Greatest Metal Video Ever... So Far
It is Sunday morning, there's a huge amount of dead serious news to be reported, so there's certainly no room for fooling around. Just like in the previous editions, this feature only takes care of severely important matters, being the high value metal videos - aka the ones that are not recorded in an abandoned factory/the frontman's backyard/high school parking lots. So sit up straight. Remove that chewing gum. No smiling allowed.
Greatest metal video of all time... for this week... is Red Fang - Prehistoric Dog.
Here's the breathtakingly simple formula for making the greatest metal video ever recorded: you need beer, medieval weaponry, vomit, blood, more beer, armored dudes destroying each other, RPG nerds, you really don't have enough beer yet, the clip should be full of awesome (despite the RPG nerds), there should be some metal in it too, beer cans, make that lots and lots of beer cans, a Chihuahua, and some dudes jamming in a kitchen... or something.
Red Fang's self-titled debut was released in March 2009 through Sargent House.
PS: my apologies to theguy hero who suggested this totally awesome video for not acknowledging his contribution - my mailbox was destroyed by a tsunami/my dog ate your letter/I (accidentally) deleted your PM to make more room for Viagra spam. Sorry brah 
[If you found this video devastatingly unfunny and/or painful to watch, and think you can do much better, shoot a message to Thryce with your suggestions for next week's edition.]
Greatest metal video of all time... for this week... is Red Fang - Prehistoric Dog.
Here's the breathtakingly simple formula for making the greatest metal video ever recorded: you need beer, medieval weaponry, vomit, blood, more beer, armored dudes destroying each other, RPG nerds, you really don't have enough beer yet, the clip should be full of awesome (despite the RPG nerds), there should be some metal in it too, beer cans, make that lots and lots of beer cans, a Chihuahua, and some dudes jamming in a kitchen... or something.
Red Fang's self-titled debut was released in March 2009 through Sargent House.
PS: my apologies to the
[If you found this video devastatingly unfunny and/or painful to watch, and think you can do much better, shoot a message to Thryce with your suggestions for next week's edition.]
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| Valentin B Iconoclast Posts: 10094  |
Lol this wasn't as funny as it was awesome haha. White Wizzard and Steel Panther's videos are funnier. the song is really cool though, i hear lots of Black Sabbath influence in there.
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| Kub Posts: 106  |
The guy drinking beer while dying, with the bewerage sprinkling frome the hole in hist chest - nice touch.
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| Ivan Retired Admin Elite Posts: 8850  |
Awesome video. I bet they got the idea from Role Models and then spiced it up with some Monty Python
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| Valentin B Iconoclast Posts: 10094 |
Written by Ivan on 11.04.2010 at 12:47 hahha, yeah, when the nerd cuts off the dude's arm i thought he's gonna continue to hack him Holy Grail-style if you know what i mean. regardless, i think it was a MP reference 
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| Bas Retired Staff Elite Posts: 5591  |
Now that were a lot of beer cans Great vid though
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| Dark Blood The Avenger Posts: 1435  |
Ahah what a nice video. A lot of beer cans used... I just hope they drank all the beer and didn't waste it just to use the cans lol. Pretty funny!
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| Derwood Posts: 511  |
When did Seth Rogen start playing bass? The tune had me banging my head. Funny video. Being both a former RPG junkie and former bassist/vocalist in a metal band, I was truly torn as to which side to cheer for.
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| DoomGuard Posts: 368  |
Funny video, i havent seen many videos in which the nerds come back n actually kill the ppl picking on them...funny stuff, an ok song too
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| Fat & Sassy! Elite Posts: 3857  |
Written by Derwood on 11.04.2010 at 19:36 I think that's the point. A metalhead is a metalhead. Whether he's/she's into playing D&D to some Maiden or Blind Guardian or just chillin' out drinkin' with the guys while listening to Sabbath... We are all in the same (probably viking) boat. 
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| LeChron James Helvetesfossen Posts: 3561  |
They shotgun too slow. buncha bitches. WAIT, this is the first video to be able to have its own drinkin game for. drink everytime you see something alcohol related at any point in the video.
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Written by [user id=291] on 11.04.2010 at 15:37 Of course the blood is not red anymore - it's diluted with lots of beer  Nice video - I loved it.
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| Janne Hugin Posts: 1721  |
Hehe this is the best part of this feature so far
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Account deleted Written by Jeeers on 12.04.2010 at 10:16 I missed that one! Shame on me!
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| GT Coffee!! Staff Posts: 5101  |
Funny video and the song itself wasn't bad at all
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| Øyvind Grave Digger Posts: 671  |
All I thought about during this video was...murder (puts on a pair of shades and The Who start playing "Won't Get Fooled Again")
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| +{Jonas}+ I R Serious Cat Posts: 4955  |
Awesome video, and the song ios pretty cool too
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| Øyvind Grave Digger Posts: 671 |
Written by bloodwrage on 23.05.2010 at 01:03 Hey, it wasn't me who chose the music for CSI Miami This video is so epic that it can't be taunted by anything  And as to whether The Who suck or not, it's a personal view.
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