What I want everyone to do is to rename their favorite metal albums in a fun way. Be as offensive as you'd like. Here's a few examples:

Kamelot - The Black A-hole
Metallica - Ride The Tight Thing
Children Of Bodom - Follow The Rapist
Megadeth - Rust N' Piss
Megadeth - Piss! Cells! Butt! Who's Buying?
Nightwish - Wishhamster
Sonata Arctica - Silence! I Kill You!
Opeth - Morningwood
Star One - Victims Of The Modern AIDS

Slayer - Playing With Mud

Best I can think of. Yours are rather crude.

Yeah they're pretty lame but whatever

Deathspell Omega - Para-Clit-us
Castevet - Mounds Of Cash
Nocturnus - The Clit
Slough Feg - Down Among The Semen

Marty Friedman - Dragon's Tits
Cryptopsy - Bakery-made fresh
Edge of Sanity - Cream-son
Death - Individual tight pussies
Exodus - pounded by cops
Exodus - Nickel-headed sewing machine
Iron Maiden - Infection of the yeast
Iron Maiden - Piece of ass
Iron Maiden - The XXX factor
Kreator - Pleasure to Chill
Megadeth - Kellog's my biscuits ,,, and biscuit is good
Metallica - St Asshole
Morbid Angel - Best are the thick
Opeth - Moaning-loud
Sepultura - A Rice
Sepultura - Boots
Testament - Practice throwing peach

GnR - Apettite for sex acttion

Written by Irritable Ted on 09.11.2010 at 14:46

Dio -Killing The Dragon(force).

Hahahahahhhaa ROLF

Well Nocturnal Rites song ''Avalon'' I prefere my made line
''Rise Alcohol Of Veil Of Mysteries''

Kinda Random, not all of them are favorites but what the hell

Deathspell Omega - Si Monumentum Requires, Circumcision
Pantera - A Vulgar Display of Flower
Therion - Secret of the Prunes
Vader- Clitany
Amon Amarth - Twilight of The Thunder Rod
Wodensthrone - Floss

Beherit - Drawing Down The Spoon


I will say no more on the matter.

Not necessarily my favourite albums (some of them are):

Wintersun - Time For Us To Release Our Second Album
Septicflesh - Communism
Amon Amarth - Twilight of the Vampire God
Katatonia - Night is the New Gay
Opeth - Waterbed
Rhapsody of Fire - The Frozen Pears of Angels, Symphony of Enchanted Glands II: The Dark Secretion
Bloodbath - The Fat Homeless Mastery

Very lame, I know lol.

Written by MetalSpider on 10.11.2010 at 01:39

Wintersun - Time For Us To Release Our Second Album

That's the best one so far, and don't worry, this topic never even stood a chance of not being lame. Anyways...

Blind Guardian - Nightfall In The Middle-East
Therion - Sirius Black

Written by [user id=105293] on 10.11.2010 at 03:01

Written by MetalSpider on 10.11.2010 at 01:39

Wintersun - Time For Us To Release Our Second Album

That's the best one so far, and don't worry, this topic never even stood a chance of not being lame. Anyways...

Blind Guardian - Nightfall In The Middle-East
Therion - Sirius Black

Yeah I guess this topic is bound to get a bit lame lol.

OK, I'm about to win this thread with pure lameness.

Cradle of Filth - Cavity and the Yeast
Darkthrone - Thrice-Albanian Plunger
Xasthur - An Effective Polygraph
Katatonia - Rave Murder Pay

Electric Wizard - Black Asses

more to come

Korn - Life is Bitchy
Five Finger Death Punch - The Way of the Fisting
Dope - Faggots and Rapists
Amorphis - Skyfucker
Disturbed - Ten Thousand Fistings
Trivium - Shotcum
Within Temptation - The Silent Thrusting Force
Nevermore - Enemies of Virginity
Kittie - Spit or Swallow

Written by Kennoth on 15.11.2010 at 15:23

Amorphis - Skyfucker

Early Amorphis = Best Amorphis

Dimmu Borgir - Abracadabra (not a favorite by any means, but it had to be done)

Opeth - My Pants Your Arse

Porcupine Tree - Up the Hole

Dream Theater - Train of Puke

Dream Theater - When Poop and Piss Unite

This is fun lol Good idea for a thread by the way. These are the ones I came up with for now.
I'll try this again later.

Amon Amarth - With Obi Wan On Our Side
Amon Amarth - Twilight Of The Vampire God
Kamelot - Toast Opera
Opeth - Waterbed
Swallow the Sun - New Spoon

Written by vezzy on 15.11.2010 at 15:28

Written by Kennoth on 15.11.2010 at 15:23

Amorphis - Skyfucker

Early Amorphis = Best Amorphis

Dimmu Borgir - Abracadabra (not a favorite by any means, but it had to be done)

I didn't hear much of their early stuff other than Black Winter Day

Written by [user id=35732] on 15.11.2010 at 23:18

Okey, i came up with a really stupid one...

VA - Swedish Black Metal

Such a book probably does has potential, actually.

Swallow The Sun - The Guy That Never Came

Ensiferum- Victory Shits
Kreator- Hordes of Cum
Immortal- Peace In the South
Death- Sound Of Perversion
All I could think of atm.

Well I just came whit a song name CoC - Her Ghost In The FROG

You mean CoF?

Sounds like lame fun

White Wizzard - Over the Flop
Iron Maiden - Number to the Priest
Lost Horizon - Awakening the Turd

Anthrax - Indulgence In Lime

Dream Theater - Sins from a Memory
Megadeth - Rust in Pieces
Paradise Lost - Drunkonian Times
Judas Priest - Paintkiller
Metallica - Master of Muppets

And here they are:

Anthrax- State of California
Anthrax- We'll Cum On You All
Slayer- A Goat Ate Us All
Pantera- Cowboy in Jail
Dimmu Borgir- Storm My Ass MMV

Slayer - Seasons in the Piss
Dark Tranquillity - Where Meth is Most Alive
Nile - In Their Darkened Behinds

This topic seems really, really stupid and pointless, but fun none the less.

Painkiller - Staincleaner
Kill 'Em All - Fuck 'Um All
Ace Of Spades - Space Of AIDs
Reign Of Light - Stain of Shite

Darkness - T.O.A.D.

Immortal - Pure Localhost