Linguistic hocus-pocus never really meant a goddamn thing - To me
Your desperate attempts to be noticed are suck horrible things - To see
No matter what you say you're never gonna change my fucking mind - O.K.?
You just talk and talk talk around in circles with nothing - To say

Can't you shut your mouth?
And open up your mind!
You might be surprised
At the things you'll find!
Form your own opinions
Inside your own head!
Stop regurgitating
Things others have said!

You can't button your lip
You live without companionship
I know you wanna fit
But we don't wanna hear no shit
You can't button your lip
You live without companionship
I know you wanna fit
But we don't wanna hear no shit

Want to be a big man
Enlisted to the Marines
Wanna be a little Rambo
Killing commies on a silver screen
Want to see some action
Got sent to Beruit
Want to see some action
"I need somebody to shoot!"

Got hit by a terrorist's strike
While patrolling through the streets
Broken bodies, cries of pain
G.I. Joe, can you taste defeat?
Hold your bloody buddy while he dies
Not exactly your idea of fun
You stupid fucking idiot!
In real life, they use real guns!

Now - You See - Real Life
It's not a movie!
Now - You See - Real Life
It's not a movie!
Now - You See - Real Life
It's not a movie!

Coffee bean!

Every night I dread
Having top go to bed
Monsters underneath
With big green sharp teeth

Mommy please don't say goodnight
I don't want to go to sleep
There are monsters underneath my bed
And I know they want to eat me!

Monsters under my bed
If I go to sleep I'll be dead
Monsters under my bed
Cannot get them out of my head
Monsters under my bed
If I go to sleep I'll be dead
Monsters under my bed
Cannot get them out of my head

Hiding under, away from the sun
In the dead of night they're sure to come
As soon as it gets dark
They'll be coming after me
Hopefully I'll be safe
Hiding in the sheets

Little green goblins down below
Got to stay awake or they'll get me, I know
There are monsters underneath my bed
And I know they want me dead
Monsters underneath my bed
With little eyes that shine bright red

Mom says nothing's under there
Dad says that it's in my mind
If they were to actually take a look
Creepy monsters they would find

You should have listened
I didn't lie
Now I'm laughing
Cause you died!

Monsters - Monsters - Monsters
Monsters under my bed!

You've all - Just been - Victimized - Evangelist

He stood in front of brainwashed crowds
He even made his wife real proud

The borderline of sanity
God was his Guinea Pig
When he needed more money
He pressured the ministry
He suckered them for all they were worth
He thought that he could rule the earth
Pass the dish around
Contribute to the fund
The lord has faith in you
So give him more and more
I see that you have sinned
One hundred bucks can cleanse
So open up that purse
No need to be averse

The monkey-beat man
You're so discreet
You've been defeated
By the monkey-beat man!

Jimmy had a dozen cars
Now hes trapped behind bars
Little cakeface, she don't care
That Jimmy's gone away
Doin' time, false preaching power
Dodging rapists in the shower
When he finally needs the lord
He turns and runs away

Questions fill the mind, habitually with lies

Jessica was raped
During a motel date
The news that shocked the world
And cakeface cried
"Jim you'll never see the light of day
but if you do, I'll just pray"
in the lords name!

The monkey-beat man
You're so discreet
You've been defeated
By the monkey-beat man!

Now hes gone for forty-five
He'll never see his ugly wife
Revlon, Avon, Maybelline
Is all she wants to see
Poor ol' Jimmy cranks his pipe
Thinking of his putrid wife
He tells the lord he didn't mean
To hurt the ministry
A lesson - Not a joke
Jimmy dropped the soap!

Say you've done your sentence but committed no crime
Persecuted through fear
We're not scared of you, it's just that we can't understand
Why you'd wanna be a queer

Not scared of you
You gross me out
Felching is nothing
To brag about

Homo-nausea
Homo-nausea
Homo-nausea
Homo-nausea

Say you've done your sentence but committed no crime
Persecuted through fear
We're not scared of you, it's just that we can't understand
Why you'd wanna be a queer

Cocksmooch
Weenie puff
We've already seen enough

Homo-nausea
Homo-nausea
Homo-nausea
Homo-nausea

Suckin' dick
You make me sick!
Suckin' dick
You make me sick!

Michael, LaToya, who is who?
I can't tell me the difference
Tell me, can you?
I think Michael and LaToya are one in the same
The only thing different
Are their first names
I don't think they are two of them
Only one
And I think that someone's had a whole lot of fun

I think that one of them
Must have died
And that the other one
Just plain lied
I don't think Michael had a facelift
He's really dead
And LaToya's been playing
With everybody's heads

She tapes down her tits
And puts her hair in geri curls
That's why Michael Jackson
Acts like a girl!

I don't know the truth
It could be a lie
Michael's really LaToya in disguise!

Michael, LaToya, who is who?
I can't tell me the difference
Tell me, can you?

There are people in this world
With no solution for the cures
Hear the people cry out in pain
"Will somebody answer me?"

Too many people turn away
When confronted by ill mores
It's easier to look away
Doesn't anybody even care?

There's too much violence, too much rape
Too much crime in the streets
Too much looking, too much bootin'
Too much trippin', smackin', crackin'
Too much promising, too little happening
The governments a piece of shit
They're false prophets with loose sockets

Doesn't anybody even care! Care!

Heard what I say?
Listen very closely
It is time to make a change
Let's turn the tables around
Let's move towards a proper way

We can't change the weather, but together
We'll change the future
Be strong, alert and brave
Be the one to make a change
Doesn't anybody even care?