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17.05.2006 - 08:30
Horlequism
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What genres out there do you find completely useless? I think the whole point of this thread back in the old MS was not coming out and saying what you hate about current genres. The point was to talk about sub-genre names that people just make up due to lyrical content, image, etc...
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17.05.2006 - 10:04
Marcel Hubregtse
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Well some genres that I have seen pop up in some music magazines get their names from a record label. For example the genre Hydracore which apparently refers to quite a few bands which are on the Hydrahead record label. All those bands play either emocore or mathcore so why the hell call it Hydracore, it's like calling most bands on RoadRunner/RoadRacer Roadmetal.
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17.05.2006 - 13:40
Marcel Hubregtse
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Written by [user id=12867] on 17.05.2006 at 13:34

I think everybody can agree to nu metal being a pontless metal genre as it is not technically metal to begin with, especially since it has tainted the true image of metal and has corrupted bands that we all may have liked at one stage, prior to the "sell out" stage, if you need further reference, I suggest you read the 101 rules to nu metal, simply to see how much of a joke it really is. This is especially the case in the example of band names for nu metal bands... but anyway...put plainly, nu metal is the most pointless genre in my opinion.

Wow this thread is only two posts old and ALREADY we have a mindless stupid post here....

Read the TOPIC TITLE and the first post. This is about stupid genre NAMES

And also please go back to metal 1.01 because nu-metal is a form of metal. You might not like it or maybe even hate it with all your guts but metal it is nonetheless. I even hate it to death but still regard it is as metal for it is a metal off-shoot and metal in its core.
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17.05.2006 - 15:51
arnibes
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Written by [user id=2084] on 17.05.2006 at 08:30

What genres out there do you find completely useless? I think the whole point of this thread back in the old MS was not coming out and saying what you hate about current genres. The point was to talk about sub-genre names that people just make up due to lyrical content, image, etc...

Alcoholic metal
Alternative metal
Anglo-Saxen metal
Arena metal
Aryan metal
Atmospheric doom (metal)
Baroque metal of barok metal
Battle metal
Celtic battle metal
Black metal
Aryan metal
Battle metal
Celtic battle metal
Folk metal en folk black metal
Anglo-Saxen metal
Hoempa metal
Viking metal
Forest metal
Mesopatamian metal
NSBM National Socialistic Black Metal
Aryan metal
Mass murder metal
Medieval metal
Melodic black metal
Pagan metal
Symphonic black metal
Tolkien metal
Troll metal
Unblack metal
Vamyric metal
Viking metal
White metal of unblack metal
Christian black metal of Christenlijke black metal
Christian metal of Christenlijke metal
Suicidal black metal
Avant garde metal
Brutal death metal
Celtic metal
Celtic battle metal
Celtic doom metal
Celtic pagan metal
Chaotic hardcore
Circus metal
Cock Rock
Comedy metal
Cybergrind
Dark metal
Death metal
Brutal death metal
Death doom metal
Deathgrind (metal)
Deaththrash (metal)
Gothenburg metal
Death power metal
Melodic death Metal
Scandinavian death metal
Symphonic death metal
Technical death metal
Deathgrind (metal)
Deaththrash (metal)
Desert metal
Doom (metal)
Atmospheric doom (metal)
Celtic doom metal
Death doom metal
Drone doom (metal)
Funeral doom (metal)
Epic metal
epic heavy metal
epic power metal
Extreme metal
Ultimate metal
Fashioncore
Film score metal
Folk metal
Funeral doom (metal)
Anglo-Saxen metal
Hoempa metal
Teutonic metal
Viking metal
Forest metal
Funk metal
Glam (metal) of glamour (metal)
Arena metal
Cock rock
Hair metal
Sleaze (metal)
Stadion metal
Gore metal
Goregrind
Gothic metal of Goth metal
Sprookjes metal
Phantasy-, fantasy- of fantasie metal
Gothenburg metal
Grindcore
Cybergrind
Deathgrind metal
Goregrind
Mincecore
Porngrind of pornogrind
Grunge metal
Happy metal
Hardcore
Metalcore
Chaotic hardcore
Fashioncore
Gothencore
Mathmetal
Moshcore
Noisecore
Rapcore
Tech hardcore
Tough guy hardcore
Hoempa metal
Hollywood metal
Ice metal
Industrial metal
Love metal
Mass murder metal
Math metal
Medieval metal
Mesopatamian metal
Metalcore
Chaotic hardcore
Fashioncore
Gothencore
Math metal
Moshcore
Noisecore
Rapcore
Tech hardcore
Tough guy hardcore
Mincecore
Moshcore
Murder metal
Nazi metal
Aryan metal
Aryan war metal
NSBM of National Socialistic Black Metal
NSBM National Socialistic Black Metal
Metalcore
Chaotic hardcore
Fashioncore
Gothencore
Math metal
Moshcore
Noisecore
Rapcore
Tech hardcore
Tough guy hardcore
Neo-classical (metal) of neo klassieke metal
Noisecore
Nü-metal
Rap metal
Rapcore
Opera metal
Pagan metal
Party metal
Phantasy-, fantasy- of fantasie metal
Tolkien metal
Pop metal
Porngrind of pornogrind
Post-thrash
Ice metal
Progressive metal, progmetal of progressieve metal
Math metal
Scandinavian metal
Scandinavian black metal
Scandinavian death metal
Troll metal
Rap metal of rap-metal
Rapcore
SID metal
Sleaze (metal)
sludge metal
Sprookjes metal of fantasie metal
Stadion metal
Symphonic opera metal of symfonische opera metal
Synth metal
Tech hardcore
Technical death metal
Teutonic metal
Post-thrash
Tough guy hardcore
Tolkien metal
Troll metal
True metal
Ultimate metal
Unblack metal
Untrue metal
Vampyric metal
Vedic metal
War metal
Aryan war metal
Australian war metal
Satanic war metal
White metal

Enough senseless genre's. Just stop trying to put every band in an genre.
Keep it easy.


EDITED by wrathchild: Source http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lijst_van_metalgenres
Please do not steal someone else's work without mentioning them. Thanks.
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17.05.2006 - 17:02
Daru Jericho
Yes, I hate it when people make up genres, especially those that are made up on lyrical content. One I must mention that has not been said is pirate metal, apparently suited for bands with a 'pirate sound' (which really could be anything) and pirate lyrics, such as Running Wild.
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17.05.2006 - 17:55
Nathan Lurker
I believe that the whole point of using sub genres to define a band is that you can give a precise description of a general mood and sound of music. Some bands that could enter a more general genre might not have in their sound only the characteristics from that genre. So when you're talking of a band that has a unique sound, you don't feel like a bigger genre really fits to describe it. Therefore, the subgenres are there only to give an idea of what to expect.

I think anyone should take this whole subgenre thing loosely as it is only meant to give a loose idea of a band's sound and is not meant to be a precise and official categorisation.
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17.05.2006 - 18:01
Horlequism
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Ah yes...that long list...I remember that from the old thread...like, alcoholic metal, wtf?...ah, there are so many more useless ones on there...
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17.05.2006 - 19:04
Vunts
Written by [user id=2186] on 17.05.2006 at 15:51


Alternative metal
Black metal
Folk metal en folk black metal
Melodic black metal
Symphonic black metal
Avant garde metal
Brutal death metal
Death metal
Brutal death metal
Death doom metal
Gothenburg metal
Death power metal
Melodic death Metal
Technical death metal
Doom (metal)
Drone doom (metal)
Funeral doom (metal)
Folk metal
Grindcore
Cybergrind
Metalcore
Industrial metal
Progressive metal, progmetal of progressieve metal


Enough senseless genre's. Just stop trying to put every band in an genre.
Keep it easy.

Hehe, what exactly is wrong with the genres that i picked out? Plus there were a lot of repeting stuff. Damn man, you should read what you write (even if it IS copy-paste from some stupid-ass place that doesn't bother with checking if a genre is already up or not)

Anyways...all them "atmospheric" subgenres make me wonder. What exactly makes a band atmospheric? Shape of Despair plays great atmospheric music, yet it still is a funeral doom band.
Tiamat likewise. Not funeral doom, but...why do people even use the word atmospheric as a sub-genre? Damnet, even Nile can be concidered atmospheric from time to time.
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17.05.2006 - 20:09
Horlequism
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Written by Vunts on 17.05.2006 at 19:04

Alternative metal
Black metal
Folk metal en folk black metal
Melodic black metal
Symphonic black metal
Avant garde metal
Brutal death metal
Death metal
Brutal death metal
Death doom metal
Gothenburg metal
Death power metal
Melodic death Metal
Technical death metal
Doom (metal)
Drone doom (metal)
Funeral doom (metal)
Folk metal
Grindcore
Cybergrind
Metalcore
Industrial metal
Progressive metal, progmetal of progressieve metal

This here is a great list...a lot of those pointless ones needed to be taken out...
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17.05.2006 - 20:32
Vunts
Oh, oops...i left some in...Like death power, death doom, technical death, gothenburg, avant garde (while it could stand for a genre of it's own, i don't think any of those bands really implements the avant gardistic music too well).

But this time Horlequism, i found it hard to understand wether you were joking or not (i apoligize for that), cos there's progressive in there and also death and black metal. Surely those genres deserve their name! (and no i wasn't joking at all myself)....buuut, to fill in some gaps to prove myself:

Black metal: i seriously think that this genre is not stupid. At least nothing better goes there.
Folk metal: perhaps not black folk, but the regular folk metal does so exist.
Melodic etc black metal: well, black is such a varied genre that one or two subgenres should apply
Death metal: (there might be this certain bug with the forum, cos i'm pretty sure i didn't write brutal death twice) i think death metal is also a whole genre on it's own. And at least the melodic sub-genre should remain
Doom metal: this one totally deserves all the sub-genres it has and i know that since i'm starting the study of doom metal for my music class. I got about a year to do it.
Metalcore: well...what other word to use to describe those bands?
Industrial: right where it should be
Progressive: well...that's your area. If you think it's a useless genre, then fine by me.

That's all i have to say and i pretty much realized that you weren't probably joking. Writing with "analizing" the stuff at the same time helps me greatly.
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17.05.2006 - 21:55
Susan
Smeghead
Elite
I hate "female-fronted metal." What's next, "Male-fronted metal"? I'd like to see a poll in the arena for best male-fronted band.

I understand grouping soprano-fronted bands together in the symphonic genre but just because your singer has boobs doesn't make the MUSIC sound any different. Thank you, rant off.
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17.05.2006 - 23:30
Dam3k
I think the troll metal... is the lolest in that list... XD when I see people saying that Finntroll is throll metal... I LMFAO... One thing is having genres and add bands in that genres and make some subgenres... but nowadays is getting really senseless... Battle folk metal... omfg...
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17.05.2006 - 23:41
arnibes
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Written by Vunts on 17.05.2006 at 19:04

Written by [user id=2186] on 17.05.2006 at 15:51


Alternative metal
Black metal
Folk metal en folk black metal
Melodic black metal
Symphonic black metal
Avant garde metal
Brutal death metal
Death metal
Brutal death metal
Death doom metal
Gothenburg metal
Death power metal
Melodic death Metal
Technical death metal
Doom (metal)
Drone doom (metal)
Funeral doom (metal)
Folk metal
Grindcore
Cybergrind
Metalcore
Industrial metal
Progressive metal, progmetal of progressieve metal


Enough senseless genre's. Just stop trying to put every band in an genre.
Keep it easy.

Hehe, what exactly is wrong with the genres that i picked out? Plus there were a lot of repeting stuff. Damn man, you should read what you write (even if it IS copy-paste from some stupid-ass place that doesn't bother with checking if a genre is already up or not)

Anyways...all them "atmospheric" subgenres make me wonder. What exactly makes a band atmospheric? Shape of Despair plays great atmospheric music, yet it still is a funeral doom band.
Tiamat likewise. Not funeral doom, but...why do people even use the word atmospheric as a sub-genre? Damnet, even Nile can be concidered atmospheric from time to time.

I just was to lazy to pick them out.

Not every post of mine has to be serious en good.

Now happy? No? PM me if no.
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18.05.2006 - 03:47
Doc G.
Full Grown Hoser
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bodom metal. perhaps you have heard of it, its used by people who dont know how to classify children of bodom. thankfully this site got it right in putting them under extreme power metal, simply power metal with harsh vocals.
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18.05.2006 - 11:16
^Necrolust^
I find it stupid to create a new genre based on the bands influences.For example,I feel annoyed when I listen to the term ''Tolkien Metal''. I just wonder, if someone created a metal band influenced by chickens,we would have a Chicken Metal genre?
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18.05.2006 - 13:12
Sinsanity
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Rakoth metal - The type of metal the band Rakoth does... It's completely stupid, not to mention megalomaniac to give the name of your band to a sort of metal which apprently you created - and this is not Rakoth's case...IMO, they didn't create anything sooooo very special...
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18.05.2006 - 14:01
__Az__
Bloody hell, so many pointless genres, surely it'd be better if everyone stuck to a few... Its making it so much more difficult to classify bands, Some bands these days must even have their own genre to themselves
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18.05.2006 - 21:09
Horlequism
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Written by __Az__ on 18.05.2006 at 14:01

so many pointless genres, surely it'd be better if everyone stuck to a few...

Even though I agree with you 100%, people just feel the need to micro-catagorize every band that decided to fuse a new and foriegn element into their metal stylings...
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19.05.2006 - 01:52
KryptoN
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Written by Susan on 17.05.2006 at 21:55

I hate "female-fronted metal." What's next, "Male-fronted metal"? I'd like to see a poll in the arena for best male-fronted band.

I understand grouping soprano-fronted bands together in the symphonic genre but just because your singer has boobs doesn't make the MUSIC sound any different. Thank you, rant off.

I agree, it's stupid. I think it's because just in the recent years women have started appearing in great amounts into the metal circle as artists. But I still don't understand why "female-fronted metal" has become such a popular expression.
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19.05.2006 - 03:41
Immortal Plague
Bloodshedder
Sludge Metal, Porngrind, Atmospheric Metal, Power Metal, are all some pretty dumb genre names along with many other pointless ones, but seriously stop making 5 million diffrent genres just to fit a band perfectly.
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19.05.2006 - 13:44
__Az__
Written by Immortal Plague on 19.05.2006 at 03:41

Sludge Metal, Porngrind, Atmospheric Metal, Power Metal, are all some pretty dumb genre names along with many other pointless ones, but seriously stop making 5 million diffrent genres just to fit a band perfectly.

I disagree... I think that Power metal is one of the genres that defines a music style and must stay... Porngring and sludge metal are just hybrids of other genres but power is original.
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19.05.2006 - 21:47
Lucas
Mr. Noise
Elite
Any genre name who is based on lyrics is dumb, IMO.

Ah yes, "Female-Fronted Metal". Most stupid EVER!
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19.05.2006 - 22:33
Immortal Plague
Bloodshedder
Written by Lucas on 19.05.2006 at 21:47

Any genre name who is based on lyrics is dumb, IMO.

Ah yes, "Female-Fronted Metal". Most stupid EVER!

Are you serious, thats really a genre? if it is i think you named the dumbest one here yet.
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19.05.2006 - 22:38
Lucas
Mr. Noise
Elite
@Immortal Plague. Supposively. Read the post above your own.

Is Viking Metal a stupid genre? I like the sound of it, but it would hold bands such as Manegarm & Amon Amarth, which are too different too be under one flag.
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20.05.2006 - 02:01
Horlequism
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The term 'female-fronted metal' isn't a serious sub-genre tag...
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20.05.2006 - 22:36
KryptoN
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To some it is...
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21.05.2006 - 00:58
Horlequism
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there are many sub genres of metal that are fronted by females though...it's just as useless as saying male-fronted metal...Aghora is female-fronted and they're progressive metal...Arch Enemy is female-fronted and they're death/thrash metal...Lacuna Coil, etc, etc...are there any unique musical elements that should seperate any female-fronted band into it's own sub-genre of metal? except for the female vocals, no...
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21.05.2006 - 06:19
KryptoN
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That's exactly why it is a stupid name and concept for a sub-genre (to base it on a band's image or so).
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22.05.2006 - 00:56
Deth
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I don't understand the need for so many genres. WTF is Ultimate metal?

I can understand how there are sub-genres for genres that are so diverse, such as death metal. But making up pointless genres just to classify a band differetly is stupid
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22.05.2006 - 00:59
Deth
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Written by Lucas on 19.05.2006 at 22:38

@Immortal Plague. Supposively. Read the post above your own.

Is Viking Metal a stupid genre? I like the sound of it, but it would hold bands such as Manegarm & Amon Amarth, which are too different too be under one flag.

I don't mean to be a jackass but I am quite sure Amon Amarth are not viking metal. Their lyrical themes consist of vikings and norse mythology but that doesn't necessarily make them viking metal. Examples of viking metal would be: Tyr, Bathory (BFD, Hammerheart, etc.), Borknagar, and Einherjer
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