It's time to have a pizza party
It's time to have a blast
Lets thrash the shit out of this place
One slice, one slice at a time

I love pizza more than my mom

The oven scorches at 400 degrees
Hot enough to melt your face
Hot enough to melt the cheese

And when death comes knockin' at my door
I'll tell him to go to hell because I'm having a pizza party

It's time to have a pizza party
It's time to have a blast
Lets thrash the shit out of this place
One slice, one slice at a time

I love pizza more than my mom

P - I - Z - Z - A

Hey you get over here
Grab a slice and grab a beer
Hanging out with dudes that count
That's what pizza is all about

There's the jerk on the Blue Tooth
Oblivious to the world around him
The kid locked in his room playing
video games for hours
The online personality of prince charming,
but you'll see him in real life, he can't even
look you in the face

This technology is getting ridiculous
Let's not let this separate us

And the more we become globally connected
The more we seem to grow apart
It's man vs machine and it's rather cut throat

You come from light years away
With your fake orange tan
You look like a carrot zombie
Who arrived in a tin can

Your space pods
Gave you a shiny new glow
Soon cancer will be all that you know

Beware of the carrot attack
These fake n bake creatures will surely attack
So beware of their unnatural skin tone
Look them in the eyes you'll turn to stone

You come from light years away
With your fake orange tan
You look like a carrot zombie
Who arrived in a tin can
Carrot Attack! Carrot Attack!

Something I see below the surface
An ugliness we hide but it serves a purpose
We've been successful at keeping the oppressed
In their place because of race but still preach equality

I think it's great we accept different cultures
Won't single you out because of your color
Seems to be that things have been tainted
We've become culturally diverse without erasing the hatred

Pull this blind from our eyes