01. Huge Tools (Every Single Person Involved)
02. Reconsider Your Life Choices
03. Fire Your Marketing Guy
04. Dumbest Name Ever For Water
05. Get Slaughtered On Shark Tank
06. This Water Couldn't Be Less Appealing
07. Selling Your Soul Is Deplorable
08. Go Out Of Business
09. This Crap Is Pure Evil
10. Bad Marketing