Written by Dark Cornatus on 06.05.2008 at 01:31

I play Metal when doing the horizontal tango to drown out the noises so my parents cant hear

Since when??
Your an Idiot!

Sex + Metal = The best way to "do it"

@Oracle: Since when is someone an idiot for playing metal to drown out the sounds of sex...I used to do that when I lived with my parents...now I live in a townhouse and it doesn't really matter anymore...although metal is always playing around here anyway because we all listen to it and it's usually on when someone is having sex somewhere...

Well I have had sex listening to: Gorgoroth, Carpathian Forest, Naglfar, Keep of Kalessin, Carcass, Forest of Stars, Darkthrone, Destruction, Morbid Angel, Enslaved, Decapitated, Psycroptic, Naumachia... And so far the BEST one, I have to say is Gorgoroth's Incipt Satan. Its like lust made Black Metal, seriously. And well, into Industrial, forever on and beyond with "Hell:Symmetry" of Laibach
Mind you everything in a car.
Beds are too emo.

Written by [user id=2084] on 28.07.2008 at 04:13

@Oracle: Since when is someone an idiot for playing metal to drown out the sounds of sex...I used to do that when I lived with my parents...now I live in a townhouse and it doesn't really matter anymore...although metal is always playing around here anyway because we all listen to it and it's usually on when someone is having sex somewhere...

Well he's my bf so im allowed to call him an idiot and i was calling him an idiot because i havent heard him play any metal yet to drown any noise in general lol. and besides our room is far far away from his parents and sister's bedroom haha.

Well Amorphis, particularly the three albums with Pasi Koskinen, always "fit the mood". Also Tool's Lateralus and 10.000 days, perfect.

well our last time was with Deliverance!! lol not that deliverance i meant Opeth's Deliverance
and i have a plan for the next time too! we will do it with This Love!! not that love just with Pantera's This Love, which i really playin right now

Well I have a MP3 CD with Leaves' Eyes - Lovelorn and Paradise Lost albums from Icon to Paradise Lost.
Perfect. Perfect. Ok, Alexander Krull's growls may seem inaproppiate, but believe me, it's rad.

Written by [user id=23805] on 09.08.2008 at 15:06

So, I'm in Mexico, I'm 14 and I've never had sex. (This me telling a story, not me now) I meet this 17 year old Mexican girl who really thinks I'm cute. It doesn't matter that she's 17 cause all the girls there look 3 years younger than they are and I lied and said I was 16 (maybe she was lying too...). Anyways, we flirt for a week, she let me touch her boob, it was really awesome...blah blah blah. Eventually we get back to my hotel. The hotel has a shared kitchen and dining room because it was pretty small place with about 7 rooms. Well my folks were downtown partying and there were no other people renting at the hotel so we went to dining room to play music (that's where the stereo was). This proved joyous because she shared my love for the likes of Rob Zombie, Samael, Rammstein and OOMPH!. Before long it was time to get down to business. I had a mix playing all of the afore mentioned bands and things were heating up; clothes started coming off, hands started exploring and we figured the best place to do all of this was right on top of the dining room table. Looking back on it I think that was the best time of my life; blaring my favorite music and losing my virginity to a gorgeous Mexican girl name Jasmine, with a full moon illuminating us in the otherwise unlit room. It was fantastic. And then my parents walked in.

"What are doing?" says the senile voice of an old woman. I immediately leap off the table and pull my pants up at the same time. I have trouble getting around a rather stubborn protrusion when zipping up so I just leave the hastily fashioned tent made of white cotton boxers in plain view. Rob Zombie's "Pussy Liquor" is the song of the moment. "Out, out, out, out, out, out; this is my first time, out, out , out" I say manually directing my shocked parents back from whence they came. Meanwhile Jasmine is like a ninja and has vanished in the panic. My dad is concerned about me walking towards him with an erection and leaves rather quickly. My mom isn't to aware of what's happening and just says "Ok, well here, you can put away the groceries.".

Later that night, after mom and dad had a smoke on my behalf (they had recently quit smoking) they came back to meet Jasmine in a more traditional, fully clothed setting. We all had a good nervous laugh over the embarrassment of it all and went to bed.

So, although I do enjoy listening to metal during sex, the point of this story is: don't listen to metal so loud that you can't hear your parents entering the room. Or at least move the stereo to a more private location.

That's a real good memory for for me. I was only 14 at the time so I unfortunately didn't have my shit together enough to stay in contact with Jasmine when I returned to Alaska. I don't know where she is now. At least the memories will stay forever untainted and hilarious.

it was a nice memory and sad too. cause i see that u talk about it with passion. so u have a nostalgia with it.
some memories r unforgetable, so sweet and so sad. i wish u will find her one day. liked ur story so much.

Written by [user id=23805] on 09.08.2008 at 15:06

So, I'm in Mexico, I'm 14 and I've never had sex. (This me telling a story, not me now) I meet this 17 year old Mexican girl who really thinks I'm cute. It doesn't matter that she's 17 cause all the girls there look 3 years younger than they are and I lied and said I was 16 (maybe she was lying too...). Anyways, we flirt for a week, she let me touch her boob, it was really awesome...blah blah blah. Eventually we get back to my hotel. The hotel has a shared kitchen and dining room because it was pretty small place with about 7 rooms. Well my folks were downtown partying and there were no other people renting at the hotel so we went to dining room to play music (that's where the stereo was). This proved joyous because she shared my love for the likes of Rob Zombie, Samael, Rammstein and OOMPH!. Before long it was time to get down to business. I had a mix playing all of the afore mentioned bands and things were heating up; clothes started coming off, hands started exploring and we figured the best place to do all of this was right on top of the dining room table. Looking back on it I think that was the best time of my life; blaring my favorite music and losing my virginity to a gorgeous Mexican girl name Jasmine, with a full moon illuminating us in the otherwise unlit room. It was fantastic. And then my parents walked in.

"What are doing?" says the senile voice of an old woman. I immediately leap off the table and pull my pants up at the same time. I have trouble getting around a rather stubborn protrusion when zipping up so I just leave the hastily fashioned tent made of white cotton boxers in plain view. Rob Zombie's "Pussy Liquor" is the song of the moment. "Out, out, out, out, out, out; this is my first time, out, out , out" I say manually directing my shocked parents back from whence they came. Meanwhile Jasmine is like a ninja and has vanished in the panic. My dad is concerned about me walking towards him with an erection and leaves rather quickly. My mom isn't to aware of what's happening and just says "Ok, well here, you can put away the groceries.".

Later that night, after mom and dad had a smoke on my behalf (they had recently quit smoking) they came back to meet Jasmine in a more traditional, fully clothed setting. We all had a good nervous laugh over the embarrassment of it all and went to bed.

So, although I do enjoy listening to metal during sex, the point of this story is: don't listen to metal so loud that you can't hear your parents entering the room. Or at least move the stereo to a more private location.

That's a real good memory for for me. I was only 14 at the time so I unfortunately didn't have my shit together enough to stay in contact with Jasmine when I returned to Alaska. I don't know where she is now. At least the memories will stay forever untainted and hilarious.

Mouts awsome storv what I had read in this site , realy awsome, show us her pic

BTW one way are say to girl you'r e younger if you're soemhow past 20, and say you'r eolder if you're about 14

I know how beautifull thay are , realy I know man

Written by [user id=23805] on 11.08.2008 at 13:21

Written by Bad English on 11.08.2008 at 12:49

I know how beautifull thay are , realy I know man

I know, the latina porn sites are awesome, huh? Hahahah, just kidding.

wanna discuss porn its in pornografy and prostitution tread, wanna discuss sex on sex treda, otherwise we're out of topic

I like to play the odyssey by symphony x

its very triumphant.

p.s total lie.

id laugh my ass off if anyone really did this

Written by Samuel on 21.08.2008 at 03:42

I like to play the odyssey by symphony x

its very triumphant.

p.s total lie.

id laugh my ass off if anyone really did this

lol.. triumphant sex

Venom is perfect for getting "down and dirty" though

Written by Valentin B on 21.08.2008 at 13:54

Written by Samuel on 21.08.2008 at 03:42

I like to play the odyssey by symphony x

its very triumphant.

p.s total lie.

id laugh my ass off if anyone really did this

lol.. triumphant sex

Venom is perfect for getting "down and dirty" though

As Cattle Decapitation would be for sadomasochism...

Written by [user id=23805] on 09.08.2008 at 15:06

So, I'm in Mexico, I'm 14 and I've never had sex. (This me telling a story, not me now) I meet this 17 year old Mexican girl who really thinks I'm cute. It doesn't matter that she's 17 cause all the girls there look 3 years younger than they are and I lied and said I was 16 (maybe she was lying too...). Anyways, we flirt for a week, she let me touch her boob, it was really awesome...blah blah blah. Eventually we get back to my hotel. The hotel has a shared kitchen and dining room because it was pretty small place with about 7 rooms. Well my folks were downtown partying and there were no other people renting at the hotel so we went to dining room to play music (that's where the stereo was). This proved joyous because she shared my love for the likes of Rob Zombie, Samael, Rammstein and OOMPH!. Before long it was time to get down to business. I had a mix playing all of the afore mentioned bands and things were heating up; clothes started coming off, hands started exploring and we figured the best place to do all of this was right on top of the dining room table. Looking back on it I think that was the best time of my life; blaring my favorite music and losing my virginity to a gorgeous Mexican girl name Jasmine, with a full moon illuminating us in the otherwise unlit room. It was fantastic. And then my parents walked in.

"What are doing?" says the senile voice of an old woman. I immediately leap off the table and pull my pants up at the same time. I have trouble getting around a rather stubborn protrusion when zipping up so I just leave the hastily fashioned tent made of white cotton boxers in plain view. Rob Zombie's "Pussy Liquor" is the song of the moment. "Out, out, out, out, out, out; this is my first time, out, out , out" I say manually directing my shocked parents back from whence they came. Meanwhile Jasmine is like a ninja and has vanished in the panic. My dad is concerned about me walking towards him with an erection and leaves rather quickly. My mom isn't to aware of what's happening and just says "Ok, well here, you can put away the groceries.".

Later that night, after mom and dad had a smoke on my behalf (they had recently quit smoking) they came back to meet Jasmine in a more traditional, fully clothed setting. We all had a good nervous laugh over the embarrassment of it all and went to bed.

So, although I do enjoy listening to metal during sex, the point of this story is: don't listen to metal so loud that you can't hear your parents entering the room. Or at least move the stereo to a more private location.

That's a real good memory for for me. I was only 14 at the time so I unfortunately didn't have my shit together enough to stay in contact with Jasmine when I returned to Alaska. I don't know where she is now. At least the memories will stay forever untainted and hilarious.

...mexican girls are a little mischevious haha...lol i think u'll never forget that night, it was quite embarassing!!...u know?? it's better if ur parents aren't around, u can have a great time with no distractins, and listen to metal really loud...it's better hehe

@Varelse
ur story has been changed the topic! lol

Written by [user id=31891] on 16.09.2008 at 12:07

@Varelse
ur story has been changed the topic! lol

...haha remember the story did end with something related to the topic: "don't listen to metal so loud that you can't hear your parents entering the room. Or at least move the stereo to a more private location"

well i think even without music on you probably wouldnt have heard them in the "heat of the moment" ...
and don't forget hotels always have those don't interrupt signs that you can hang on the door

i personally enjoy "pretty" or gentle music, while i otherwise enjoy a lot of heavier or brutal bands it just doesn't fit with the atmosphere for me, if there's some guy screaming around in the background being covered by a blaring guitar and a wall of blastbeats... well i can ignore the music altogether but then there's no point in having it on anyway
generally for me gothic metal and power metal (cheese anyone? ) fit best with sex, some hard rock can be quite nice too

Written by Sick Girl on 28.07.2008 at 03:43

Sex + Metal = The best way to "do it"

Oh god! Where have you been then for so long??? :lol:

Written by Sick Girl on 28.07.2008 at 03:43

Sex + Metal = The best way to "do it"

haha...it surely is...metal is like...mmm...stimulating...lol

Written by nana.MD on 21.09.2008 at 23:06

Written by Sick Girl on 28.07.2008 at 03:43

Sex + Metal = The best way to "do it"

haha...it surely is...metal is like...mmm...stimulating...lol

unstopable GODLIKE.

Written by nana.MD on 21.09.2008 at 23:06

Written by Sick Girl on 28.07.2008 at 03:43

Sex + Metal = The best way to "do it"

haha...it surely is...metal is like...mmm...stimulating...lol

oh so stimulating haha.

Yes, YEs, YES....

LOL

Defiantely love metal whilst having sex.
Specially if it's dark and heavy, gives me a feeling like animalistic. It makes the sex, a ga-zillion times hotter, more passionate everything.
Favourites - stone sour, rammestein,nine inch nails, manson
etc etc

ok ladies calm down! u can find the right time and the right place to do what u want!

Written by [user id=31891] on 29.09.2008 at 10:05

ok ladies calm down! u can find the right time and the right place to do what u want!

lol
we r just answering to the thread's questiona haha...j/k

Written by DevilBabi on 29.09.2008 at 06:45

Defiantely love metal whilst having sex.
Specially if it's dark and heavy, gives me a feeling like animalistic. It makes the sex, a ga-zillion times hotter, more passionate everything.
Favourites - stone sour, rammestein,nine inch nails, manson

Teh industrial metal stuff is rpetty cool. I tried with NIN and it was awesome.
So far I've had sex listening to NIN, Tool, Amorphis, Paradise Lost, Leaves' Eyes, A Perfect Circle, Def Leppard, Jethro Tull (LOL) and some electro stuff.

Paradise Lost=Draconian Times for me!

I listened to metal last night while shaving my balls. Don't know what I'm writing that, but its completely relevant considering it has to do with my genitalia

I was actually listening to Negura Bunget's OM...go figure..

Written by TheBigRossowski on 01.10.2008 at 11:26

I listened to metal last night while shaving my balls. Don't know what I'm writing that, but its completely relevant considering it has to do with my genitalia

I was actually listening to Negura Bunget's OM...go figure..

just wanted to know, what is the meaning of ur nick CDR, Ive heard DDR, DPR, ... but what is CDR