynerd correct.y

Pethatic whining child who states Death Magnetic is NOT metal (though it is) and Metallica didn't play any thrash since St. Anger (they didn't play any thrash since And Justice For All and sure as hell St. Wanker isn't any thrash but neither is Death Magnetic)

And you're tryign to teah people here what metal is. mwahahahahahaha you're pathetic.
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Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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28.05.2009 - 01:36
Baz Anderson
Staff
Written by Deadpool on 28.05.2009 at 01:00

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And what the hell is a "true" metalhead? Why are you so sure that there aren't any of them, whatever they are, on this site?
We all have our own tastes, we are all "true" to ourselves, I would hope anyway. I just don't get why you seem so sure that you are the only one that has musical taste good enough to be called "true". Just because we all don't rant and rave about it doesn't mean we're not metalheads, or "true" as you like to say.

You've got a really bad attitude. Yes we are metal, yes we are a metal website; if you don't like it then bugger off. Truth is that probably every website on the internet will not be "true" enough for you.
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28.05.2009 - 07:40
Dane Train
Beers & Kilts
Elite
I think we can all agree that I am not a true Metalhead since I am studying to become an Anglican priest. So we should just leave Mr. Pool alone because he is right. What do I know of Metal? Obviously not a whole lot since I am listening to Dust's Hard Attack on vinyl right now, while sitting in my office chair looking at my Devin Townsend poster and wearing a Death t-shirt and a Dream Theater wrist band. Guess I'll just go back to listening to my not-Metal music...like Sleepytime Gorilla Museum.
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28.05.2009 - 07:52
Daggon
Underpaid M.D.
Written by Dane Train on 28.05.2009 at 07:40

I think we can all agree that I am not a true Metalhead since I am studying to become an Anglican priest. So we should just leave Mr. Pool alone because he is right. What do I know of Metal? Obviously not a whole lot since I am listening to Dust's Hard Attack on vinyl right now, while sitting in my office chair looking at my Devin Townsend poster and wearing a Death t-shirt and a Dream Theater wrist band. Guess I'll just go back to listening to my not-Metal music...like Sleepytime Gorilla Museum.

Oh man, You are such a poser, Death is the most unmetal thing I've ever heard in my entire life, try some Jonas Brothers, they are so br00tal
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28.05.2009 - 08:05
Doc G.
Full Grown Hoser
Staff
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 28.05.2009 at 01:24

Written by Deadpool on 28.05.2009 at 01:00

And I'll personally attack any MS faggot that is Disgracing the name of metal.

And you can't even spell Lynerd Skynerd correct.y

Lynyrd Skynyrd, or was it him that originally spelt it that way? (Myself being a fairly big Skynyrd fan I'm somewhat appalled he has them on his favourite bands list but doesn't even know how to spell the name correctly.)




Also, I DARE you to read Deadpool's posts out loud and not laugh. Then, if you want a good, solid, most likely accurate sound of what your reading, picture it being read out loud by McLovin from Superbad.
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"I got a lot of really good ideas, problem is, most of them suck."
- George Carlin
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28.05.2009 - 11:08
Hamird
Lieutenant
I was listening to ABBA last night while I was online on Live Messenger, and it all appeared on my status signature. So if there's any true warrior who wants to slay me, PM then to give address or something.

But there's something about MS, I think no true Metal warrior can continue living in MS, because basically most of MS users are open minded Goddamn posers
As it comes to Deadpool. I see he's such a great Metal warrior with a huge sense of humor.
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28.05.2009 - 17:35
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by Doc G. on 28.05.2009 at 08:05

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 28.05.2009 at 01:24

Written by Deadpool on 28.05.2009 at 01:00

And I'll personally attack any MS faggot that is Disgracing the name of metal.

And you can't even spell Lynerd Skynerd correct.y

Lynyrd Skynyrd, or was it him that originally spelt it that way? (Myself being a fairly big Skynyrd fan I'm somewhat appalled he has them on his favourite bands list but doesn't even know how to spell the name correctly.)




Also, I DARE you to read Deadpool's posts out loud and not laugh. Then, if you want a good, solid, most likely accurate sound of what your reading, picture it being read out loud by McLovin from Superbad.

Okay that part on Lynyrd Skynyrd made me look like a fool Btw, he wrote it Lynard Skynard in his profile
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Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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28.05.2009 - 18:06
Deadpool
Written by Baz Anderson on 28.05.2009 at 01:36

Written by Deadpool on 28.05.2009 at 01:00

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And what the hell is a "true" metalhead? Why are you so sure that there aren't any of them, whatever they are, on this site?
We all have our own tastes, we are all "true" to ourselves, I would hope anyway. I just don't get why you seem so sure that you are the only one that has musical taste good enough to be called "true". Just because we all don't rant and rave about it doesn't mean we're not metalheads, or "true" as you like to say.

You've got a really bad attitude. Yes we are metal, yes we are a metal website; if you don't like it then bugger off. Truth is that probably every website on the internet will not be "true" enough for you.

Ok. Im sorry for flying off the handle. I lost my cool. you make a lot of sense, but even though you speak a lot of the truth, there are a lot of people on this site that are posers. and it just angers me that they just say stupid things, and then I get so angery I say stupid things. So, I will say sorry for my attitude to you. but only you.
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28.05.2009 - 18:14
Deadpool
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 28.05.2009 at 17:35


Also, I DARE you to read Deadpool's posts out loud and not laugh. Then, if you want a good, solid, most likely accurate sound of what your reading, picture it being read out loud by McLovin from Superbad.

How did you know I look like Mclovin.

And by the way everyone, Im sorry for flying off the handle. At least you all got a laugh out of it. I've just been having a bad week. But it's getting better, so yeah. sorry.
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28.05.2009 - 18:18
Dane Train
Beers & Kilts
Elite
Written by Deadpool on 28.05.2009 at 18:06

there are a lot of people on this site that are posers.

Would you mind explaining to us all how ans why I am a poser? I am not being sarcastic about this at all, I really would like to hear your opinion on the subject.
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28.05.2009 - 18:21
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by Deadpool on 28.05.2009 at 18:14

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 28.05.2009 at 17:35


Also, I DARE you to read Deadpool's posts out loud and not laugh. Then, if you want a good, solid, most likely accurate sound of what your reading, picture it being read out loud by McLovin from Superbad.

How did you know I look like Mclovin.

And by the way everyone, Im sorry for flying off the handle. At least you all got a laugh out of it. I've just been having a bad week. But it's getting better, so yeah. sorry.

mm, seems like your quoting went haywire, cause I see you quoted Dr. rock but it says you quoted me, strange.
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Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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28.05.2009 - 18:22
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by Deadpool on 28.05.2009 at 18:06

there are a lot of people on this site that are posers.

I am interested in what you consider a true metalhead and what you consider a poser.
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Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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28.05.2009 - 18:32
Deadpool
Written by BitterCOld on 28.05.2009 at 01:19

Written by Deadpool on 28.05.2009 at 01:00


First off, I don't drink coffee, so there is no need for switching to decaf. And second, I do realize my grammer error in my post, I don't need you telling me. I was just so frustrated with the guy I was talking about and just started typing. So, sorry if I upset you in anyway, but most of all I really don't care what you think. As far as Im concerned everyone on this site is just a bunch of posers destroying the name of something that is a part of my life, and I love. And when someone as childish as this dane guy comes along and insults me with this childish lower thinking, yes I will insult them. Granted my choice of grammer my have been childish it's self. But the real issue is the fact that you guys claim to be a metal site, but I have yet to see a true metal head. And thats my problem. You guys sit here and basiclly feed the name of metal to the mainstream. Which just sickends me. And I'll personally attack any MS faggot that is Disgracing the name of metal.

you are the fool here.

your grammar and language are pathetic, which doesn't do anything to help your already deficient ideals.

"you guys sit here and basiclly (sic) feed the name of the metal to the mainstream. Which just sickends(sic) me. And I'll personally attack any MS faggot that is Disgracing the name of metal."

you talk about us feeding "metal to the mainstream", but your own metal tastes are mainstream metal... had you spent more than a few days and two dozen posts on this site it might have opened your eyes to a whole bunch of cool metal that either you have simply not been exposed to or absolutely fail to grasp. the incredible vast majority of it far less "mainstream" than what you have listed as your faves.

listen up, Beavis, in less than two dozen posts you've already reduced yourself to flying off the handle and rambling incoherently while spouting curse words because someone disagreed with you.

it's short-fused cementheads like you who erupt over the smallest of slights that give all metal fans a band name.

Mr. BitterCOld, I have said sorry to everyone here for my behavior, but you have been the most aggravating.Yes, my spelling is bad, and yes sometimes I type fast and make grammer errors. And to attack my intellegence based on that is just, for lack of a better word, a dick head move. Yes, I have made an ass of myself with all of my arguing with you, and yes now I seem like a dick head as well. Well, Im not a dick head, and Im sure your not either, so can we just put this behind us. and mabey we can becomes friends.
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28.05.2009 - 18:35
Dane Train
Beers & Kilts
Elite
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28.05.2009 - 18:43
Deadpool
Written by Dane Train on 28.05.2009 at 18:18

Written by Deadpool on 28.05.2009 at 18:06

there are a lot of people on this site that are posers.

Would you mind explaining to us all how ans why I am a poser? I am not being sarcastic about this at all, I really would like to hear your opinion on the subject.

Because earlier in this thread, when I called everyone a poser the first time, you openly said you were, so I was just going off what you said.
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28.05.2009 - 18:45
Deadpool
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 28.05.2009 at 01:24

Written by Deadpool on 28.05.2009 at 01:00

And I'll personally attack any MS faggot that is Disgracing the name of metal.

And you can't even spell Lynerd Skynerd correct.y

Pethatic whining child who states Death Magnetic is NOT metal (though it is) and Metallica didn't play any thrash since St. Anger (they didn't play any thrash since And Justice For All and sure as hell St. Wanker isn't any thrash but neither is Death Magnetic)

And you're tryign to teah people here what metal is. mwahahahahahaha you're pathetic.

you can't spell it right either.
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28.05.2009 - 18:57
Baz Anderson
Staff
Thanks for your apology. We all have bad weeks, but it's never a good idea to lash out on here. We don't take nicely to people throwing insults around.
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