A Goblin planet, light years away.
Mankind shudders at the thought of the day:
When they came to earth, seeking food!
Seeking a new home for their vile brood!

Planet of fleshy resources untapped.
There was no escape, the humans were trapped.
Goblins on left and goblins on right -
Look at the cities fucking ignite.

The people of earth, look up at the sky,
Screaming in horror, the children cry!
What're these monsters, from where did they fly?
DIE DIE DIE!

[Chorus]
From the edge of the universe goblins came;
Cooking the humans in eternal flame,
All over the world, in every place,
The goblins came, they came from space!

Sending in soldiers to die by the sword,
We stand no chance against the horde.
Killing the beautiful, killing the freaks,
Charging the cities with deafening shrieks.

A flood of goblins to kill them all
Gathering weapons and storming the halls
Castrating children just for their balls
DIE DIE DIE!

A planet of humans, light years away,
Show those bastards, make them pay.
Board the ships, charge the lasers -
Stuff their young in cradles of razors!

Goblins fight!
For endless night!
Swords pierce the armor, extinguishing light!

All will die!
Scream at the sky!
Bleeding on the battlefield, carcasses lie!

Running defeated, they never look back.
Mankind dies in the abyss of winter.
Armies of goblins flank their attacks,
Losing ground, shields turned to splinters.

Goblins away! Longing to crush them, to make them pay!
Screaming in rage on the dirt and the clay!
Slashing with glee! Pounding in faces and smashing their knees!
Sinister art form of human debris!
Horrible sound! Crunching of bone and twisting around!
Enemies cry and wish they had drowned!
All of them perish, hot blood on the ground!

Gossammer nightmares to poison the mind,
The spear and the ax to help them to find,
That magical feeling of terror we like.
Killed in disgrace, impaled on a spike.

Columns of goblins, shredding them all.
Hope is lost for the weakened mortals!
Caustic smiles bring a funeral pall,
Clouds closing in on the dark horizon.

NOOOOO!!

They came from the dark...
They came for flesh...
They came from space...
Goblins!
Through the streets, the goblins marched,
Thirsty for blood, throats were parched.
Killing the old, enslaving the young,
Eating our flesh with forked tongues.
They sailed away on a ship of doom,
The hold below a gory tomb -
Prisoners of war,
Held with no mercy!
They came from a land ebeyond our world...
(An evil portal of goblins unfurled)
Capturing slaves and raping the land...
(They came from a place that was covered in sand)
They came to earth with murderous thoughts...
(What was this place? and why was it there?)
Goblins are crawling out of their lairs!
Goblin Island:
The place where goblins are born!
Island of goblins,
Where humans are treated with scorn!
A magical island in outer space...
The filthy home of the goblin race!
I sing my woeful tale about the fate of man
And the goblins rise to power; destroying everything.
They rape us, they kill us, and then they consume our souls.
We fill their gut, build their huts -
Forced to worship their lord.
Human remains in a goblin crypt,
Bodies skinned and clothing stripped.
Filling the earth with stinking rot,
Boiling the brains in a giant pot.
The feast begins; the island rejoices,
So many parts, so many choices!
What should I eat? Humans for supper!

Sailing relaxed, endless blue
Nowhere to go, nothing to do
Running low on pirate brew
Frightening shortage of wenches to screw
A cryptic shadow on the horizon
Set camp and explore, lest they should wizen
The pirates unearth a mysterious grave
Could this be the magical treasure they crave?
"And as the pirates sailed onwards, towards certain doom, all they could think about was how wonderful it would be to pillage an uncharted island, for they had found an ancient map, buried deep within the sands of the grave. the map read 'Goblin Island'"
SLICE SLICE DICE DICE
Cutting the pirates into bite-sized portions of flesh!
LA LA LA LALA
And then we'll feast on their brains for our meal!
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
And then we'll make funny hats from their skin!
Ripping and tearing, we'll use their organs as toys!
The pirates drop anchor close to the shore
Eager to find out what lies in store
Camp is set up near the menacing mountains
At midnight the necks turn to bloody fountains
The goblins come out from their goblin caves
Ready to make the intruders their slaves
Psychotic warcry, green skinned braves
The skin is stripped from pirate knaves
Out of the dark, the goblins march
One by one, through the goblin arch
Ready to kill the sleeping foes
To pluck off every one of their toes
The slaughter begins, the mayhem unthinkable
Pirate blood is especially drinkable
Lets make jewelery out of their bones
And break their jaws with tiny stones
Looting and pillaging cut short by death
The cold embrace of a goblins breath
Broken in half and stuffed into a chest
By furious goblins with no need to rest
Ripping and tearing, shredding the bastards
Pirates are fast, but goblins are faster
Bandits now slaves to ferocious green masters
What once was a voyage becomes a disaster

Crawl back to your bridges, run away screaming,
Goblins are coming, they're better than you.
Smarter and faster, bow to your masters,
The goblins are winners, the trolls aren't true.
Goblins are better than trolls!
(Yeah they're better than trolls...)
Goblins will rip out your soul!
(Yeah they'll rip out your soul...)
Goblins are better than trolls!
(Yeah they're better than trolls...)
Goblins impale you with poles!
(Yeah they'll stap you with poles! )
Goblins really hate trolls!
(Yeah they fucking hate trolls! )
Goblins will cook you whole!
(They'll bake you into a roll! )
Goblins really hate trolls!
(And they also hate gnolls! )
Goblins come out of a hole!
(And they sear you with coal! )
They'll tear out your spleen and eat it raw,
Carve out your heart with filthy claws,
Scoop our your brains with wooden spoons,
Blast your slimy carcass to the moon!
ARCTURUS TIME!
The trolls run through the forests of doom.
Goblins are coming for blood and skin and balls!

Shadows fall across the kingdom,
Goblins circle round the castle.
Unsuspecting human victims
Soon to die in bloody battle.

The goblin king in gleaming armor,
Stands above the rows of warriors.
They all wait for quiet signal,
KILL THE LOWLY FUCKING HUMANS.

Storming the royal halls of men,
The goblins kill them once again,
And when his mighty scepter swings,
Man dies at the hand of the goblin king!

Human subjects slave away,
Toil and sweat or you'll be flayed,
Crammed into boxes children cry,
Forced to watch their mothers die!

Eviscerating guards, the goblins pour in,
Run through the castle with hideous grins,
Reaching the hall of the once mighty king...
ONE...
TWO...
THREE...
KILL!!!!

The carnage over, goblins cheering,
Crimson stains across the floor.
In the corner, scalped and beaten,
The king is crawling for the door.

The goblins drag the crying ruler
Up to shredded royal throne,
The goblin king picks up his highness,
And strips his face off to the bone

And finally the slaughter stops,
The mighty axe of christmas chops.
A glorious tree to celebrate,
Mankind has finally met his fate.
This is a goblin christmas,
This is a goblin christmas.
This is a goblin christmas,
This is a goblin christmas.
Happiness and joy fill the brisk winter air.
Golden rays of sunlight shine down without a care.
But wait, what's this, a human child, with dimpled little cheeks -
Tear his tender flesh off and we'll feast upon his meat.
After the onset of nuclear winter,
(Nuclear winter...)
The wonderful denizens of goblin town,
(Goblin town...)
Frolic about the countryside and nothing gets them down,
(And nothing gets them down...)
Don't wear a frown, because dear friendc, this town is goblin town.
(Goblin town, goblin town, goblin town...)
Joy and festivities are everywhere,
(Goblin town, goblin town, Don't wear a frown in goblin town! )
So let's go watch the goblin clown!
(Goblin town, goblin town, Don't wear a frown in goblin town! )
This is a goblin christmas,
This is a goblin christmas.
This is a goblin christmas,
This is a goblin christmas.

AFTER THEN THOUSAND YEARS, WE'RE FREE AND IT'S FINALLY TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!
Go go Goblin Rangers!
Go go Goblin Rangers!
(Get out of here, filthy human! )
Go go Goblin Rangers,
You filthy stinkin' Goblin Rangers!
Go go Goblin Rangers!
Go go Goblin Rangers!
Go go Goblin Rangers,
You filthy stinkin' Goblin Rangehehe-ehhh...