Steel Panther - Bassist Sits Out Tour To Attend Sex Rehab
Yes, you've read that correctly. It seems like California glam metal party legends Steel Panther's bassist will sit out of their upcoming tour. The lifestyle of debauchery has finally caught up with the band's bassist and Lexxi Foxx has voluntarily checked himself in to an undisclosed "sex rehab." He will have to miss the current U.S. tour that recently kicked off in Chicago. The band's friend of over 30 years and backstage doorman Spyder will be filling in on bass for the upcoming tour dates.
"We love Lexxi Foxx... and his mother," explains drummer Stix Zadinia. "We support his decision to enter sex rehab. We can't wait for him to get back on the road with us after he learns how to have better sex."
Fans will still be able to see Lexxi Foxx alongside Michael Starr, Satchel and Stix Zadinia in the new season of Steel Panther TV, which debuted recently.
"We love Lexxi Foxx... and his mother," explains drummer Stix Zadinia. "We support his decision to enter sex rehab. We can't wait for him to get back on the road with us after he learns how to have better sex."
Fans will still be able to see Lexxi Foxx alongside Michael Starr, Satchel and Stix Zadinia in the new season of Steel Panther TV, which debuted recently.
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| corrupt With a lowercase c Admin Posts: 3541  |
Greatest headline, I've seen in a a while 
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This is clearly a joke, Spinal Tap on steroids, with cheeky humor.
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| Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62025  |
This is hilarious, this is a way to get even more girls till rest of band members needs sex therapy. Maybe band must make new XXX movie about their life? Its even more pussy as Motley Crue could get 
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| JoHn Doe Posts: 5108 |
---- I thought the two primary purposes for the internet were cat memes and overreactions.
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| Ace Frawley The Spaceman Posts: 1459  |
Same place Tiger Woods went to?
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| BloodTears ANA-thema Elite Posts: 11835  |
Written by Ace Frawley on 04.12.2018 at 23:07 Did he ever go to that though? I can't remember.
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Written by BloodTears on 05.12.2018 at 12:32 Apparently he attended Pine Grove Behavioral and Addiction Services clinic.
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| RaduP CertifiedHipster Staff Posts: 9030  |
Well he's the bassist, so I can't imagine he was having much sex anyway
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