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Listening to metal while having sex?



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02.02.2008 - 17:04
Fucked Upstairs.
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Lately I've send the song Overlord by "Liers In Wait" to a friend of mine over msn, and she said that this is the music she wants to listen to while having sex. She's no metalhead and I doubt that she ever heard of death metal in her life, but anyway, after hearing that statement I thaught, why the hell didn't I ever think of this ?! Probably because I never had a girlfriend who truly was into metal like me, but anyway, now I'm curious if some people out here listen to metal while having sex, and if so, what songs do you prefer?
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02.02.2008 - 18:09
Stalker
Lone wanderer
Written by [user id=26778] on 02.02.2008 at 17:04

Lately I've send the song Overlord by "Liers In Wait" to a friend of mine over msn, and she said that this is the music she wants to listen to while having sex. She's no metalhead and I doubt that she ever heard of death metal in her life, but anyway, after hearing that statement I thaught, why the hell didn't I ever think of this ?! Probably because I never had a girlfriend who truly was into metal like me, but anyway, now I'm curious if some people out here listen to metal while having sex, and if so, what songs do you prefer?

I would think that she wants to have sex with me.
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02.02.2008 - 18:27
RhaegarTargaryen
Telcontar
Dont know but for me the best sex is with Children of Bodom ot Evergrey... probaly cause thats my fav bands... fast and furious Anything that goes under Extreme Power/Viking/Folk/Melodeath could do... or some classic stuff like Animal (Fuck like a Beast), L.O.V.E. Machine.... Nightwish or Within Temptation could do it.
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02.02.2008 - 23:23
b0000mst1ck
lol, if you have to stop and think "what CD should i listen to while fucking this bitch", than your priorities are WAY out of order.
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03.02.2008 - 00:22
Syk
myspace/bonerama
Written by b0000mst1ck on 02.02.2008 at 23:23
if you have to stop and think "... while fucking this bitch", then your priorities are WAY out of order.

Indeed.

Lately I've been considering that non-raw black metal could be really great, but I think my favourite would be
fairly-technical-but-not-too-brutal-or-monotonous death metal such as Morbid Angel and Dãm.
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death ? thrash ? death/doom/prog ? Hail Zoldon!

he's not the kind you have to [url=../bands/album.php?album_id=28982]wind up[/url] on Sundays
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03.02.2008 - 00:25
selken
Irreligious
weird but possible. But never use Arch Enemy
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03.02.2008 - 00:51
Promonex
Cathemeral
Elite
Bolt Thrower. Preferably Warmaster or For Victory. I imagine having sex with BT in the background to be absolutely awesome! Unfortunately my girl isn't into metal at all, so I guess it'll have to stay in my mind


And just in case you guys have problems stimulating your girls to the max, a friend of mine had her first orgasm during a Wintersun gig, so you might want to try that as well
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- The Mystery of Life, Vol. 841 Ch. 26
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03.02.2008 - 01:20
Introspekrieg
Totemic Lust
Elite
Who cares if your girl doesn't like metal! That's what headphones are for.....
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03.02.2008 - 01:25
Fucked Upstairs.
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Written by Introspekrieg on 03.02.2008 at 01:20

Who cares if your girl doesn't like metal! That's what headphones are for.....

that's the spirit! xD
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03.02.2008 - 01:31
Lucas
Mr. Noise
Elite
Written by Promonex on 03.02.2008 at 00:51

And just in case you guys have problems stimulating your girls to the max, a friend of mine had her first orgasm during a Wintersun gig, so you might want to try that as well

That's the most ridiculous case of Wintersun fanboy-ism I've ever heard.
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03.02.2008 - 01:32
Jason W.
Razorbliss
Staff
I'd say it would depend on the style of sex - I much prefer something slower, and have had quite good success with Theatre Of Tragedy's "Aegis" as well as Flowing Tears's "Jade." But if it's something a bit more aggressive, maybe Carcass's "Heartwork" ?? Of course if it's that aggressive, I doubt I'd be playing any music at all, I likely would not even think about it!
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"After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley
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03.02.2008 - 01:35
Arian Totalis
The Philosopher
Written by Introspekrieg on 03.02.2008 at 01:20

Who cares if your girl doesn't like metal! That's what headphones are for.....

XD
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For the hero there is No Death"
-Kakita Toshimoko

"The Philosopher, you know so much about nothing at all." _Chuck Schuldiner.
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03.02.2008 - 03:01
Dangerboner
Lactation Cnslt
I prefer Deftones. At times they can be really slow and romantic, and at others they're very aggressive and angry. More importantly, they're spontaneous.

LOL that gives me an idea for a sex game! Listen to something like Benighted or old Megadeth and change sex positions with every hook in each song. That would be a good workout.
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03.02.2008 - 03:11
b0000mst1ck
someone needs to direct and produce a full-length porno with a metal theme. storyline, soundtrack, all of it. the possibilities are endless if you think about it.
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03.02.2008 - 03:12
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Admin
Written by Promonex on 03.02.2008 at 00:51

Bolt Thrower. Preferably Warmaster or For Victory. I imagine having sex with BT in the background to be absolutely awesome! Unfortunately my girl isn't into metal at all, so I guess it'll have to stay in my mind


And just in case you guys have problems stimulating your girls to the max, a friend of mine had her first orgasm during a Wintersun gig, so you might want to try that as well

"For Victory" is my first suggestion as well. alternating blasts, chugging, and slow grinds. Oh, and if you have your timing down, you, too, can especially enjoy the fact the album ends with a soldier yelling "FIRE!" followed by some cannon fire.

I had the opportunity once and had a blast.
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03.02.2008 - 09:24
TOUGHEST MEMBER
Best having sex with headphone with no cable/wire for couple. IMO beautiful and epic music is best fited. And combined with some good lyric, I would go with Dance Of Mortal Lust of Windir.
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03.02.2008 - 11:29
Sleep In Sorrow
Ghost Of The Sun
I think Isis is pretty good to set the mood. Oceanic, for example, has a relaxing, sexy rhythms that explode into heavier climaxes and than go back to the atmosphere.
My Dying Bride and Tiamat are pretty good options, in my opinion, too.
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03.02.2008 - 12:21
Promonex
Cathemeral
Elite
Written by b0000mst1ck on 03.02.2008 at 03:11

someone needs to direct and produce a full-length porno with a metal theme. storyline, soundtrack, all of it. the possibilities are endless if you think about it.

click me
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03.02.2008 - 16:38
b0000mst1ck
Written by Promonex on 03.02.2008 at 12:21

Written by b0000mst1ck on 03.02.2008 at 03:11

someone needs to direct and produce a full-length porno with a metal theme. storyline, soundtrack, all of it. the possibilities are endless if you think about it.

click me

lol, damnit. there goes my call to fame. wave goodbye, everyone.
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03.02.2008 - 16:46
Sleep In Sorrow
Ghost Of The Sun
Written by b0000mst1ck on 03.02.2008 at 16:38

Written by Promonex on 03.02.2008 at 12:21

Written by b0000mst1ck on 03.02.2008 at 03:11

someone needs to direct and produce a full-length porno with a metal theme. storyline, soundtrack, all of it. the possibilities are endless if you think about it.

click me

lol, damnit. there goes my call to fame. wave goodbye, everyone.

Funny, that was done down here in Brazil too. Some guys here in the South made a movie called "Arrombada - Vou Mijar Na Porra Do Seu Túmulo" (something like "Left Busted Open - I'll Piss On Your Fucking Grave") starring a Brazilian Suicide Girl. As you might imagine, it has a death metal/goregrind/splatter theme. Wonder if I should buy it?
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03.02.2008 - 17:29
iaberis
Advice Troll
I truly have no idea on this subject... Well it depends on what my girl would like to listen.
I can perform under all conditions
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03.02.2008 - 17:49
eyesofwitch
The sex is excellent listening metal... I love it
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03.02.2008 - 19:23
Sleep In Sorrow
Ghost Of The Sun
Written by eyesofwitch on 03.02.2008 at 17:49

The sex is excellent listening metal... I love it

Now this is a nice thread to make your very first post.
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03.02.2008 - 19:39
VaronoZz
Vampbaron
i was watching with my ex-gf "Queen of the damned" (For 1 more time) and while Lestat was singing "Forsaken" we started having a really vampiric biting sex haha. It was awesome
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04.02.2008 - 00:30
doomina
Account deleted
i prefer agents of oblivion ... or godspeed you! black emperor, mogwai, pelican and stuff ... nick cave is also beatiful
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04.02.2008 - 11:32
Pole Kitten
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Written by VaronoZz on 03.02.2008 at 19:39

i was watching with my ex-gf "Queen of the damned" (For 1 more time) and while Lestat was singing "Forsaken" we start having a really vampiric biting sex haha. It was awesome

ok now that kind of music i can relate to! haha mmm vampires... *cough* back on topic

i don't think i'd mind to be honest, i like having music on as i'm not quite so shy then (no idea why) but even if it's a song i dno't know i'd probably be perfectly happy. Smack My Bitch Up by the Prodigy might be one i'd avoid though! hahaha

i'm now having visions of the entire list of Metalstorm members now having sex with a pair of whopping great headphones on! *rolls on the floor laughing*
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04.02.2008 - 11:44
Savage Messiah
Metal Drummer
At the risk of sounding like a necromaniac (I'm not one, I swear) I find Slayer's Dead Skin Mask to be quite.... sexual.
Try it out
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04.02.2008 - 12:07
Stalker
Lone wanderer
Written by Promonex on 03.02.2008 at 00:51

Bolt Thrower. Preferably Warmaster or For Victory. I imagine having sex with BT in the background to be absolutely awesome! Unfortunately my girl isn't into metal at all, so I guess it'll have to stay in my mind


And just in case you guys have problems stimulating your girls to the max, a friend of mine had her first orgasm during a Wintersun gig, so you might want to try that as well

LOL, I think I wouldnt miss Wintersun gig because of some girl... Hhahhhah
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04.02.2008 - 12:14
Pole Kitten
Account deleted
oh yes, i forget. men can't multi-task! hahaha
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04.02.2008 - 12:50
Varegan
Hamranakara
it depends on what kind of sex you are going to have: if you are a sadist asshole who enjoy BDSM and such thing, you better listen to mercyfull fate songs or find some suitable black metal stuff.
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