I don't know how to insert images, so fuck you, here's some black metal.

Written by Zap on 13.01.2015 at 19:45

I don't know how to insert images, so fuck you, here's some black metal.

Quote me to see the code. Eazy cheezy like squeezy cheezy peaz.

You can even make a clickable image by doing (without spaces): [url=your url] [img] the image link [/img ] [/ url]

That's good stuff that. Haven't properly got around to listening to it yet but there's something slightly unusual sounding about it.

Written by Ilham on 13.01.2015 at 19:48


Quote me to see the code. Eazy cheezy like squeezy cheezy peaz.

You can even make a clickable image by doing (without spaces): [url=your url] [img] the image link [/img ] [/ url]

That is exactly what I did but I looked at the preview and somehow it didn't work...
EDIT: wait no, never mind, I put in the entire image link Thanks for the help ^^

EDIT: just realized that last thing I said didn't make any sense whatsoever. The problem was that I had clicked on the image and selected "open link in new tab" instead of "open image in new tab" and copied that url.

Written by [user id=4365] on 13.01.2015 at 19:58

That's good stuff that. Haven't properly got around to listening to it yet but there's something slightly unusual sounding about it.

Yeah, still have to finish it (which I will get to right now,) but those were my thoughts exactly.

Also really dig that artwork. Simple but really nice colour and design.

Yeah, when I check out albums outside of Metal Storm I usually only listen to the ones with a good cover art, since otherwise there's just too much stuff to check out. And on Bandcamp I can guess what the album will sound like about 70% of the time just based on the cover art, which sucks.

Written by Zap on 13.01.2015 at 20:35

Yeah, when I check out albums outside of Metal Storm I usually only listen to the ones with a good cover art, since otherwise there's just too much stuff to check out. And on Bandcamp I can guess what the album will sound like about 70% of the time just based on the cover art, which sucks.

It sucks, but as you say it does really cut down on what to check out and what not to. It's weird but sometimes you just know something is going to be good based on the artwork, just likes 9 times out of 10 crappy artwork usually ends up having terrible bedroom music associated with it, or something very typical of the artwork style.

New record from EEE Recordings (Njiqahdda, Oaks of Bethel etc.)

E. - Objet De Culte

Written by 3rdWorld on 13.01.2015 at 23:48

New record from EEE Recordings (Njiqahdda, Oaks of Bethel etc.) E. - Objet De Culte .

Haven't properly listened to that one yet but I found this today which is a remix or sorts of one of the tracks off it, which is rather nice.

Written by [user id=4365] on 13.01.2015 at 23:53

Haven't properly listened to that one yet but I found this today which is a remix or sorts of one of the tracks off it, which is rather nice.

Haha I am indeed aware of that but was yet to give a spin on that. The original is a rather interesting album.

Written by [user id=4365] on 13.01.2015 at 23:53

E. - Regarder Mort Déplier

I guess they meant "watch death unfold", but the bad google trad result is hilarious .

Written by Ilham on 14.01.2015 at 00:24

I guess they meant "watch death unfold", but the bad google trad result is hilarious .

Shit, does that mean they probably aren't French? I couldn't find where they were from so took a guess based on the title for my list =P

Written by [user id=4365] on 14.01.2015 at 00:25

Written by Ilham on 14.01.2015 at 00:24

I guess they meant "watch death unfold", but the bad google trad result is hilarious .

Shit, does that mean they probably aren't French? I couldn't find where they were from so took a guess based on the title for my list =P

It says Colorado on Bandcamp

Written by Ilham on 14.01.2015 at 00:24

I guess they meant "watch death unfold", but the bad google trad result is hilarious .

I thought they wanted to go for "Watching Death Unfold" but didn't know about le gérondif.

Written by Zap on 14.01.2015 at 00:27

It says Colorado on Bandcamp

I did spot that but I'm fairly sure that's the label =P the other bands on it also have Colorado in the tags.

Actually I realise now it's all owned by Njijijquidijja guys isn't it, so must be Colorado... -_-

Written by [user id=4365] on 14.01.2015 at 00:29

I did spot that but I'm fairly sure that's the label =P the other bands on it also have Colorado in the tags.

Ehm. Maybe they only accept bands from Colorado...? I only know Njiqahdda and they're from Colorado according to MA.

Written by Zap on 14.01.2015 at 00:33

Ehm. Maybe they only accept bands from Colorado...? I only know Njiqahdda and they're from Colorado according to MA.

Yeah I just realised the whole label is run by Njiqahdda people so I guess it must be Colorado after all. Damn peasants.

Written by Zap on 14.01.2015 at 00:29

I thought they wanted to go for "Watching Death Unfold" but didn't know about le gérondif.

Yep, made it sound like Tarzan speak. Plus we don't use that notion of "unfolding". So it sounds like the guy is literally watching someone unfolding a piece of paper called "death". Also it's "la mort". The closest to what they wanted to say must be something like "Regarder La Mort Se Dérouler" but even that sounds so damn retarded. This has become my favourite band name ever.

REGARDER MORT DÉPLIER!!! REGARDER MORT DÉPLIER!!! REGARDER MORT DÉPLIER!!!

I'm having a fit here.

Written by Ilham on 14.01.2015 at 00:39

Yep, made it sound like Tarzan speak. Plus we don't use that notion of "unfolding". So it sounds like the guy is literally watching someone unfolding a piece of paper called "death". Also it's "la mort". The closest to what they wanted to say must be something like "Regarder La Mort Se Dérouler" but even that sounds so damn retarded. This has become my favourite band name ever.

REGARDER MORT DÉPLIER!!! REGARDER MORT DÉPLIER!!! REGARDER MORT DÉPLIER!!!

I'm having a fit here.

Hahaha, I'm just laughing imagining you having so much fun with that. I didn't think it that funny, but now that you pointed out all their errors it does sound like Tarzan speak
Also, you should make an "unbored cover" version where a guy is unfolding a piece of paper with the word "death' written on it. Might not get lots of +1s on this site, but it'd still be funny for those who get it.

Written by Zap on 14.01.2015 at 00:45

Hahaha, I'm just laughing imagining you having so much fun with that. I didn't think it that funny, but now that you pointed out all their errors it does sound like Tarzan speak
Also, you should make an "unbored cover" version where a guy is unfolding a piece of paper with the word "death' written on it. Might not get lots of +1s on this site, but it'd still be funny for those who get it.

Hahaha. IM ON IT RIGHT NOW.

When I start laughing at absurd things like this I feel the irresistible urge to go down the six stories, tear my clothes apart and like, scream "REGARDER MORT DÉPLIER !!!" at the top of my lungs while chasing cars.

Written by Ilham on 14.01.2015 at 00:55

Hahaha. IM ON IT RIGHT NOW.

When I start laughing at absurd things like this I feel the irresistible urge to go down the six stories, tear my clothes apart and like, scream "REGARDER MORT DÉPLIER !!!" at the top of my lungs while chasing cars.

Be sure to show it to me when you're finished
And I totally know that feeling, minus the clothe-tearing maybe. I don't wanna waste perfectly good clothes.

On topic:
That other album by E. (not the death unfolding one) sounded pretty decent, but there were too many parts I didn't like.

Written by [user id=4365] on 13.01.2015 at 23:53

Haven't properly listened to that one yet but I found this today which is a remix or sorts of one of the tracks off it, which is rather nice.

E. - Regarder Mort Déplier[/center]

Just gave this a full listen and its an interesting spin on the original album and is quite good especially the last track but I prefer the original record to this. Or maybe I'm not into that much Ambient/drone black so fuck it.

First announcement from the I, Voidhanger roster! (ya missed me?)




Sounds better than their debut which I wasn't a big fan of. Going to have to listen to the rest though.

Written by [user id=126528] on 14.01.2015 at 22:15

First announcement from the I, Voidhanger roster! (ya missed me?)
Nar Mattaru - Ancient Atomic Warfare
Chilean Death Metal
Sounds better than their debut which I wasn't a big fan of. Going to have to listen to the rest though.

Saw this on facebook. Good song but its no surprise as you can put your money on I, Voidhanger records, they deliver the goods without fail.

Hmm, I dunno, that sounds very ordinary and unremarkable for an I, Plane Hangar release. Maybe the full album will reveal more.

I, Coathanger still works better, sorry, I still win.

Written by Ilham on 14.01.2015 at 23:07

I, Coathanger still works better, sorry, I still win.

I, MC Hammer. There you go, now I win because MC Hammer.

New track from upcoming Gnaw Their Tongues/Actuary Split.

Hmm. i'm sure i did a pointless post on this thread that disappeared...oh well