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01. Sweet Dreams

Music by Janne Joutsenniemi & Roope Latvala
Lyrics by Janne Joutsenniemi
Normal guy living normal life
Boring job, commanding wife
You're free only in your dreams
Quite weird scenes
You dream of something real raw
Flesh and blood, you want more
Absurd violence is what you wanna see
Exterminator is what you'd like to be

You maim all, cut their throats
In blood your battleship floats
Absurd violence - absurd violence is what you wanna see
Exterminator is what you'd like to be

Good night - close your little eyes
Sleep tight - dream of something nice
Don't let the bedbugs bite

Your wife sleeps next to you
But she don't know what you're going through
Killer - nice - raper - sweet
In your dreams you don't have to be neat

(Leads: Jiri, Roope)

Your dirtiest dream about discipline
You wanna smell the burning skin
You wanna woman with swollen lips
And teach her with your whips
Torture really turns you on
Best way to have a hard on
Bloody buttocks, beaten bitch
This channel you wouldn't switch

Good night - close your little eyes
Sleep tight - dream of something nice
Don't let the bedbugs bite

02. Empty Corner

Music by Roope Latvala
Lyrics by Janne Joutsenniemi
Ain't I so nice, mother you're so wise
I'll satisfy your will
You've tied me tight, but I won't fight
Because I don't dare to try

A holy place for disgrace
After having been a bad bad boy

You like to see me cry, a fact your can't deny
Mother I ask you why?
If I hurt your honour, you push me back into my corner

You want to protect me from the wicked world outside
You keep me in your empire of glass and I'm your pride

I dream of breaking the glass and stepping into the unknown
But do I have strength to pull myself over the wall of fear
What would happen to my mother?
Would I hurt your feelings?
Would you still take me back if I missed you too much?

(Leads: Roope, Jiri)

Spoke up my mind, mother you're not so kind
I'm back in the corner
I'm begging thanksgiving, "You must be kidding"
Guessed I did disappoint you, oh mommy, I'm so sorry

A holy place for disgrace
After having been a bad bad boy

To this white sheep, raising stuck cuts too deep
I think I'm done
The cuts will bleed 'cos you don't have
What they really need

You wanted to protect me from my dream world outside
Kept me in your empire of glass, say bye bye to your pride

03. Back To The Stone Age

Music by Janne Joutsenniemi & Roope Latvala
Lyrics by Janne Joutsenniemi
No brain but thick shells
Two rhinos are having a good time
Don't ever get in their way, you're an ant
They'll roll over you
Now you will see what it's like to be
When we are going back to the Stone age

Rhinos rule what you do
Your life depends on them
Be quiet and build your hill
Or you'll begin to feel quite ill

The celebration has no ending
They fight and roar screams of joy
Lands gone through vast destruction
Now the land is just a useless toy

Lick their wounds, say you enjoyed the show
The world is like a raging beast
We've gone back to the Stone age

Rhinos rule what you do
Your life depends on them
Be quiet and build your hill
Or you'll begin to feel quite ill

(Lead: Jiri)

Now there's no rhinos, died after the final feast
But strong ants will survive, build up a better world

(Lead: Roope)

Back to the Stone age

04. Concrete Malformation

Music by Roope Latvala
Lyrics by Janne Joutsenniemi
If the tough guys call you chicken shit
And you are scared to death
If you are so lonely that
You can't even see yourself in the mirror - Kill yourself.

Where'd you find so many friends and become
As man as a man can be?
There is just one right answer - Join the army!
No more you'll feel ill
"Search and destroy" that's the spirit
All that moves you kill

Think about the great feeling when a
Concrete face general yells at you
Yes sir! May I lick your boots or
Does your highness use dry cleaning
When you play war he can play god and
Let repressed feelings out
Feel the satisfaction of that crooked
Speech disordered soul

(Leads: Roope, Roope & Jiri, Jiri)

Isn't it fun to cherish a big gun!
Reminds you of something you have small
Eating corn flakes every morning
Makes you strong and grow so tall

If you wanna be a good boy
You will kill enough
You got yourself a piece of iron
Reputation you're tough

That goes on in your mind
No decisions for you to make
You're not here to serve your native country
Just one pervert fruit cake

05. No Anaesthesia

Music by Janne Joutsenniemi & Roope Latvala
Lyrics by Janne Joutsenniemi
A white bodybuilding man looking for a delicate boy
Who wants to get submitted and be treated
As a cheap toy
Looking for a real adventure? I'm all that boy needs
I got rubberboots, a leatherwhip, everything!
Balls full of seeds

C'mon fear me boy, taste my fire
I'm gonna give it to you with no anaesthesia

You read this in one of those magazines
And begin to feel really tight in your jeans
At once you know this one is for you
Your chance to be loved and show your love too

Get down, down on your knees
Make it slippery with grease
This dream's been going on every night
You're sure he loves you 'cos you got it so tight

Chorus
How do you want it?
No anaesthesia
He's the doctor you are the patient in pain
No anaesthesia
You're a special client so he locks the door
Please dear doc, drill my hole with
No anaesthesia
Let's see what you can take 'cos he's no fake

Obey what he says!
Take off your clothes and he'll tie you to the floor
He'll give you a lesson that
You couldn't have dreamed of before

Fear what he says!
Cry you're hurt, beg mercy
Yell your skin is burning
For him this is just a start
Wait till you see his little dog

(Chorus)

(Lead: Jiri, Roope)

(Chorus)

06. Light Entertainment

Music by Roope Latvala
Lyrics by Janne Joutsenniemi
The great show is here tonight, such has none seen before
People are gathered around, the first act begins
Conjurer takes his top hat and whispers magic words
A white rabbit jumps out of there
The audience is getting bored

But to audience's pleasure the rabbit's eyes are bleeding
And it has a pig's snout, atrophic paws

Blinded by the success he asks for a volunteer
To join the famous saw trick, but now a little changed
Rejoicing is at its best when the conjurer saws
The beautiful and smiling lady into three pieces

So fun - light entertainment, after a hard working day
Enjoy - this is really something

The audience sits excited and quiet
The conjurer performs his last number
He takes a big gun, puts it into his own mouth
Pulls the trigger, applause never seems to end

The next artist is a nigger clown dressed in a monkey suit
Laughter is loud when he tells nigger jokes
With his mouth full of banana

And now comes the highlight of the show
A living hunchback Russian is to be stoned
And the audience can join the act
Everytime you hit the man he cries blasphemies
In Russian

(Leads: Roope, Jiri)

So fun - light entertainment, after a hard working day
Enjoy - this is really something

Everybody's going back home smiling
Children's face covered with chocolate ice cream
Mommy and daddy have a good reason
To be happy again
Happy again!

07. Kill The Dead

Music & lyrics by -
instrumental skit

08. Meat Mincing Machine

Music by Janne Joutsenniemi & Roope Latvala
Lyrics by Janne Joutsenniemi
You have big muscles, long black hair
Play guitar in the cellars, you want out at any cost
This manager here will make you a star
She'll create an image for you
One of those spitting ones...

Kill - while others play, you kill
Praise - praise yourself, the king of heavy metal

(Lead: Roope)

That piece of advice got you into the charts
You think your fans fear and respect you now
"But I want them to fear me more"

(Lead: Jiri, Jiri & Roope)

I think you are ridiculous and silly
Is this all because of the size of your willie
You play macho man to a 13-year old chick
You'd love to explore her porcelain with your prick

You dress like if you lived in the iron age
Your intelligence quotient is pretty much the same
Head full of LSD, acting gorilla on stage
Or are you acting at all?

You're a meat mincing machine, "It's so fucking fun!"
You wanna be as sharp and lethal as an X-ray gun
And be as famous as ex-president Reagan
Well done!

The wide wall between your role and true yourself
Is fading away, so you have to choose which way to go
Fear me more!
You gotta go further and further
Fear me more!
Or wake up from this bad dream
Wake me up!
Please, Mrs. Nice Manager
Wake me up!