Listening to metal while having sex?
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Posted by Unknown user, 02.02.2008 - 17:04
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Written by Ernis on 08.02.2008 at 18:52 Suomi metal for making love!  Gothenburg metal for... blonde sex? Everyone in sweeden is blonde it seems. Folk metal for dancing sex lol. Metalcore for screaming sex.  Emo for NO SEX. Hard rock for sex in a convertible or in a Harley.
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| Valentin B Iconoclast Posts: 10086  |
Written by +{Jonas}+ on 08.02.2008 at 04:05 power/epic sex=> look at the manowar album covers, you'll know what i mean lol heavy sex=> kind of like hardcore sex  doom metal=> dying while having sex, in the arms of your lover avantgarde sex=> sex in an alien suit lol or something like that
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Written by Valentin B on 08.02.2008 at 19:45 YEah Manowar album covers are teh example to follow. In heavy sex I was thinking of bight weight... literally heavy. But hardcore sounds so much better Doom: In the middle of the mist in the woods, haha DAmn dude you hit the naiol in teh avantgarde!!! ROFLMAO!!!!
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| Sleep In Sorrow Ghost Of The Sun Posts: 1904  |
I knew this would eventually come down to this.  LOL at the avantgarde sex! Progressive Metal sex: very long sex with varying rhythms and time signatures Doom Metal sex: sloooow sex (try syncing the thrusts with the snare drum hits!) Thrash Metal sex: violent, drunken sex. Black Metal sex: sodomy, bondage, blood, virgins, satan and goats.  Death Metal sex: sex when the girl is in her period. I CUM BLOOD! Epic/Heavy Metal sex: Manowar: anal sex? 
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Judas Priest, "Love Bites" followed by "Eat Me Alive" off Defenders Of The Faith. Yeah, baby!  
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| Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 61332  |
Written by Sleep In Sorrow on 09.02.2008 at 04:39 You forgot power metal sex: sex whit out baginal concatc Grind core sex: werry short sex, who ends after 30 secends
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| Valentin B Iconoclast Posts: 10086 |
Written by Bad English on 09.02.2008 at 15:18 replacing the penis with a spork and done to the rhythm of the double bass to an album consisting of 30 tracks!
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6809  |
Written by Valentin B on 08.02.2008 at 19:45 Just feed the word "ufoporno" to Youtube.......
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| Introspekrieg Totemic Lust Elite Posts: 2749  |
Written by Ernis on 09.02.2008 at 19:11 UFOPORNOO!
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Folk metal --> Outdoor sex lol Gothenburg -->
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| Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 61332 |
Written by [user id=28831] on 10.02.2008 at 12:13 No folk metal - useing dildalls and other toys who are made from wood in folkish style
---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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| Valentin B Iconoclast Posts: 10086 |
Written by Bad English on 10.02.2008 at 13:46 or corn cobbs as dildos 
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Written by [user id=30073] on 10.02.2008 at 15:15 Dont worry my english sucks too, I make mistaes ewery time but its no stop me from here, hope you stay long, drink wine and be ultra
---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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| Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 61332 |
Written by [user id=30073] on 10.02.2008 at 15:54  But now beck on topic, if you wanna continue do it here http://www.metalstorm.ee/forum/topic.php?topic_id=7673 or here http://www.metalstorm.ee/forum/topic.php?topic_id=1177
---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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i wanna have sex, while listening to dillinger escape plan ... would be a very intressting try 
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| RockeRoy Posts: 641  |
Written by [user id=28831] on 10.02.2008 at 12:13 what about all the gay bands in finnland?? 'like him, stratovarius, sonata arctica, norther... Him must be the ultimate gay sex music!
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| eyesofwitch Posts: 5  |
Written by Sleep In Sorrow on 09.02.2008 at 04:39 Nice definitions  I'll try whith the Thrash Metal sex and Black Metal sex but personally I prefer the Progressive Metal sex
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| Varegan Hamranakara Posts: 912  |
what about some drone doom metal sex? I also found a "depressive Christian folk black metal" !!!! how can i have sex while listening to it 
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| b0000mst1ck Posts: 547  |
Written by Varegan on 13.02.2008 at 02:19 that's simple...pray and cry while having sex, all while denouncing it and constantly asking god for forgiveness.
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| Rekkuza Posts: 21  |
Constantly asking God for forgiveness, while committing sin (Well, sort of) at the same time. That is the way to go. =)
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| Varegan Hamranakara Posts: 912 |
/ / / oh!!! we have some well experienced guys here thanks for guidance  but this band is folk too
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| b0000mst1ck Posts: 547 |
Written by Varegan on 13.02.2008 at 08:10 add a mythical bed? i dunno, i'm out of ideas at the moment. 
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Written by b0000mst1ck on 13.02.2008 at 08:22 how about using a flute as a d***o?
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| Valentin B Iconoclast Posts: 10086 |
Written by Varegan on 13.02.2008 at 14:16 well, that would do, but a corn cobb is still better and of course in nature!
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| Varegan Hamranakara Posts: 912 |
and the result for those who like to listen to"depressive Christian folk black metal" while having sex : "pray and cry while having sex, all while denouncing it and constantly asking god for forgiveness" and "use a corn cobb as a d***o in nature and ask forgiveness too!!!!"
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