P-O-P-P-Y, I'm Poppy
P-O-P-P-Y, I'm Poppy
P-O-P-P-Y, I'm Poppy
P-O-P-P-Y, that's me!

Welcome to the new world, I'm your internet girl
Open up and you'll see, everyone is happy
I like your technology, can you put it on me?
The future is so pretty, we're living in harmony

(But Poppy, how do I live in your future paradise?)
All you have to do is follow these steps. Say:

P-O-P-P-Y, I'm Poppy
P-O-P-P-Y, I'm Poppy
P-O-P-P-Y, I'm Poppy
P-O-P-P-Y, that's me!
Pop, pop, pop, Poppy
Pop, pop, pop, Poppy-py
Pop, pop, pop, Poppy
Poppy-y-y, that's me!

Life can be like a dream if you let me be your queen
You know where to find me, on your telephone screen
Please electrify me, power my battery
I need your energy to store all your memory

(But Poppy, how can I be like you?
I'm having trouble figuring you out)
All you have to do is follow these steps:

P-O-P-P-Y, I'm Poppy
P-O-P-P-Y, I'm Poppy
P-O-P-P-Y, I'm Poppy
P-O-P-P-Y, that's me!
Pop, pop, pop, Poppy
Pop, pop, pop, Poppy-py
Pop, pop, pop, Poppy
Poppy-y-y, that's me!

Computer, internet
Video, camera
[x2]

(I think I'm starting to understand
Internet, computer, camera, vlog)
Now you're starting to get it
Let's sing it again

P-O-P-P-Y, I'm Poppy
P-O-P-P-Y, I'm Poppy
P-O-P-P-Y, I'm Poppy
P-O-P-P-Y, that's me!
Pop, pop, pop, Poppy
Pop, pop, pop, Poppy-py
Pop, pop, pop, Poppy
Poppy-y-y, that's me!

That's me! That's me!
That's, that's, that's, that's me!
That's me! That's me!
That's, that's, that's, that's me!

Computer, internet
Video, camera

Get up, put my makeup on, I know it's time to go
Sing along to a dumb pop song that they play on the radio
Time for a pic, 'cause I'm all dressed up
Don't make me look too typical
'Cause I'm ready for my close-up
I said I'm ready for my close-up

One, two, three, oh c'mon let's go
Let's make a video, oh-oh
One, two, three, oh c'mon let's go
Let's make a video, oh-oh

Action, I'm ready
Don't want to miss a frame
Lights, camera, action
Lights, camera, action, action
I love you when you're happy
I love you when you're down
Lights, camera, action
Lights, camera, action, action

I feel at home with my microphone turned up in the studio
Always know that it's time to go when we're done with the video
Time for pic, 'cause I'm all dressed up
Don't make me look too typical
'Cause I'm ready for my close-up
I said I'm ready for my close-up

One, two, three, oh c'mon let's go
Let's make a video, oh-oh
One, two, three, oh c'mon let's go
Let's make a video, oh-oh

Action, I'm ready
Don't want to miss a frame
Lights, camera, action
Lights, camera, action, action
I love you when you're happy
I love you when you're down
Lights, camera, action
Lights, camera, action, action

One, two, three
One, two, three
C'mon let's go
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon let's go
One, two, three
Let's go
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon let's go

Action, I'm ready
Don't want to miss a frame
Lights, camera, action
Lights, camera, action, action
I love you when you're happy
I love you when you're down
Lights, camera, action
Lights, camera, action, action
Action, I'm ready
Don't want to miss a frame
Lights, camera, action
Lights, camera, action, action
I love you when you're happy
I love you when you're down
Lights, camera, action
Lights, camera, action, action

My eyelashes are seven feet long, people stop, they stop and stare
They wanna know if I got 'em glued on but I woke up and they were there
I was born with make up on, mani-pedi and everything
Normal babies whine and cry but I could only sing

You don't even know what to do with me
I came from your cotton candy dreams, oh

I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink
I'm bleach blonde, baby, that's how God made me
Not everyone was born this perfect
But, it's just my burden to bear
I'm bleach blonde, baby, that's how God made me

Say my name three times and I will grant your every wish
Think of me before you sleep and taste my angel's kiss
One day my face will be on a million dollar bill
Being flawless everyday, well, that's my only skill

You don't even know what to do with me
I came from your cotton candy dreams, oh

I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink
I'm bleach blonde, baby, that's how God made me
Not everyone was born this perfect
But, it's just my burden to bear
I'm bleach blonde, baby, that's how God made me

They say maybe she was born with it
They say how could she be so legit
They say maybe she was born with it
Well it's true, I was

I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink
I'm bleach blonde, baby, that's how God made me
Not everyone was born this perfect
But, it's just my burden to bear
I'm bleach blonde, baby, that's how God made me

Where is my microphone?

I, need to go, go, go
Where's my microphone?
Where's my microphone?
I, need to sing, sing, sing
A time-sensitive thing
Where's my microphone?

I've wasted all this time
Tryna get what's mine
Can someone help me find, my microphone?
Late to the show
Really need to go
Does anybody know?

Where is my microphone?
Where is my microphone?

Hey, hello audio
Where did you go, go, go?
Where did you go, go, go?
My song is on the radio
It's time for my cameo
Where is my microphone?

I've wasted all this time
Tryna get what's mine
Can someone help me find, my microphone?
Late to the show
Really need to go
Does anybody know?
Where is my microphone?

All this time
Tryna get what's mine
Can someone help me find, my microphone?
Late to the show
Really need to go
Does anybody know?
Where is my microphone?
Where is my microphone?

Lost and found, lost and found
Lost and found microphone
Lost and found, lost and found
Lost and found microphone
Microphone

Come out, come out
Wherever you are
I know you can't have gone very far
If we were together we can be stars
But, we're gonna need to work very hard
So come with me, you will see
We can be celebrities
Just open up your heart

Where is my microphone?
Where is my microphone?
Where is my microphone?
Hey! Hey!
Where is my microphone?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Oh, there it is!

I'm so ready to get gone
I'm feeling like a powerful girl
So come with me, let's go
Together we can take on the world

Cause, we're so beyond living like we're typical girls
So take my hand and join me
Singing hey! hey! hey! okay!
The world is ours

Moshi moshi
Hi, hello
Did you call to talk to me?
Hajime konnichiwa
I like you and you like me
It's time to say hello to a new day
And have a cup of tea with my very best friend

Are you ready to get lost?
Let's climb up to the highest peaks
And climb higher above the clouds
You and I can do anything

'Cause, we're so far gone
Living like the typical girls
So take my hand and join me
Singing hey! hey! hey! okay!
The world is ours

Moshi moshi
Hi, hello
Did you call to talk to me?
Hajime konnichiwa
I like you and you like me
It's time to say hello to a new day
And have a cup of tea with my very best friend

Very best friend, my very best friend
Very best friend, my very best friend
(My very best friend)
Very best friend, my very best friend
Very best friend, my very best friend

'Cause we're so far gone
Living like the typical girls
So take my hand and join me
Singing hey! hey! hey! okay!
The world is ours

Moshi moshi
Hi, hello
Did you call to talk to me?
Hajime konnichiwa
I like you and you like me
It's time to say hello to a new day
And have a cup of tea with my very best
Have a cup of tea with my very best friend

Very best friend, my very best friend
Very best friend, my very best friend
Very best friend, my very best friend
Very best friend, my very best friend
(My very best friend)

Very best friend, my very best friend
(Moshi moshi, very best friend)
Very best friend, my very best friend
(My very best friend)
Very best friend, my very best friend
(Moshi moshi, very best friend)
Very best friend, my very best friend
(My very, very best friend)

Very best friend, my very best friend
(Moshi moshi, very best friend)
Very best friend, my very best friend
(My very best)

Boy, boy, boy, boy

I'm in love with my favorite toy
Can't go a day without computer boy
I smile at him while I turn him on
I'm so happy until computer's gone

I don't care, and I won't change myself
I don't want anybody else

I fell in love with the man of the future
I've got a thing for my laptop computer
I'm so in love with the man of the future
The only one who brings me joy is my computer boy
(Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy)

I'm trying not to get attached to you (attached to you)
But no one else gets me like you do (like you do)
When you glow on my face you make me come alive
I want your floppy disk to be my hard drive

I don't care, and I won't change myself
I don't want anybody else

I fell in love with the man of the future
I've got a thing for my laptop computer
I'm so in love with the man of the future
The only one who brings me joy is my computer boy

Don't ever leave me or go to sleep without me
Please stay by my side forever and never talk to anyone else
My dearest
(Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy)
Computer boy
(Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy)

I don't care, and I won't change myself
I don't want anybody else
No, I don't plan to change myself
To be with anybody...
(Computer boy!)

I fell in love with the man of the future
I've got a thing for my laptop computer
I'm so in love with the man of the future
The only one who brings me joy is my computer
I fell in love with the man of the future
I've got a thing for my laptop computer
I'm so in love with the man of the future
The only one who brings me joy is my computer

The only one who brings me joy is my computer
The only one who brings me joy is my computer boy

Poppy:]
Business class, bus pass, hot wax
That's my style
Ice-cream, credit card, modern art
That's my style
Bow ties, botox, rescue dogs
That's my style
Macaroons, cartoons, Dr. Seuss
That's my style
Bath salts, start a cult, I'm so adult
That's my style
Modern French-Italian, I'm living on the edge
That's my style

[Charlotte & Poppy:]
Poppy is an object
Poppy is your best friend
Poppy will break your neck
Poppy will be your pet (be your)
Poppy is an object
Poppy is your best friend
Poppy will break your neck
Poppy will be your pet (be your)

[Poppy:]
Acoustic, classic, electric
That's my style
Google me, follow me, pray for me
That's your style
Faux fur, red alert, miniskirt
That's my style

[Charlotte & Poppy:]
Poppy is an object
Poppy is your best friend
Poppy will break your neck
Poppy will be your pet (be your)
Poppy is an object
Poppy is your best friend
Poppy will break your neck
Poppy will be your pet (be your)

[Poppy:]
That's my style (that's my style)
That's my style (that's my style)

I need somebody to love me
Make me feel warm and fuzzy

I've been a good girl, my life is pretty great
I'm at the photo shoot with make up on my face
But I'm missing something, I can't seem to place, oh no

I've got a fashion sense and money to my name
I've got some cool friends and food is on my plate
But where's the magic that I see in everybody else's face?

I need somebody to love me
Make me feel warm and fuzzy
Come on and kiss me, and hug me
Show me everything
I wanna get warm and fuzzy with you

I've got all the things money can buy
But I want the special feeling coming from inside
Take me in your arms
And show me what it means to be loved by only one
Can you show me, baby?

I need somebody to love me
Make me feel warm and fuzzy
Come on and kiss me, and hug me
Show me everything
I wanna get warm and fuzzy with you

I wanna be swept off my feet
Live in a dream like a movie scene
But I can't do it alone
I need help from another
Be my perfect lover, please
I need to know what it means to be loved
Can you show me baby?

I need somebody to love me
Make me feel warm and fuzzy
Come on and kiss me, and hug me
Show me everything
I wanna get warm and fuzzy with you

Come on and kiss me, and hug me
Show me everything
I wanna get warm and fuzzy with you

La, la, la...

I forgot what my password is
Maybe it's password one, two, three
I feel the technology beat
Deep inside of me, side of me

These days I don't have far to go
Now that I've got you on my screen
When you're down and you're alone
I'll be there watching you

I caught you in my interweb
I caught you in my internet
Well maybe I'm a spider
Or maybe I'm a fisherman
La, la, la...

My breathing code is b-binary
And my lunch is still processing
I feel like I know everything
Deep inside of me, side of me

These days I don't have far to go
Now that I've got you on my screen
When you're down and you're alone
I'll be there watching you

I caught you in my interweb
I caught you in my internet
Well maybe I'm a spider
Or maybe I'm a fisherman
La, la, la...

And the world feels smaller
When you tap my fingers
So let's keep talking
Tell me what day is it
Can't turn it off yet, I'm wrapped up with it
So let's keep talking
Tell me what day is it
(Tell me what day is it)

I caught you in my interweb
I caught you in my internet
Well maybe I'm a spider
Or maybe I'm a fisherman
I caught you in my interweb
I caught you in my internet
Well maybe I'm a spider
Or maybe I'm a fisherman
La, la, la...

You were never meant for me
No true capability to satisfy me in a human way
You got the weaknesses and I have to deal with it
I restart you every single day

I turn you off, I turn you on
And off and off, and on and on
And off and off, and on and on and on

I think you need a software upgrade
Because you run ten minutes too late
And I'm too cute to patiently wait
I'm getting you a software upgrade
(Software upgrade)

You're not original
A true individual
You only say what you're programmed to say
You never make me any food
And you are never in the mood
So come on baby, tell me, are you gay?

I turn you off, I turn you on
And off and off, and on and on
And off and off, and on and on and on
I turn you off, I turn you on
And off and off, and on and on
And off and off, and on and on and on

I think you need a software upgrade
Because you run ten minutes too late
And I'm too cute to patiently wait
I'm getting you a software upgrade
(Software upgrade)

He's a fine, fine hologram
Oh, but he'll never be a real man
Oh, he's a fine fine hologram
Hey hey hey

I think you need a software upgrade
Because you run ten minutes too late
And I'm too cute to patiently wait
I'm getting you a software upgrade

I think you need a software upgrade
Because you run ten minutes too late
And I'm too cute to patiently wait
I'm getting you a software upgrade
(Software upgrade)

I think you need a software upgrade
Because you run ten minutes too late
And I'm too cute to patiently wait
I'm getting you a software upgrade
(Software upgrade)

It exists in all different places
It transcends all time and spaces
I know, oh woah, oh woah, oh woah, it's complicated
It saved me, I know it can save you
That sounds dumb but trust me it's been proved
I know, oh woah, oh woah, oh woah, it's underrated

I think I like it, I think I like it
I think I like it, I think I like it
I think I like it, I think I like it

Pop is when you hear a song
And cannot help but sing along
It's when you hate it but you still appreciate it
Pop belongs to everyone (oh oh)
Pop is on the radio
And who decides we'll never know
Somebody told me I should follow where the money goes

I think I like it, I think I like it
I think I like it, I think I like it

Poor kids come from nothing, but they can
Have it too, it's egalitarian
I know, oh woah, oh woah, oh woah, it's hard to make it
Drive rich cars and live in some mansions
Still, have heart under all the fashions
I know, oh woah, oh woah, oh woah, you gotta chase it, but

I think I like it, I think I like it
I think I like it, I think I like it
I think I like it, I think I like it

Pop is when you hear a song
And cannot help but sing along
It's when you hate it but you still appreciate it
Pop belongs to everyone (oh oh)
Pop is on the radio
And who decides we'll never know
Somebody told me I should follow where the money goes

I think I like it, I think I like it
Yeah, I still like it, yeah, I still like it
I think I like it, I think I like it