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Sickest Album Covers You Have Seen [NSFW!]



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Posted by Unknown user, 21.01.2011 - 17:12
What is the most sickening/emetic album art you have ever seen????

A few examples : Brujeria - Matando Güeros
Devourment - Molesting The Decapitated
Regurgitate - Sickening Bliss
Cattle Decapitation - Humanure
10.03.2012 - 18:53
3rdWorld
China was a neat
The boned artwork is very funny, I lol'd hard.
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10.03.2012 - 18:54
vezzy
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Haha, hentai? Hey, I bet our resident weeaboo Flower Metal would dig this shit.

The Shredded Cunt album cover is so ridiculously (intentionally, I hope) low-quality it loses any shock value it possibly has.
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10.03.2012 - 18:58
3rdWorld
China was a neat
As troy mentioned earlier, it won't be shocking to you, that is to say if you are already desentized enough. Not the same for newbies.
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10.03.2012 - 19:15
3rdWorld
China was a neat
Cunt carnage - World Cock.

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10.03.2012 - 19:32
vezzy
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Written by 3rdWorld on 10.03.2012 at 18:58

As troy mentioned earlier, it won't be shocking to you, that is to say if you are already desentized enough. Not the same for newbies.

That hentai cover is more like fap material than something shocking, tbh.

edit: wtf world cock
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10.03.2012 - 19:37
3rdWorld
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10.03.2012 - 19:39
3rdWorld
China was a neat
Written by vezzy on 10.03.2012 at 19:32

That hentai cover is more like fap material than something shocking, tbh.

Fair enough.
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10.03.2012 - 21:29
Troy Killjoy
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Written by [user id=111172] on 10.03.2012 at 20:43
I like this one [Band: Basket Of Death]

I take back everything bad I ever said about you.

Well, almost everything.
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10.03.2012 - 22:11
Cuca Beludo
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Goregrind will rule this thread! Here's one of the worst things ever:




Man, this genre of music is horrible! Even the covers are awful.
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10.03.2012 - 22:15
vezzy
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@Flower Metal: I don't. Seriously, the Japanese have done much worse than this cartoon sushi dismemberment bullshit.

@Cuca: Classic, but overdone.
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10.03.2012 - 22:18
Cuca Beludo
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Written by Dr. Fuccalord on 10.03.2012 at 22:13


Shit all over their bodies ! They should be called "SHIT METAL". A new genre.

Well, you know? This genre came out of Grindocore, so, I think it will be better labelled "rock" than "metal." (I can be wrong, of course).

Also, we are from the same country! Greetings, and welcome to the site!!

Also [2]: Troy posted this pic before. Saw it now.
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10.03.2012 - 22:31
vezzy
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Written by [user id=114505] on 10.03.2012 at 22:18
Well, you know? This genre came out of Grindocore, so, I think it will be better labelled "rock" than "metal." (I can be wrong, of course).

Punk, actually.

It's still a genre of rock, but punk would be more accurate.
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10.03.2012 - 22:35
Cuca Beludo
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Written by vezzy on 10.03.2012 at 22:31

Written by [user id=114505] on 10.03.2012 at 22:18
Well, you know? This genre came out of Grindocore, so, I think it will be better labelled "rock" than "metal." (I can be wrong, of course).

Punk, actually.

It's still a genre of rock, but punk would be more accurate.

Right.

It's hard to believe that groups like Sex Pistols gave life for this type of music (gore).
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10.03.2012 - 23:21
vezzy
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Written by [user id=114505] on 10.03.2012 at 22:35
It's hard to believe that groups like Sex Pistols gave life for this type of music (gore).

It's hard to believe groups like Black Sabbath gave life for death and black metal too (gore and blasphemy).

Oh, wait.

No, it's fucking not.
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11.03.2012 - 02:49
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11.03.2012 - 05:32
Branzig
Is it strange that Goregrind gives me an erection?

I think I need counseling....
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11.03.2012 - 13:14
3rdWorld
China was a neat
Written by Branzig on 11.03.2012 at 05:32

Is it strange that Goregrind gives me an erection?

Its not that strange, depends on the song content. It happened to me the first time i read CC's Necropedophile lyrics.
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11.03.2012 - 16:41
vezzy
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Written by 3rdWorld on 11.03.2012 at 13:14
Its not that strange, depends on the song content. It happened to me the first time i read CC's Necropedophile lyrics.

Just don't ruin your life and become a registered sex offender.
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11.03.2012 - 16:57
3rdWorld
China was a neat
Written by vezzy on 11.03.2012 at 16:41

Just don't ruin your life and become a registered sex offender.

I'll rather do an armin meiwes than give in to those pigs.
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11.03.2012 - 17:03
vezzy
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Written by 3rdWorld on 11.03.2012 at 16:57

I'll rather do an armin meiwes than give in to those pigs.

Well, at least it'll be consensual.

Be sure the flesh is clean too. But I wouldn't consume a penis, if I were you. Not unless you record it for all to see online.
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11.03.2012 - 17:56
Branzig
I just like the grinding rhythms. Makes my penis hard! Yay erections!
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11.05.2012 - 00:05
Troy Killjoy
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Apparently this was released recently...

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11.05.2012 - 00:07
vezzy
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OH MY FUCKING GOD!

That Asian girl in the top left corner... talk about horrible Photoshop!
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11.05.2012 - 00:12
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 11.05.2012 at 00:05

Apparently this was released recently...

i think i watched the clip from which this pictures on cover originate on LOL-SHOCK a long time ago....
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11.05.2012 - 00:17
Troy Killjoy
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The Asian girl in the top right is legit though. I've seen her do a scene with Max Hardcore and she puked all over his nuts. Not atypical of a Max Hardcore scene but still funny to watch how far someone will allow someone else to degrade them for a big paycheck.
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11.05.2012 - 00:19
vezzy
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 11.05.2012 at 00:17
Not atypical of a Max Hardcore scene but still funny to watch how far someone will allow someone else to degrade them for a big paycheck.

It's still better than starring in reality TV. Now that is what's truly degrading.
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11.05.2012 - 00:24
Troy Killjoy
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Written by vezzy on 11.05.2012 at 00:19
It's still better than starring in reality TV. Now that is what's truly degrading.

I honestly think the two have a similar level of degradation. Big Brother, Jersey Shore, The Bachelor(ette), etc. are all about as bad as gagging on a big cock and puking on it in my opinion. Can't say which is better or worse though... too small a margin.
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11.05.2012 - 00:42
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 11.05.2012 at 00:24

I honestly think the two have a similar level of degradation. Big Brother, Jersey Shore, The Bachelor(ette), etc. are all about as bad as gagging on a big cock and puking on it in my opinion. Can't say which is better or worse though... too small a margin.

Paris Hilton's BFF is my personal favourite.
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11.05.2012 - 01:51
BitterCOld
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Hi. PyroBoner had already started a similar thread.

l2search in the future. will let this one exist because so many have visited it and the other predates most of you.

l2search!
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11.05.2012 - 01:55
Troy Killjoy
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Written by BitterCOld on 11.05.2012 at 01:51
l2search!

I searched "puke", "vomit", "sick" and "gross" but still didn't see it.

What's the title of the other thread?
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